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>depression
>finally convince myself to go to a youth club because self improvement
>live in a normie shithole where everyone loves football and benefit money more than they love their kids
>low expectations
>all girls there are choker wearing, iphone obsessing fucks, pretty much perfect white girl stereotypes
>lose more hope in humanity than I already did
>today is going to be a bad d-
>met one of the main guys behind HWNDU Season 4
>also talked with some girl
>girl looks very similar (freckles, long curly hair) to a particularly famous fembot (that I forgot the name of)
>likes vidya
>likes anime
>starts talking about anime
>gets all my references and /r9k/ terminology
>sees through my flaws
>get her number
>can't believe I got the number of someone so fucking attractive

What have we learned?:

Give youth clubs a try.
Sure, there will be a lot of Staceys and Chads but you're bound to find some like-minded people.
Regardless, it's always a good idea to go outside and just be around people.
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>>36252426
>youth clubs
we've learned that op should be banned for being underage
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>>36252426
>fembot
Dude fucking stop already. Dont enable these parasites what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>36252713
Retards can stay till 25. Get fucked.

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Whatever reply ends in 47 is what i do to my brother
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Fuck him in his boipucci
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give him a lemon
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give him a hug on the dick

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>that one fat robot who thinks he deserves a skinny gf
Really now man?
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I still find it funny that being skinny is somehow special in the US of A.
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>>36252388

wow shut the fuck up you idiot
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>>36252331
why not?

all fat cunts think they deserve chad

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Kids watching YouTube, Gen Z is growing up with the internet constantly, on their smart phones that their parents let them have.

They are going to grow up to be such freaks.
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>>36252256
Internet has been raising kids for decades now. Also at least 1/3rd of gen z is in adulthood already. They don't seem to bad from what I've seen. Seriously fuck off with this shit
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>>36252256
Think about all the dumb retarded utter cringe shit you did as a kid. Kids will always be fucking idiots
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>>36252256
I was ERP'ing in early chat rooms back in the late 90s as a 6 year old and I turned out fine

shit's gonna be fine son. humanity will always find a way, no matter how fucked it (or things) seem

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What would you give for a dommie gf?
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I'd give my left nut for a gentle femdom mommy GF

She can keep the nut in a jar if she'd like to remind me I belong to her.
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If I had a pussy pass I would exploit the shit out of it
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>dommie
more like mommy

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The last question I need to ask you is , are you sexually active?
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>>36252246
i jacked off 8 times today
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I've busted a few nuts in a snow glove, does that count?
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>>36252246
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Just put a bullet in my brain

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HOW THE FUCK DO NORMIES MAKE AND MAINTAIN FRIENDSHIPS
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I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE IT IS SO FUCKING HARD TO KEEP THEM GOING
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DO THEY HAVE SOME SORT OF BRAIN DEVELOPMENT PHASE THAT WE SOMEHOW SKIPPED?
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>>36252330
NO I THINK THERE IS JUST SOMETHING WRONG WITH US, THEY DO IT SO EASILY

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I feel too much.

The deepest part of someone, we go there. The most vulnerable place, I always bring people there. I small talk and am just normie enough to force you to let me in. I don't know why I do it. I want to fix you. I know I'm broken too. But you don't need fixing right? You're an adult. You're past whatever those things are.

Then you meet me. We are children again. We go through it all. I don't know what exactly is going on but I know you're vulnerable. And for some reason I'm going to learn all the mannerisms you show during that time you are, and synthesize them into normalcy.

I bring people to that point.. every time. I'm not kidding.. it's the only way I interact. But I just want to fix things. And I don't mess up, I don't break identity. The simple solution is throw it back on myself.

Is anyone else like this. As a child I was the most autistic. In college I became chad. I've been everything in between. It's like I am everyone. That is why I am so alone.

Every. Damn. Time..
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Believe it or not. I actually don't mess up. Least not in the way that the vulnerability is ever concluded as theirs. It always concludes as mine.

This has been my state of being for 5 years now. I don't plan to ever leave.

Fucking weird..
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>>36252204
You sound like me. An autist growing up to become a Chad later in life. As for the emotional part, you're likely evading yourself through other people, albeit in a generous manner. Did it ever occur to you that you can open up how you feel to others and let them take you on a journey to fix yourself?

I, on the other hand, merely keep enough distance from women to maintain a semi-superficial relation so that detachment isn't painful, because feelings are. Open up to someone OP, you'll share the weight of loneliness with someone else.
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>>36252601

Could be, I am broken too. It seems as if I fall in love with everyone I meet. I can't justifiably leave that state of being.. but I don't want to. I'm just a little tired is all.
And that's actually it, though you are right I don't have anyone right now. But I don't think I want anyone. I have dated too much for me right now. It is very complex. I am simply blogging. I am open to us discovering it, but beware, we will not.

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Why are fembots so mean? I know I'm not Chad but they are so mean to me and other anons why are fembots like that
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I did say that r9k would rise up and enslave the lesbians for reeducation on LGBT.
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>>36252180
because most women are feminist retards these days and blame men for all their problems when really they're just lazy fat slobs looking for a handout
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fembots are mean because they want you to bully them more than they are bullying you

its all a shit test

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Do girls actually like giving men blowjobs?
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My girlfriend says that she doesn't have strong feelings about the action itself (even swallowing) but she really likes the feeling of being submissive and servicing me.
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for child support yes
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Yes, but only because they like feeling submissive and stuff. She'll finger herself while she's giving me a bjs so that makes it extra pleasurable on herself too.

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Fembots do this from time to time, so fuck it I'll do it too. I don't even care if I don't get any replies, at least I had the autistic courage to try. Or something.

I want a qt e-gf. I'm down to watch anime and play games online.

Here's a throwaway.
[email protected]
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>>36252130
oh ok cool, now try to work up the courage to do this in /soc/
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A little pathetic desu
Original fat dick in my ass
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>>36252130
How old are you Anon? Are you cute?

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For me it was Night by Ellie Wiesel, I was in like fourth grade and as a Jew a lot of the little details got to me
I know that's pretty tame but what can I do
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>>36252089
Ellie Wiesel was a fraud. He stole the book from another person.
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>>36252126
not the point (I'm surprised the first comment wasn't raving about "muy holohoax")
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The only friend I had until 7th grade was a neighbor kid who used to beat the shit out of me. Whipped me with sticks, punched me in the back of the head, slap me across the face. He had an alky dad who used to beat the shit out of him, so it must have been one of those situations, but I still have some memories of those days pretty strongly repressed.

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>itt you post a word you are almost positive you have not said aloud in 10 years.
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>>36252074
weeble wop
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tactician
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>>36252074

schlongizoid

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If you were to die right now what would your parents find on your computer?
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>>36252068
>parents
what are we pretending to be kids again little faggot?
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Nothing my shit is on lock 24.7
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a couple of fiddly bits, and word documents full of my bipolar rants/raves and drug/alcohol coping mechanism writing

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Why do you like chubby/fat girls? They think they're easy or something? Wrong, white men generally don't want them and so they go for black men. Why are you making life harder for yourself?
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>>36252043
chubby girls are only cute if they're 5'5 or below
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>>36252107
They prefer tall men anyway.
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My dick demands it

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