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Would you fug this cute femboy?
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>>37502243
I need more information on this individual but judging from the video it is highly likely.
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>>37502243
Guaranteed 100% penetration
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>>37502340
What more do you need? Are you attracted to him/her???

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Question for robots born in 1995-1997(the cusp of Millennials and Gen Z).

Do you associate your childhood more closely with Millennial things like Blockbuster, Jimmy neutron, Recess, The Weekenders, Invader zim, Yu gi oh, PS1, PS2, Pokemon Gens 1-3, Gorillaz, Discman, Malcolm in the middle, Cyberchase, Tamagotchi, Osmosis Jones, Kim Possible, playing outside, remembering 9/11, and having crushes on Avril lavigne, Britney spears, Jenny wakeman, and the Dark magician girl?

Or Gen Z things like streaming movies on Netflix, CN Real, Hannah Montana, PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, Bakugan, The Dark knight, Pokemon Gens 4-6, Justin Bieber, Twilight, Chowder, Marvelous misadventures of Flapjack, Adventure Time, Silly bandz, not playing outside, not remembering 9/11, and having crushes on Justin Bieber, Harry Styles, and "thick cream-filled qt trapbois" - NOT girls, because Vice and Huffingtonpost told you it was "hip" and "cool" to be gay?
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>>37502212
I don't think you literal shitstains can be called robots at barely 19 or 20.

Fuck you, seriously.
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Why? Why every day? What are you possibly getting out of posting this every single day?
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Gen Z childhood sounds like the worst thing ever, even worse than "what did you do when you were a kid grandpa?" "oh billy i found an old wheel in a ditch so i took two sticks and my and my friends rolled the wheel for hours on end"

Gen Z grew up glued to iphones and ipads that's all. Fucking most unnatural fucked generation yet. Gen Z was raised by social media and apple co

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Hi guys, I'm a female
Please give this thread 300+ replies
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That's nice OP. +1 reply for you
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>>37502084
thanks for the reply, heres a picture of my vagina
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GUYS, I HAVE FEMALE GENITALIA, GIVE ME REPLIES!

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My mom told everyone I know that I have a tiny penis including the girl I liked. She has never seen my penis and it isn't tiny it's average (6.2 inch) why would she do this?

No one will talk to me anymore they just act awkward one of them even said they were told I had a MICROPENIS. I'm so fucking sad.
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>>37501901
Your moms an insane cunt I guess?
Is this the first time she's interfered with your life negatively?
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Time to be a girI
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>>37501901
She knew about your sph fetish and was trying to help you live out your fantasies. :)

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>want some pancakes, white boi?

What do?
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>>37501862
Nah, I'm trying to watch the figure. I'll take some eggs though, over-medium. Thanks!

>implying anyone this slooty is worth my effort
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It's really not that hard to fix pancakes so why does she have to make a fucking mess?
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>>37501862
I want her to smother me in that ass, and then smother my dick in her ass.

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if you need to vent, get something off of your chest, or just talk to another human being, you are welcome to post in this thread.
i will try to respond to whatever you decide to post.

i will not judge you. i will not hate you.
i only wish to listen. to understand.
because everyone deserves to be understood, right?
maybe not. but i will try anyways.

feel free to post any image you would like.
maybe consider posting someone (or something) you like a whole lot.

always remember to eat your fruits and vegetables, friends. it's good for you.
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I'm really lonely and feel stuck no matter how hard I try to improve.
I've done more in the past two months to progress than in the last five years or so.
Yesterday I hanged out with basically my only irl friend and he looked extremely bored around me.
He continued to talk about his own trio of pals, I felt like such a loser.
I don't want to go outside anymore. Just stay indoors to rot away as stinky hikki.
Indulge in 2D and forget about the world around me.
In order to maintain my sanity.
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I feel normal now. Exercised today. Perhaps this is the end of my depressive episode?

I just need to keep repeating to myself that my brain is lying to me. It's torturing me. Polluting my thoughts with garbage. Life is bearable.

I may be single and a nearly kissless virgin, but one day, when I'm healthy and feel better about myself I will have no excuses for being unable to find someone. I'm not retarded, I'm not deformed, I have high IQ and born to wealthy family in the first world (completely unfair, its sad that I could even complain).

Just felt like saying that.
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>>37501886
Congrats on your progress. Change takes time, but if you turn it into a routine it will unfold by itself. Never take a day off, never skip. Also, you have a friend which is so much better than starting from square zero, with no friends, like so many normies here are.

If you worry your friend is bored, next time come prepared with something to do. Does your friend like games? Maybe bring a board/card game, teach them how to play. Or you could bring a video game over, something fun and cooperative perhaps?

Do you do any drugs? I can't recommend (I can't do drugs for the sake of my sanity), but maybe you can talk your buddy and his normie friends into tripping on something? Could foster a friendship between you and them.

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Is it really this easy for normies to hook up on tinder?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqYZS8Z5cZQ

>implying anything can stop normies from hooking up
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>>37501778
>attractive people have an easy time hooking up on a hook up site

you guys need to stop torturing yourself and just accept it

find yourself a good girl and hope that she isn't the type to choke on any chad with a canned pickup line

oh wait a second.. about that...
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>>37501778
My ex roommate would just send a smiley
and girls would msg back their number.

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Makeup for men: Does any body here have experience using makeup to cover your acne? I am about to go to the store to shop for something to cover a pimple on my face. WHat product should I look for? Like a cream or a powder or what?
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>>37501744
Well, not for men but it's the same. Start with a light primer/ moisturiser. Apply concealer, liquid foundation, and a setting powder.

At the very least, you are looking for a good concealer:) Don't be afraid to ask for help to find one that best matches your skin tone!
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>>37501884
There is no way I'm going to bother with all of those steps. There's no way I will be able to pick out the right stuff for all 4 of those things. I'm just going to look for a concealer like you said and leave it at that.
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>>37502080
Not him, but I tried that shit when I was in middle school because I had the same thought process as you, and it makes you look like shit and obviously wearing make up. Even 10 years later I remember running to the bathroom after immediately getting to school and furiously washing it off so people would stop laughing at me.

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open up anon!
>*buzz buzz buzz*
big plane filled with delicious pie wants to come into the hangar
>*buzz buzz buzz*
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>>37501728
What's the fucking dilemma? Loving gf and pie, I'd open my fucking mouth.

>Someone hands you a million dollars. Do you take it?
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who actually finds this childish, real life anime like shit remotely cute? It reads like cringey teens who have started their first relationship and assume anything remotely cute/romantic is what they see on TV
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>>37501728
>hangar
YOU MEAN LANDING AREA, RIGHT!?

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Comfiest game locations? for me it's skyrim's inns.
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Nagrand from TBC
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Breezehome in skyrim.
Id love a house like it
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A bunch of mid to late '90s games I used to, and still, play. Playing them is like the only time I ever feel good.

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Be honest, are you a pervert?
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>>37501662
Yes, tbqh

Originally
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>>37501662
Umm no? Not that I know of.
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you can't be woke without being perverse

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ITT:
Leave one reason you hate Reddit and one reason you like it

I'll start
>Everyone there is a faggot
>it's got good porn subreddits
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Tumblr is better for porn tbqhwu
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liberal hivemind
it has subreddits for games i like
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>>37501463
gonna need some proof

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A 500 pound ugly sperg has a wife who loves him. You have literally nothing and noone to blame but yourself for being alone
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>>37501393
He has a lot of youtube money and she has admitted to fucking other men.
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Its becuz he's rich and famous u retarded fuck. God I hate posts like this. Dumb motherfucker
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>>37501393
i think this just shows how desperate women are for money than anything else.

>>37501452
lets be honest here boogie can't really fuck. the most he could do is let her sit on his face or record her getting fucked

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What should I live for if I'll never get a lover and a family of my own?
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>>37501353
How old are you Anon? Don't give up hope yet :)
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you don't think of the living organisms in you as family? im sure they do
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>>37501386
or the little microscopic mites living in your eyelashes...they love you too :)

one big happy family <3

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So why don't you own a motorcycle?

Is it because of the cost? It costs less than half of what a car does. Good insurance is $12 a month and your startup cost(including motorcycle armor) is like $6000 for good stuff.

Is it the danger? Don't tell me you still care about your life that much, you come here. If that's even still a problem, then just ride defensively. You only die if you're stupid.

Is it 'I don't like getting rained on'? Fucking pussy. This is why girls don't care about you. Wear a thick enough jacket and rain won't do shit to you except tickle.

Come on, anon. Get a motorcycle.
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>>37501264
I have a street bike and dirt bike. My dirtscoot appeals to me so much more than my street bike. Too many laws that restrict the full potential of the joy of riding on street. Always having to be in a defense mode really sucks too
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>>37501264
I-I don't even know how to ride a bicycle...
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>>37501264
>reddit spacing
>"bee yourself and man up!"
sage

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