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>>39401872
Cool story bro. Tits?

>>39401872
But you have a vagina

>I'm a girl
this information was not necessary
just another roastie looking for attention

>have gf
>fuck her

>>39401796

>inflate gf
>fugg

>>39401796
I had a similar story except it was with my Chad roomate.

>>39401726
Any girl above 5'10 is least desirable

>>39401743
So 5'5 is ok? What if she is that height, but feel dysmorphia because she wishes she were smaller? How would you feel?

>>39401726
it doesnt matter what i think
it doesnt matter if she's tall
it doesnt matter is she's short
it doesnt matter is she's nerdy
it doesnt matter if she's shy
it just doesnt matter. they all want chad. ALL of them.

>>39401699
yet the gay anime shitposters with reddit spacing remain
sigh

>>39401727
Aww poor anon. At least you'll always have facebook.

>>39401764
get cucked fag

>>39401580
>shutting down 4chan
That would be like shutting down Youtube because 1 channel is racist. You're so fucking dumb.

>>39401599
Pol spills to every board and you know it, asswipe.

>>39401599
dont reply to obvious bait from dumb phone posters.

I'm more intrigued by gov't plates

>>39401593
Why do sissies stop playing games though?

>>39401603
they often buy loads of games because theyre a rich white boi from the suburbs that wants to be a "pc gamer" but they never play any of the games simply because theyre not into them

i dont get it, but it's very accurate

>>39401448
>some1 with absolutely no experience giving theoretical advice to other people with absolutely no experience

It's not a bad idea. However 30 days in a row is excessive. Just see about 10 hookers, 2 to 3 times a week.

It doesn't matter how comfortable you are around women. What matters is how you look.

When a Chad looks uncomfortable, it's "Awww he's so shy. so cute. ;)" When someone like me looks uncomfortable, it's "What a creepy rapist." So your plan kind of doesn't make any sense.

>>39401439
/pofags would be my choice.
you guys are even too dumb to know which sub to post in.

I'm not racist but Arabs out of pure utility since you'll get most of the Muslims.
Not voting in your strawpoll by the way it can easily be rigged.
>>39401453
>sub

>>39401453
>know which sub to post in.
Hey Reddit watcha doin?

Why did I read a thread like this right when I feel like I'm about to break out of my lurking spell?
>you are a neet and spending your time on a fullfilling hobby, r-right?
What kind of animal do you have to be to be so deceptive? If I answer honestly, I can only say no. I want to be someone that can say yes, why are you trying to take that away from me?

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>have hobby
>can easily meet and connect with people who share the same hobby
>have something to tell about yourself
>maybe something interesting that you can show
>have a topic you can talk about effortlessly

There is literally no way you're a robot if you have a hobby

>>39401376
>Arya and Sansa are treated as some GRILL POWER heroes because they crossed littlefinger
>it was literally just Bran telling them with his OP vision

>>39401359
>get drunk
>sodomize a frenchman

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You haven't lived until you've braced your inner ALPHA

>Allowed my hair to grow long and wild
>Haven't bathed for six weeks
>Run around on all fours
>Roll around in a puddle of piss, dirt, poo, and grass in my backyard on a daily basis
>Ate a whole raw steak with only my teeth
>Started chewing bones
> Bark at neighbors from window
>Always drink from toilet bowl before licking my moms cheeks and panting
>Howl at the moon
>Got neutered after humping neighbors poodle

It's easy to be alpha, you just have to listen to the call of the wild.

>>39401359
I opened a jar of pickles for momma on my 38th birthday

Probably kidney stones

Probably healthy social life

>>39401054

my cousin died from cancer. its pretty scary even though a lot of posters would probably welcome death it is a torturous, painful way to go.

>>39400865
I'd call ye a faggot OP but then I'd hurt your feefees

>>39400865

> Lefties outearn tightie-righties
> Lefties do better on IQ tests, which correlate with long-term planning, delay of gratification, job and health outcomes
> Lefties pursue more higher education
> Lefty states have higher GDPs; less debt due to stupid tax cuts that do jack shit for demand; more likely to be federal tax donors

lel

>>39400865
Who cares, this is America.
Stop caring about identity politics, you cancerous toad.

Thank god I shower with scalding water everyday

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I'll just leave this here.
This is happening in your ocean right now.

>>39400843
It's still there, anon. You don't kill it that easily. These creatures can survive in +400 C.

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Should reduce my coke intake tbqh, a bit addicted to it.

I want a 12" pizza, a box of cheesy chips and a box of mozzarella sticks with BBQ dip right NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KEK remember shitty rubiks cube meme the trips tried to start with their oribiter's, who fell for it.
>>39400867

frizzy or powdered

>Unpopular opinions
>Opinion is firmly believed in my entire household

Give me something better, Anon.

Unpopular opinion that without the work of the Holocaust, Unit 731, etc. we would not have enough medical data and treatment methods for what they experimented on in the past, albeit inhumanely.

>>39400724
I actually agree with you on the olympics, they are almost objectively a total detriment to society the way they're set up now. Nationally funding that shit is a huge waste of money and nobody uses the stadiums afterwards, the 2004 olympics for example are hugely responsible for greece's denbts. Same goes for extorting taxpayers into having to pay for new stadiums, the new stadium in Vegas for the Raiders will be fucking obscene. But when it comes to privately funded shit, I don't see a problem with it.

>>39400724
Roman Emperors funded elaborate gladiatorial games in order to win the public to their side and keep them placid. It's the same thing today with professional sports. Keep the masses entertained so they don't rise up against their rulers