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The Bible is real, outer space and aliens aren't. Deal with it.
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>>38802017
Nice bait but you're going to have to try harder than that, anon.
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>>38802033
I'm not trying anything. The Earth is flat, just as the Bible said. The "stars and galaxies" are just part of the sky God created to give us something nice to look at.
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>>38802017
This isn't how light works. The flat earth theory doesn't stand up to this simple observation : if the earth was flat, it would be day everywhere at the same time and night everywhere at the same time, at least according to your pic.
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How do fembots deal with the fact that they will never experience the miracle of pregnancy?
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>>38801958
>the miracle of pregnancy
>miracle
lul
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>>38801958
how the fuck is pregnancy a miracle? don't use words you don't know the definition of idiot
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>>38801958
There's nothing to "deal" with it. Nothing is more selfish than reproducing when you're not financially and mentally stable.
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How do you think 4chan has changed?
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The irony has changed definitely
I still act like a retard while shit posting
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>>38801952
people don't have fun anymore because they're all too worried about being made fun of.
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>>38801952
Mostly mobile users aka normies
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When did you fap for the first time?
I did it at the age of 16.
>tfw slow
there were already kids fucking each other before I even knew who my dick worked.
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Probably around 14, to a fake nude of Britney Spears
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My first sexual thought was being a girl getting fucked by a dog. I think I was 8 or something.
I hope that isn't indicative of anything about my mental gender because it's way too fucking late to do anything about it.
It definitely was indicative of how I'm a zoophile.
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I've played with myself since I was 6, but only first inserted anything at age 11
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DUDE WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MISAKI?
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she must be here anytime now...
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>>38802430
i want her NOOOOOOOWW
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The thing about misaki is she's always there you just don't know which one she is
ITT: weird shit you do
>before I go through a security scanner at an airport, I always make sure to get an erection so the people behind the screen get a good impression
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>fantasize about women I've talked to even just once daily
It's fun to get lost inside my own head.
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>>38801824
If you mean the metal detectors, those don't have any function that allows them to look at your dick
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>>38801824
They don't see your naked body on their screens. Instead they basically see a stick figure and in case you were carrying something metallic, the software would highlight the part of the stick figure where the suspicious object is. Though that's how it's in Europe atleast, I imagine in more problematic regions like Middle East the security is tighter and the scanners work a bit differently.
t. works at the airport
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heh, us fembots and gulls right? us fembots and gulls and farmers, we are soooo lewdddd >_<
senpai notice me
lewd
lewd
lmao generic japanese mobile grinding game is taking over my life!!!! O_O
looool, she's my waifu. i'm a girl and she's my waifu, did you get that?
omg he's my husbando, here's my daki pic, but it's all ok because it's ironic!!!! I actually have a boyfriend, so I'm talking about my husbando ironically loool xD
senpai senpai xDDDDD
waifooos!!!!
ahegaooo! haha, luv it when all of the cum is like that, but it's ironic, i'm not actually a slut because i used the word "lewd", geddit?
haha, persona 5 is epic, lmao did you get that "take your time" reference i used IRL? so ironic and subtle.
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How fucking high are you senpai?? Haha lol I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition!
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>>38801809
This is not a post, it's a COMPOST! POO POO! Haha!
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>>38801899
Heh le drugs are le based.
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>enter political thread
>false flag as the opposite side to force your side to come up with better arguments
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>enter political thread
>false flag as the opposite side with poor arguments
>reply to myself with better arguments to dismantle the opposition
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>enter political thread
>false flag as your own side with poor arguments
>reply to myself with better arguments
>"accidentally" reveal my samefagging
>now everyone thinks the opposite side are a bunch of false flagging cunts
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>enter political thread
>leave political thread
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Oh, hey anon.
It's a good thing you caught me after my first cup, because let me tell you, I simply CANNOT function before my morning coffee. I'm a real monster, y'know?
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That's why I have B12 in a syringe next to my bed
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>>38801714
why would a neet NEED coffee? Would I be more productive if I started drinking it too?
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>>38801763
Oh honey... Without my first cup in the morning, I am completely unable to function. I have a keurig next to my bed and I fill it with water before I go to sleep for this exact reason.
Just kidding, I get high.
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Can man and women really be friends?
Outside of the obvious reasons:
>He's/She's too old to date me
>He's/She's married
>He's/She's engaged
and many other things...
But just being "friends" when none of those things are going on his/her life, can men and women be friends?
Personally, I can't be friends with a woman that I know she can date me but I'm just not her type, I'm not interested... I can't force her to be my girlfriend and she sure as hell can't force me to be her friend.
Whacha think fellow robots?
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>>38801667
Of course. No idea why you would think otherwise.
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yeah definitely i always feel bad for people who ask this question
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>>38801789
I agree that they can, but you know damn well why people would think otherwise. The reasons may be overblown but there's grains of truth to them
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>"Sorry bro, can't hang out, my girlfriend is here"
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>having friends to hang out with
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>>38801546
>bro
you need to gtfo chad
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>>38801546
>having friends
what are you, a fucking PLEB???
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>be me in the army
>in formation
>First Sergeant mentions to really focus on training and take everything very seriously
>mentions that he talked to the brigade commander
>says shit is getting fucking real in North Korea
>says war is likely on the way
>everyone is excited, wants to go to war and kill the commies
>justjoinedforcollege.jpg
>not ready for war
>dont want to die
>everyone in the army is a filthy degenerate
>can't imagine deploying with these people, hate everybody
I have 1 year left. I don't want to die with these people. although I highly doubt we would actually go to war and he probably just said it to motivate everyone it's still a possibility. Are there any other armybots here?
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>>38801485
Your wife cheated on you with me and many other men before she moved up there to live with you
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>>38801524
I'm not married tho
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>>38801485
We're not going to have troops on the ground there. Our involvement will most likely be just air and naval support for the South Korean troops.
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90 percent of this board are terrible people.
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A majority of users of this board are terrible, cruel, sadistic people.
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you can fuck off back to plebbit if you are such a perfect moralfag
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np anon. my pastor helped me accept the warmth of the lord into my body and soul.
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>>38801476
Well yeah man . They believe they're all "good guys " and that the reason they can't get laid is because " all girls are whores " ( then why TF cant you get laid ) . The reality is they're lazy assholes who have nothing going for them , won't settle for fat and or ugly chicks but expect Stacy's to do it for them . People suck
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I had a gf fall into my lap 4 months ago. She's crazy and tsundere, but I like her.
> cute
> cumslut
> took her virginity and she took mine
> won't break up with me despite not having social skills or much money
> says that I'm attractive, the only thing she wants me to change is to dress like a faggot one direction member
> turns out no amount of her screaming my name, letting me fuck her in the ass, and openly being seen with me in public will let me be alpha
> embarrass myself at every family function of hers because I'm too scared to talk to anyone she knows
> don't tell dudes to back off when they talk to her
> always give her these really beta hugs, and sometimes I hoverhand her when I'm not horny
> probably more steadfast in being autistic since I met her, because she's letting me be autismo and I still get sex
I don't fucking know what's wrong with me.
How can I just be a man?
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>>38801467
Well have you tried to bee your self yet friend?
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How did to meet?
Why are you scared of other guys?
Listen to me and understand that being alpha is nothing special, if she likes you this way then don't
change.
If guy talk to her so they can hook up with her or keep flirting with her, then just tell them she is taken and done.
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What exactly about yourself makes you feel insecure?
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I want a vagina, it hurts so much ;~;
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>>38801464
you are mentally ill, you're bain is telling you irrational thoughts
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>>38801464
>the tru... vaginas are out there
just bee yourself
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>>38801464
just a reminder that having a vagina will not make you a cute animu girl.