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>>39402319
Paying someone doesn't count.
That's like saying your not a virgin because you fuck an onahole.
The girl actually has to want to fuck you too.

>>39402345
This

Prostitutes don't count!

How many non-prostitutes do you have fuck before you're a Chad?

>>39402345
>>39402362

I honestly don't give a fuck anymore. This girl really were a solid 7/10 with a good personality and she was all over me in fucking 15 minutes after she arrived. (/fit/) It was good for my confidence.
Only that she wasn't responsive enough + saying 3-4 times how I will miss my concert playing fucking psychological games made me leave her there and she was asleep when I got back.

>>39402222
Only stupid normalfags do drugs, because they think they're cool when they're doing it.

been thinking about becoming an alcoholic recently. only downside is I don't want to have to deal with the hangovers.

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>>39402222
I've never wanted to be beholden to niggers or spics to get my fix. I stick with booze and marijuana. I do have plans on extracting DMT and synthesizing LSD and crystal meth. I'll avoid getting addicted to meth because I know it'll ruin me. I'm more into downers anyway. I'll probably just drink cheap vodka and vaporize wax until I die a, hopefully, early death.

>>39402260
>Only stupid normalfags do drugs, because they think they're cool when they're doing it.
Only cyborgs don't do drugs because they've never been consistently depressed enough to need a constant escape from reality. Also real drug addicts use drugs alone and hide from everyone. There's no way to feel "cool" when you're avoiding everyone out of shame and paranoia.

it gets worse anon it is all downhill from here

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>there are 14 year olds who have no problem speaking to authority at all

>>39401916

I was like you, now I am 29 hide when door knocks and feel like shit for 2 hrs after because of the Adrenalin spike .

duhhhhh i dunno nuffin lol

>>39401740
if you make posts on 4channel

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>>39401740
keep making mistakes nolonger because youre a fuckup but purposely take the hard road the wrong turn just for the sake of it. i think the fear of doing anything right and grabbing onto chances is what scares me most nowdays.

>>39401616
Very much, just not to you, ugly loser.

that is the sort of cock your oneitis is getting fucked with every night while you cry yourself to sleep

>>39401630
this guy crossdresses and fucks a trap

>>39401554
How bout a law down a fat crack on your ass with my whip, nigger.

>>39401585
Dre would probably throw you through that window if you actually said that

>>39401554
use the browser that respects your freedom and download Firefox today

>>39401482
It has a paki growing from it.

>>39401482
Wtf dude your skin is turning brown? Your whole foot is rotting, see a doctor right now

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Okay give it to me straight lads, is my toe going to fall off?

>>39401444
Be quieter, you loud-ass negro. Nice trips, by the way.

>>39401465
i'm not even loud
they told the landlord they can hear my "subwoofer" even though i occasionally listen to 1 or two songs at a time on my laptop, i don't own a subwoofer

>>39401444
Stomp every time you need to walk within the confines of your apartment.

>>39401418
when you worry about shit like this it 99% time means you dont have basic shit together in your life.
do you exercise, eat properly, sleep properly, interact with people and have a career? if yes then go see a therapist, if not, start there

>>39401418
do you want to bleed out every two weeks, do you want to always piss sitting down and wipe after every piss?

If you want multiple orgasms, there are methods of achieveing them as a man, good sex is acheivable. Fuck being a hoe, hoes have dick envy for a reason.

Even if you're still deluding yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, just remember that medical science will never give you anything more than a mutilated penis that doesn't even come close to looking or feeling like the real thing with the added benefit of having to maintain your gaping open wound for hours every day.

>>39401545
What's wrong with sitting to pee?

>do you want to wipe after ever piss?
desu men probably should be doing this. It's unhygienic the way you just pop it back in your pants, letting the remaining urine secrete into your underwear.

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>>39401417
>do you guys know any websites I can go on to find girls who are interested in anime, manga, games and technology?
>>>http://www.4chan.org

>>39401417
basically any site except tinder. tinder is UBER Normie. Try another site, and you might find girs that like that sort of stuff there.

>>39401442
I had a look but they all seem like scam sites

>>39401390
>198cm tall
too tall.

>>39401390
how's the weather up there lanket?

>>39401390
haha wow, how's the weather up there champ?

What a dickhead lol

>>39401310
Pretty sure retards are extremely unhappy compared to those of superior intelligence desu. Smart people may have greater insight into their own feelings, but retards are just plain unhappy and can't even rationalize it.

Of course not, being stupid sucks dick.

>>39401296
Hell-the-fuck-no

>>39401296
Never trust a dyke.

>>39401296
Take a hike dirty dyke

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>>39401258
>>chinlet
This is the fucking worst. Everyone sees it and there's nothing you can do.
t. another chinlet

>>39401258
>interest in sports and nature
Man thats like the 2 most common normie interests right there
As long as you dont go full autism and talk about bugs and shit constantly

>>39401258
>>39401269
>chinlet
you people are the worst
grow a beard or something

>>39401188
Did you get banned for posting this on /tv/?

>>39401188
I'd stop watching a show that had been awful for three seasons in a row.

wowik?