Anyone else here jealous of Christians?
I always wished I was so pure and happy like them. Some people from high school are on Facebook and they have group gatherings and fun events at their churches. They're so positive and they feel loved. I can never do that:
>5 sexual partners despite not married
>curse by habit especially "JFC" online
>never followed religion so I know 0% of the bible
>hate people easily
>Catholic
What are your opinions on them?
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i wish i believed god was real
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They're not living live + they're throwing their money away to a millionare pastor + They're fake as fuck. Even Trump claims to be Christian.
Most of them are going to hell for one reason or another and they'll fight like hell to ensure that nobody knows it.
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>>36103395
Not to be cheesy but those sins are small potatoes. God still loves you regardless of religious knowledge, being a good person is what matters.
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RobotFriendFinder thread
>age
>sex
>location
>hobbies
>kik/skype/discord whatever
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>>36103332
>RobotFriendFinder thread
>>>/soc/
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>age
22 on may 2nd
>sex
Male
>location
canada, ontario, london area
>hobbies
hunting, video games, movies and D&D
>kik, discord
Notredd is my kik
NotRedd#8334 is my discord
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>Notredd is my kik
You should change your name to NotWanted
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Why don't you get along with your brother?
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>>36103317
i do
we just don't talk much anymore.
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>>36103317
>pube facial hair
Why do guys who can't grow beards do this?
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Because he's originally dead
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What is a socially acceptable amount of sexual partners for a male to have had by early to mid twenties? I'm at 7 and think everyone around me is double, maybe triple that...
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>>36103303
It is not acceptable to have 7 divorces I don't know how your friends could have even more
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Married? One. Unmarried? Zero.
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For men, there isn't a socially acceptable number. You do you, man.
However, on /r9k/ the acceptable number for Women is 1 (You), which is laughable.
ayafag, i had a nightmare
i think got the flu
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>>36103296
What was your nightmare about friend?
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>>36103315
ayafag shot me with a gun
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>>36103296
how do you know rem poster is even here right now
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i want to snap her anorexic body in half.
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>>36103266
Pizza is a pure qt
don't harm her
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I want to feed her my semen
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>>36103331
>Pizza is a pure qt
this isn't pizza
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It's Friday night. Leave your house right now, go to a bar/club and meet a girl!
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>>36103211
What if I don't want some bar slut?
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I'm 33. You don't go to a bar by yourself to meet women when you're this old.
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It's saturday 7:00 a.m. where I live and I'm all alone
>watching movie with qt beta /tv/ husbando in it
>he falls in love with some Stacy slut
>Stacy slut starts realizing how perfect he is
>him and the Stacy slut start making out
REEEEEEE!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE HIM STACY! THAT SHOULD BE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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REEEEEE WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING MY FEELS?
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>>36103193
I sympathize. There's lots of movies about beta males getting hot girls, but few about shy meek girls getting hot guys, except for like, 16 candles maybe?
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>>36103193
/r9k/ tier
origignal
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I've never had a boyfriend. Who wants to take one for the team? :(
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>>36103167
me robloxxx desu senpai
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me, as long as I get to smell your feet and fuck you anally
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What is wrong with your tits?? Holy hell.
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>white wine and sleeping pills
>help me get back in your arms
>cheap sex and sad films
>help me get where I belong
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>I will see you, in the next LIFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36103346
>BEAUTIFUL ANGEL
>PULLED APART AT BIRTH
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Ahh Radiohead, the normiest of /mu/core.
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my dick is so fucking small I honestly live my life as if I don't even have one. Fuck this is an empty existence.
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It's not in the size of the wand, but in the skill of the wizard.
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IKTF... luckily my brain was just broken and my dick is actually above average... but.. you have my sympathy.
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>>36103090
Let's see how small it is
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>tfw if Hillary was president WW3 wouldn't be starting and there would be tons of neetbux to go around
Why didn't you support her bros?
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>>36103026
I don't know if you've noticed, but this board is full of misogynists.
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>>36103026
desu I'm glad we can all finally get jobs in the draft
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6toWsKgORuI
>He thinks that any neocon/neoliberal doesn't want WW3
War is profitable, both candidates wanted it
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Hey, Nonny! You feelin' alright?!
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>>36103008
Yeah, but are you? Why the fuck are you lying down on the grass and getting yourself dirty? What's wrong with white people?
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>>36103008
I LOVE EMMA
DO YOU LOVE EMMA?
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>>36103071
D'awwaa
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Would you let a woman shave you?
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>>36102998
I let my mom shave my head hair because I'm too afraid to go get a haircut.
I can shave my beard myself easily, so I don't see why I'd let anyone else do that part.
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>>36102998
I dont even let them give me checkups
>go to doctor for dick problems
>balls hurt
>asks me if I tried foreplay
>ends up being swelling from crushing nads when sitting
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>>36103037
>foreplay
What?
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Should I get into this game? Local game store has tournaments and shit and it seems like a good way to make friends. I'm still holding out hope that I can become a normie though.
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Magic won't make you a normie but it's a fun game once you get into it.
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>>36102967
Hope you have IT money.
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Ask /tg/, magic is pretty fun honestly. It's currently the big card game so you shouldn't have a problem finding people to play. Make sure you research what the colors do and what are some good decks to get before hand. Diving in blind is never smart