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oh my god im having a panic attack
she just blocked me
i thought oneechan liked me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byv2bKekeWQ
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>>38472115
>girl tells me she doesn't want to talk anymore
>stops messaging me but doesn't unfriend me
>think she might want to talk again soon because I think she couldn't possibly mean that
>unfriended a me a week later

I didn't expect this to affect me as much as it did. Fuck
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>>38472169
i hate this feeling so much anon
i think im going to die

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Are weaaboos the biggest subhumans to ever exist?
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No, that would be the blacks, with black weebs doubly so.
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You're just jealous that you haven't accepted the warm embrace of Japanese cartoons
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>MOOOOOOOOM ANON POSTED ANIME AGAIN!
>I-I DON'T LIKE IT MAKE ANON STOOOOOOP
>STOP IT, ANON!!!!!!!

>you will never look back at your prom photos
>you will never see all the happy moments captured on camera
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That feel when you didn't even go to prom
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I went and i didnt even take any pictures. All i did was get my ex to cheat on her boyfriend and puke in the corner trash can because i ate stale gum.
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never went to mine, but it's not that big a thing where I live.

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WHERE DID ALL THE HAMBURGER HELPUR GO
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>>38471936
I ate those food
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>>38471936
ITS WAT I DO JON
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C E A S E
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>get really high
>start browsing /pol/ again
Here goes another round of delusional paranoia lads
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>having the social skills required to find a dealer, know the street value of drugs and the social prowess to navigate through a dialogue in order to purchase illegal drugs
fucking NO
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>don't get high
>don't browsing /pol/ again
>round of delusional paranoia happens anyway
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>>38471816
friend gave me some that he got at the dispensary with his moms money
I'm not some social genius over here

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18 yr old neet here looking for friends. discord thread? olive#4190
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JOHNNY TSUNAMI
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Vroom#4832

Just feeling a bit lonely, it's be nice to make a new friend.
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Corvox#7672
Looking for friends who want to join muh exclusive server or qt/femboi who wants to cyber even tho that's not gonna happen

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>Go to the bathroom really quick
>When I come back my dad is looking through my computer
>Ask what he's doing
>He says it's his right to see what I'm doing because I live under his roof
>Don't try to argue because I know it's only going to make things worse
>I have pictures of me dressed in girl clothes and fucking my ass not well hidden
>My dad is openly homophobic and has said he'll kick me out if I'm gay or an atheist
>Waiting in the living room right now
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>>38471743

Why didn't you hide the images better?
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>>38471743
>>I have pictures of me dressed in girl clothes and fucking my ass not well hidden
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Tell him that traps are not gay. Is this original?

Anyone got effective ASMR for physical sensations like tingles, or brain beats to influence dreams that have worked for them?
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Is this n ASMR thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4JY3B8Kdlk&index=2&list=PLNDDdz25VA6bjbRBHyCW-3fWQ2GvB5UoP
Cause this one has been my favorite as of late. But they're are plenty of asmr apps on the play store for white noise and whatever.
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Three words: bald-headed manc twat.
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>>38471695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBcJefKpgMc

fagotot

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Is he sexually attractive?
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He's a fucking disgrace, that's what he is. And who in the right mindset would even want to fuxk this guy?
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>>38471679
i would let him do whatever he wants to me in a heartbeat
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Yes. I would literally fuck the shit out of his cute ass.

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Write a letter to someone you hate.
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my letter:

FUCK YOU
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dear ex
ur a retard
kthxbai
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>I love you and always will but I can't do this anymore.

You're a liar and a cunt. Love never came into it with you, otherwise you wouldn't have been such a horrible bitch. You don't get to use those words with anyone anymore, you whore.

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and l hate every single one of you. AIl of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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>>38471623
>dat shoulder grab
TRIGGERED
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>>38471623
neat dude
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>>38471623
>You are everything bad in the world.
No you

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Is any robot's bisexuality flipping right now? In the past 24 hours I've started craving dick and I'm confused about myself again.
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>>38471500
It's easier to call yourself bi unless you end up exclusively liking dudes for more than a year
I have preference towards same sex but would shag the opposite
Still bi.
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>>38471500
Probably, yeah. What made you start craving dick, OP?

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Teenagers of /r9k/ :

How do you plan on changing your life to not end up here when you're in your mid-to-late twenties?
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>>38471493
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

fuck off xd
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I don't think i can desu. Becoming a normie is hard when your extremely ugly and have shitty social skills.
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>>38471522
>>38471524

See you in 5 years. This comment wasn't original.

Stop smoking. That cough isn't normal.
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I've been smoking for 3 years and have started to get the cough.
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but if you smoke you die sooner
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>>38471486
I have smoked 3 packs of cigs in my life am I going to die?

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Okay robots what's the best superpower ?
I say the power to stop time
>prove me wrong
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The power to kill every human being in the world with a single gesture. If I had that power I would use it without hesitation even if it killed me along with everyone else.
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How is it possible for you to move when time is stopped? How do you breathe still air, that would be a ton of striain on your lungs. Friction burns from air also.

This can be explained away by the fact that its a super power but i thought it'd be fun to think about.
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Omnipotence obviously.


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