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You're the best. Everyone else is a stinky.

>>38425564
watching you in the shower is nice :3c

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This is a very cute thread!

Im off 5 days a week so nah.

I work 16s on sat and sunday doing very little

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>>38424919
Sure am. Only got about three hours of sleep on account of my fucking room being a hotbox and the fan being too loud to sleep next to. My entire existence for the rest of the day is going to be a fucking meme.

please keep these threads. these are some of the only original r9k threads nowadays. most of the robots have been scared off by the new redditfags.

>>38424816
do you want to change OP?

Lift.

Focus on eating protein and veggies.


t. 5'7 185lbs at 25% bodyfat.

Last time I was 160lbs (-25 pounds of fat) I had veiny shredded abs.

>>38424832
i want someone to want me
>>38424835
i need a bench and weights to lift with but i spent all of my money on weed and booze instead.

>>38424795
you listening to original or johnny cash cover?

>>38424813

the cover anon

>>38424838
suck ass how cash is known for the song more than trent reznor, trent reznor was the fucking genius behind the song not JOHNNY CASH REEEEEEEEEE

>>38424737
Don't fap for at least a week or more to reset your penis

>>38424772
does kink resetting actually work? asking for a friend

>>38424772
I really fucking hope this works

tfw cute omegle female (girl) skips you...

Bump trump

Any of you stupid fucks doing this, why are you not using a webcam. Are you this fucking insecure? Whats wrong with you? Show your face.

>>38424727
Good, you have learned to overcome

you could have asked her to suck your dick in exchange for the alcohol

>>38424899
This, come on anon, everybody knows Stacy will do anything for alcohol

>>38424677
Thats pretty fucking silly anon

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>>38424677
Holy fucking shit OP thank you so much for the wonderful laugh.

>sleep under mattress

>>38424677
>pretend I am making a reaction face into the camera
i only do that when im playing a game and it doesnt go my way

>>38424657
Not if you love her and always spend time with her.

>>38425189
But she goes to college. I fear she might use tinder too much and end up as used goods that nobody wants.

>>38424657
>can't find birth control
>"sort of" dates guys
>is going to ride the cock carousel until she's 30

Your sister isn't going to die alone anon. She's gonna die surrounded by Chad's, Chad's and Tyrones children after living her entire adult life as a single mother.

I have the new Uncharted game pre-ordered, but that doesn't come out until August. I kind of want to pre-order the Shin Godzilla blu-ray, which also comes out in August. I'd rather just rent it, but I haven't hear anything about when it'll be available.

>>38424653
What do you mean by fragrance samples OP? Perfume/cologne? Or is it just vials of things to smell?

>>38424730
perfume/cologne indeed, I cant find them locally so I gotta order samples online

>>38424755
Sounds neat. I've had no sense of smell for as long as I can remember. I'm jealous.

any girl who is proud of the new ghost busters needs a bullet to the head

That is a disgrace to woman, women should try to destroy all copies of it instead of acting like it's an accomplishment

>all forms of entertainment, nothing of importance
typical

>nothing is sacred we will defile it all
Wrong. We still have trump

Tits or gtfo

Origanilo

>i mean, my life is just as hard as yours, if not harder.

This is the part where i instantly knew this was fake.

Sage this shit

I don't hate women, I know it's my fault I'm emotionally uninteresting and boring

That's rough, man.

If you really felt the need to get high so bad why didn't you just smoke pot or something?

OP's throat is going to close up and he will no longer be able to breathe. Call 911.

robo itch?

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>>38424600
The bead of sweat on his leg. Cuz I too am trying to get the Fuck out of here.

>>38424600
None because I'm way bigger than both in the titties department.

>>38424714

Whats good with you, ma?

how do you deal with the emptiness and mental pain

i smoke some but i cough a lot so i need to stop

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>>38424591
You're living the dream, anon. Keep reaching for the stars.

>>38424611
I don't really. I just get by as best I can. I have mental and physical health problems. I kinda lost the genetic lottery. Currently on a combination of AD's and other medications. I am trying out CBD oil/vape at the moment to see if it helps.