There is a girl out there who likes you, anon. Just man up and go get her. She's waiting for you and has probably done everything short of shout her feelings from the rooftop but you still ignore her. Pussy.
Maybe but she probably lives on the other side of the world and doesn't soeak english statistically.
Unless you are trying to imply that someone I know likes me in which case PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
You don't understand. I don't know ANY women. I don't interact with any women on a regular basis. There is no way any women legitimately like me for who I am(and it's doubtful they like me for what I look like). Are there statistically "soul mates" on earth? Probably but I will never meet them when I will only statistically meet 80,000 women max out of 3.5 billion.
I'm a girl, I just realised today that I really, really am a creepy, ugly, socially stunted weirdo. Everyone can smell my fear. I'm doomed to eternally be the worst human ever. I hate me.
>Just getting out of the shower
>Have towel wrapped around my waist
>Walk into bedroom and girlfriend is on the bed, smiling at me
>She starts giggling and trys to pull the towel off me
>I grab her arms and pin her to the bed, our bodies touching
>I can feel her try to get away but i hold her tighter
>She slowly starts to relax pulling me into her whispering "i love you"
Lets here your girlfriend stories /r9k/.
What do you guys think of girls who aren't petite? Asking for a friend
it doesnt matter what i think
it doesnt matter if she's tall
it doesnt matter is she's short
it doesnt matter is she's nerdy
it doesnt matter if she's shy
it just doesnt matter. they all want chad. ALL of them.
Has anyone else noticed that the board has begun to slow down a lot in the last week?
The normies are slinking back of to their schools and colleges!
SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER!
Stormfront is gone, infowars and 4chan are next. Is it time for us to sell our 3ds, get a job, leave our parents' home, join a gym, lose weight, get a gf and finally end this angry virgin manchild loser phase we're in?
>524 games in Steam library
>1.8 hours played last two weeks
Why is this in the starter pack?
they often buy loads of games because theyre a rich white boi from the suburbs that wants to be a "pc gamer" but they never play any of the games simply because theyre not into them
i dont get it, but it's very accurate
First of all sorry for my english, its not perfect. But anyway...
I have a plan how to become Chad from autistic loser who can't even look women in the eyes.
After a long time thinking of how to be more comfortable around women i finally found a solution!...
This will cost you 3-4k. So you should start saving up!
So, everyday for 30 days straight you will get an escort.
I know its a stupid idea, but it might work (don't think anyone even tried it, so why not to test it?). There is a theory that brain forms habits after 21 days if you do it constantly.
So you are there not only to fuck, but to train your brain to get more comfortable around women. Try to talk to them, ask something about them, etc, its going to be awkward at first, but who cares. If she is cold and don't want to talk to you, just fuck her and move on to another one.
So after 30 days, then you try to approach women, try say hi and try talk to them. I really believe you will be less anxious more talkative and confident. After all you've just fucked 30 women before this girl, haha!
What do you guys think?
It doesn't matter how comfortable you are around women. What matters is how you look.
When a Chad looks uncomfortable, it's "Awww he's so shy. so cute. ;)" When someone like me looks uncomfortable, it's "What a creepy rapist." So your plan kind of doesn't make any sense.
Hello folks, /pol/ reporting in. Here's a question for you, if you had one race to exterminate completely to make the world a better place, which of these would it be?
>Indians (streetshitters, not feathers)
who /HOBBY/ here?
what are you doing?
you are a neet and spending your time on a fullfilling hobby, r-right?
you aren't wasting your time only lurking
Why did I read a thread like this right when I feel like I'm about to break out of my lurking spell?
>you are a neet and spending your time on a fullfilling hobby, r-right?
What kind of animal do you have to be to be so deceptive? If I answer honestly, I can only say no. I want to be someone that can say yes, why are you trying to take that away from me?
>can easily meet and connect with people who share the same hobby
>have something to tell about yourself
>maybe something interesting that you can show
>have a topic you can talk about effortlessly
There is literally no way you're a robot if you have a hobby
Yes, you anon over there.
Greentext your alpha as fuck moment.
You haven't lived until you've braced your inner ALPHA
>Allowed my hair to grow long and wild
>Haven't bathed for six weeks
>Run around on all fours
>Roll around in a puddle of piss, dirt, poo, and grass in my backyard on a daily basis
>Ate a whole raw steak with only my teeth
>Started chewing bones
> Bark at neighbors from window
>Always drink from toilet bowl before licking my moms cheeks and panting
>Howl at the moon
>Got neutered after humping neighbors poodle
It's easy to be alpha, you just have to listen to the call of the wild.
ITT: R9K's biggest fears
This is what liberals stand for. This is what kind of person liberals are. No self respect. Mentally sick people.
> Lefties outearn tightie-righties
> Lefties do better on IQ tests, which correlate with long-term planning, delay of gratification, job and health outcomes
> Lefties pursue more higher education
> Lefty states have higher GDPs; less debt due to stupid tax cuts that do jack shit for demand; more likely to be federal tax donors
I'll just leave it here.
This shit is happening on your face right now.
I'll just leave this here.
This is happening in your ocean right now.
Should reduce my coke intake tbqh, a bit addicted to it.