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Me Starter Pack 2017-05-01 02:13:14 Post No.36694296
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Me Starter Pack Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:13:14 Post No. 36694296 [Report] [View this topic]

Make a starter pack about yourself anon, rate others.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:23:04 Post No.36694412
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>>36694296
6/10 Overwatch rank, git gud
8/10 comfiness
7/10 total. You're alright OP. Best of luck with your thread.

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:24:45 Post No.36694425
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>>36694296
Oh I'll make one, 1 sec

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:28:03 Post No.36694472
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>>36694412
>tfw I only play drunk sym and still am master
overmeme strikes again

Anonymous
Fyre Festival - Normies BTFO 2017-05-01 02:07:05 Post No.36694245
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Fyre Festival - Normies BTFO Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:07:05 Post No. 36694245 [Report] [View this topic]

Some news to cheer you guys up:

>nigger called Ja Rule starts a music festival in the Bahamas
>sells tickets at $12,000 each
>rich normies buy tickets expecting an idyllic experience full of Chads and Staceys fucking, drinking and doing drugs
>It was all a scam, music festival was cancelled last minute and all the Chads got stranded in a foreign island with no food water or shelter
>now they're butthurt and suing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39743303/luxury-fyre-festival-is-cancelled-with-ticket-holders-still-stranded-in-bahamas

http://variety.com/2017/music/news/fyre-festival-mark-geragos-lawsuit-1202404487/

Can you imagine the look on the faces of those Chads? This is the kind of festival they will even work out and go on a diet beforehand just so they can show their abs there. They probably shared posts on normiebook and twatter for months just to show off about the much anticipated festival. And now they have been cucked and ripped off by A LITERAL RAPPER NIGGER CALLED JA RULE.

Can't make this shit up. Here's a normie video account of what happened:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17_x9ee11lc

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:09:20 Post No.36694261
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:09:20 Post No.36694261 [Report]

lmao trust fund kiddies

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:10:32 Post No.36694265
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:10:32 Post No.36694265 [Report]

This did make me smile

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:11:22 Post No.36694278
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>>36694245

If you can afford 12k for tickets to a shitty festival you can afford to lose 12k.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:01:24 Post No. 36694182 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw I'm twink top and love bottom muscle bodybuilders
Lol

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:30:02 Post No.36694502
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>>36694182
Don't other twinks have tbe same feel?

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:36:41 Post No.36694614
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>>36694182
You're gay, no need to beat around the bush, faggot.

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>>36694614
>You're gay
So you are

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:59:42 Post No. 36694164 [Report] [View this topic]

discord mbti thread

AnpcEqT

use discord code if you want to join , dudes and chicks , introverts and extroverts

NO NORMIES , ORBITERS OR ROASTIES

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:01:32 Post No.36694183
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Also no trolls , if you dont know what mbti is btw , you can ask

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^READ
"your comment wasnt original"

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:32:29 Post No.36694548
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no roasties -_-

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:57:20 Post No. 36694137 [Report] [View this topic]

> No gf in about a year now
> Had sex one (1) time during that period
> Went on one (1) date during that period
> Pretty sure girl in one of my classes likes me
> She's a bit below my standards and I could probably do better

Should I go for it lads?

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:04:39 Post No.36694212
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:04:39 Post No.36694212 [Report]

bump need advice lads

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:08:15 Post No.36694252
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>>36694137
go for it my dude, nothing to lose

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:09:08 Post No.36694258
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:09:08 Post No.36694258 [Report]

You aren't a robot kill yourself

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Dropping out of uni after the first year? 2017-05-01 01:56:07 Post No.36694123
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Dropping out of uni after the first year? Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:56:07 Post No. 36694123 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm planning to drop out of uni at the end of may, I really hate it but I think it's cause I have no freinds to joke or laugh with during and between lessons

All I do when I go to uni is sit alone in the lesson and then leave after it's done, I don't speak to anyone and they haven't spoken to me once either

I have tried to speak to others, on the first day the teacher said "turn to the people to your left and ask them about their interests". Both people either side of me turned their backs to me and ignored me when I asked them

I fucking hate it
Anyone else know this feel?

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:58:47 Post No.36694146
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:58:47 Post No.36694146 [Report]

you dont need friends, you have r9k

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:02:46 Post No.36694193
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:02:46 Post No.36694193 [Report]

Dont drop out mate. Friends are just memes. A degree and future job prospect are more important than some normie tier friendship.

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:05:50 Post No.36694229
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>>36694193
But the only reason I went to uni was because I was told I'd be making stuff and working on the machines, it's all writing and they said that there's no machine work for the rest of the course

I fucking hate writing with a passion, already went through college don't nothing but writing multiple pages about shit, they said the college course would be 90 percent practical but it was 100 percent theory, guess I should have seen it coming
Doing mechanical ending btw

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:52:47 Post No. 36694083 [Report] [View this topic]

>h-hiya anon, its pretty neat up here on the roof, i-it's quite a-and secluded, b-but you can see the w-whole street :3

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:54:20 Post No.36694107
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:54:20 Post No.36694107 [Report]

R u ~~alright, friend?~~

Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:55:54 Post No.36694121
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>>36694083
looks like the perfect spot for us to rub our dicks together

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>>36694083
Based on the way she is talking, she must not be in a proper mental state. Based on the sunlight exposure on the roof, I can surmise that she is suffering from severe heat exhaustion. She needs the D. She needs a nice, ice cold glass of Sunny D.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:49:24 Post No. 36694045 [Report] [View this topic]

Why wouldn't you all do the most alpha thing in excistance, join the army, become a warrior, groom yourself.

Why chase for women, leave humanity behind, be a man, not a normie.

I for one will have to go to conscription in roughly sixty days or so. I look forward to it.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:52:32 Post No.36694080
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>>36694045
Because I didn't drop out of high school and outlet my masculinity through competitive sport.

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:00:55 Post No.36694181
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>>36694045
>Why wouldn't you all do the most alpha thing in excistance, join the army, become a warrior, groom yourself.
I'd love to, I'm a moralfag and a bleeding heart British patriot, but I'm way too fucking lazy, and far too physically and mentally weak to be prepared enough to join for at least another few years.

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:04:04 Post No.36694206
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>>36694080
You don't have to drop out of high school to go to army, or atleast, if you are from the US sure.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:45:39 Post No. 36693990 [Report] [View this topic]

traps and gays are worse than newfags

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:50:24 Post No.36694057
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:50:24 Post No.36694057 [Report]

no you're the noobfag

Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:52:09 Post No.36694076
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>>36693990
This is the final and most original redpill.

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:36:18 Post No.36694607
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>>36693990
newfag detected
(this comment is indeed very originalll)

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:45:09 Post No. 36693988 [Report] [View this topic]

>Be me in college
>Get stuck with total chad roommate
>Constantly talking about parties
>Brings girls in
>Reallygettingonmynerves.jpg
What do? I don't know if I can take another 6 months of this

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:45:55 Post No.36693996
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>>36693988
Go to parties with him, Chad's are usually pretty cool

Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:46:16 Post No.36694001
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:46:16 Post No.36694001 [Report]

embrace the Chad and ascend

Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:46:21 Post No.36694003
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>>36693988
>mingle with him and his peeps
>expand own social circle
>???
>get laid

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:43:58 Post No. 36693978 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw A*A*A*A* at A level and study at a completely average university

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:55:32 Post No.36694117
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>>36693978
what alevels and what uni

and if this is true then I'm blown away, I'm got 5A* 3As and the rest Bs at GCSE, and I'd be over the moon if I get AAB this summer.

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>Tfw it took me three resits for C grades at GCSE
>Tfw didn't do A-levels
>Tfw did a shitty access course but got accepted into a Russel group uni

being a waste of space that does nothing but browse imageboards and masturbate to anime pays off it seems

Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:59:53 Post No.36694167
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>>36694145
to study what exactly?

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:43:01 Post No. 36693966 [Report] [View this topic]

Who's on the verge of being kicked out?
My dad is getting sick of my bullshit,
My social security case is taking too long to pass.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:48:30 Post No.36694033
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:48:30 Post No.36694033 [Report]

i wouldn't be surprised if i get kicked out soon, idk i'm completely numb and indifferent

Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:51:46 Post No.36694071
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:51:46 Post No.36694071 [Report]

My dad is ruining it for me,
I just wanna fap to hentai and play gta online all day,
My mom doesn't care that's how I want to live my life.
My dad is trying to take it all away REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:00:49 Post No.36694180
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>>36693966
My dad keeps telling me that one day I won't have a roof over my head. I have no job, no social skills, no education and he constantly reminds me of how much better my siblings are doing

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fae 2017-05-01 01:40:52 Post No. 36693934 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT voice requests

10 seconds or less pls

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:43:57 Post No.36693977
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Beep Bop boo boo bop beep bop boo boo bop

fae 2017-05-01 01:46:44 Post No.36694009
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>>36693977
s0zuR7b9JyWT

Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:55:20 Post No.36694116
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>>36694009
why is it so fucking loud

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:39:40 Post No. 36693917 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>don't have very many friends, just play online with kids at school
>family urges me to go out with my "friends"
>asks me who they are
>describe my favorite boards on 4chan as people
>parents say they sound great, go hand out with them for once anon
>go on 4chan to shit
Mfw your my only friends

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:14:17 Post No.36694315
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>>36693917
*You're
Stupid newfag, kys

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:19:37 Post No.36694374
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>>36693917
pretty paiting anon

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:20:28 Post No.36694383
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>>36693917

What is your life lmao

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 01:39:30 Post No. 36693912 [Report] [View this topic]

I PUT TABASCO SAUCE ON MY COCK

ALL I FEEL IS PAIN

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Why the fuck would you do that?
Were you trying to fuck the bottle?

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:25:37 Post No.36694437
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>>36694365
No, I wanted to find out how it felt.

Anonymous 2017-05-01 02:26:15 Post No.36694445
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>>36693912
This is absolutely your fault, are you retarded?

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