>my mom has a meetup with one of her old college friends
>I have to go with her
>her friend's daughter is going to be there
>mom tells me, "I'm letting you know ahead of time that she's really pretty so you won't be surprised, she's around your age" (I'm 21)
>yeah, I've seen pretty girls before
>the day comes
>she reminds me that this girl is really hot
>she shows me a picture of her in a bikini
>mom, what the hell
>we finally meet them
>yeah, she's pretty
>mom asks "what grade are you in?"
>"I'm going into 10th"
Long story short, I think my mom tried to set me up with a 15 year old girl.
We must destroy the alt-right at all costs to society.
The alt-right is going to save humanity by kickstarting the communist revolution. You just wait.
>in any 1st world country
That's a good one.
me and my oneechan
shes the best
This is a very cute thread!
Hey there, wagie, ready for another long and painful Monday?
Sure am. Only got about three hours of sleep on account of my fucking room being a hotbox and the fan being too loud to sleep next to. My entire existence for the rest of the day is going to be a fucking meme.
I am always hungry all the time even after I just ate but I never get bigger but according to my 25bmi I am overweight wtf reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>I hurt myself today
>To see if I still feel
>I focus on the pain
>The only thing that's real
>The needle tears a hole
>The old familiar sting
>Try to kill it all away
>But I remember everything
>tfw can only get off to interracial and cuck porn now
It's that time of day you stinky bastards get on omegle tags r9k, robot9001 or w/e
>at store hanging outside with a friend
>hyper hot goth lookin girl drives up out of nowhere and calls me over
>OH SHIT IS THIS REAL LIFE
>lean in the window to see what she wants
>all she asks is if Im 21
>immediately realize she just wants me to buy her alcohol, tell her to fuck off like chad does every night after blowing his load on her
>feels fuckin good telling stacy off
Who else here not brainwashed by the pussy?
post autistic shit you do.
>see some really fucked up picture
>look away from my monitor at my mirror and pretend I am making a reaction face into the camera
Holy fucking shit OP thank you so much for the wonderful laugh.
>sleep under mattress
>anon, have you seen my birth control anywhere?
>omg anon this guy that I was "sort of" dating 2 years ago called me today
>I can't believe grandma is asking me about kids
>lol theres no way im getting married untill atleast 30
Will she die alone r9k?
>can't find birth control
>"sort of" dates guys
>is going to ride the cock carousel until she's 30
Your sister isn't going to die alone anon. She's gonna die surrounded by Chad's, Chad's and Tyrones children after living her entire adult life as a single mother.
Did you order anything online? What are you waiting for?
I'm personally waiting for around 100 fragrance samples + .357 ammo storage box to store my samples in. I also am waiting for the Ghost In The Shell OST first official vinyl release. It got delayed so they'll also send a poster which is nice What about you?
I have the new Uncharted game pre-ordered, but that doesn't come out until August. I kind of want to pre-order the Shin Godzilla blu-ray, which also comes out in August. I'd rather just rent it, but I haven't hear anything about when it'll be available.
What do you mean by fragrance samples OP? Perfume/cologne? Or is it just vials of things to smell?
ITS OVER FOR MEN. ALL MEN ARE KEKS TO WOMEN NOW!
any girl who is proud of the new ghost busters needs a bullet to the head
That is a disgrace to woman, women should try to destroy all copies of it instead of acting like it's an accomplishment
Hey guys, femanon here. why do you all hate women so much? i mean, my life is just as hard as yours, if not harder. being a girl is not as easy as you guys make it out to be...maybe if you all stopped shitting on women you would get some pussy :^) message me on discord if you're not a bitch (angelbear1997#4094)
i drank a shit ton of cough syrup to get high (delsym) but now i just have hives all over my body.
might go to hopsital, it wont clear up.