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>>36215094
Wouldn't care. My grandparents however...

>>36215094
they wouldn't know cause she's black

They would just be thankful I'm not gay.

This shit is always so forced
>lads

Way to further copy the mannerisms and format of /britfeel/

I eat McDonald's like 3-4 times a week. Sometimes it's Burger King, sometimes Wendy's.
All I eat is fast food and now I weigh 350 pounds. Just kill me now.

>tfw guns and ammo are so expensive because of the government and voters who want """"common sense"""" gun laws

I feel like I am ahead of my times, guys

>>36214986

too stupid*

fixed that for you, retard

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>>36215494
>tfw too intelligent to properly interact with these primitive, barbaric morons

what is ur lucian power build?

>>36215018

It is:

Mastery - fervor of battle
Runes - 26% attack speed, 14 lethality

Item build in order:

1. Blade of the ruined king
2. Boots 1
3. Recurve bow + pick axe
4. Black cleaver
5. Turn recurve bow into guinsoos rageblade
6. Boots 1 into berserker boots
7. Last whisper into lord dominiks or mortal reminder
8. Deaths dance

Iron potion for hp and tenacity

Enjoy melting everything.

Not even Faker can make a better Lucian build.

You need to auto in between skills and spam skills on every cool down .

That's so hot. Male feet are sexy :3

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>>36214866
Wew anon, must be nice to have such a supportive and understanding friend!

I'm so jealous, anon. Can you take a picture of his feet? :3

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>Are you a dom or a sub?
A hard, hard, hard sub.

Depends on who has the bigger cock

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I really like gentle femdom.

I'm ugly but always had way out of my league girlfriends. :^)

Which sucks because now I'm single and have no idea how I pulled those previous girls off in the first place.

>>36214800
>were born with high standards
>ugly as shit
i was meant to lose
>tfw almost died 3 times in my childhood
why didn't my mom just gave up on me

>>36214800
My face is 7/10. But my small dick makes me deserve 4/10 girls.

Robot. Fembot. Get off my board normie.

>>36214791
>Fembot
a stale meme

>>36214777
Your post is as terrible as Cirno

>>36214742
>19
>neet
>only person i talk to is my mom
>trying to get neet bux

>26
>neet
>none
>browsing 4chan

>age
30s
>Job if you have one
i'm in software
>relationships with anyone, friends, family etc.
have family but they are across the country
>what are you doing to improve your situation
building up my NEETbux so I can drop out

Are you physically repulsive in any manner, including smell?

>>36214737
>NEET best friend
is it a girl? I want a NEET gf

are you ugly?

>tfw lesbian femanon but would never date anything less than an 8/10

i'm just as entitled as the malebots ): maybe it's from only seeing beautiful women in the media while guys get Seth Rogen as representation...

>>36214713
are you 13?
just say it i wouldn't be surprised i met teenagers here before

>>36214713
A good chance. The ever present portability of camera and the availability of an audience, at least in my mind, has destroyed traditional relationships and experiences. A vacation is not longer an escape, its a production for the consumption of others. The same with your friendship, it is no longer something shared but something managed and produced for consumption. Its an insidious kind of evil that causes people to think about their whole in such a different way.

Or maybe I am turning into a luddite, whose only source of meaningful human interaction is an image board. Such strange times we live in

>>36214713
>>36214797
i don't get it. What makes you think he's 13? You see 13 year olds trying to make it on youtube by vlogging? I don't understand.

I don't know, never had one

-Your waifu

>>36214662
I mean, my girlfriend's body shakes violently and she rocks it back and forth and it takes all of my might to try to hold her in place. Mine doesn't do that. Plus, sex on the whole feels better for the duration for them than men, who only get that one peak at the end

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>having a literal roastie for a vagina

Have memes gone too far?

>>36214622
share originaru recipe

>>36214622
is that a rare crepe?

>>36214622

nice. people usually fail their first one so you're a lucky lad

Christianity is a jewish spook to make stupid people in middle ages obedient.

If Jesus died for our sins why did god sentence us to life on earth.

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atheist jealousy incoming

If you weren't such a fucking pussy you'd fuck her on the first date. Use the time you have left wisely, don't miss your only chance.

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>>36214630
I've missed too many chances to keep count. I've given up trying to procreate tbqh

your shit anon, wtf someone asks you out? you know that your khv is your fault. kys faget