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Are there any 40+ losers/NEETS? What do your parents think of your situation and how did you end up like this? How come you haven't an heroed?
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I would hope they'd have all killed themselves by that point.
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>>37034286
this place is for college kids and teenagers fuck off OP
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>>37034286
jesus christ, what's up with the pic, did you atleast catch the golden snitch?

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>tfw can't get turned on unless something involves feet or domination
>can still recognize great ass and tits but they never turn me on
This annoys me to no end it's not fair
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>>37034170
Get the fuck over it. My god, this board is fucking pathetic
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>>37034188
Why do you go to /r9k/?
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>>37034209
>Why do you go to /r9k/?

Beta autists are my fetish

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>walk into mensroom
>see this
what do?
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Take a shit on the floor and leave with my ass unwiped.
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>>37034172
*grabs your arm*

>"not so fast cowboy"

*starts licking your ass clean*
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>>37034132
>Pull out my dick
>piss into the urinal from a distance with perfect accuracy
>Do a 360 and moonwalk out of there with my dick hanging out of my fly for them to witness

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Question for 20 year olds of /r9k/: looking at the chart posted, and based on your upbringing, do you feel more like late Millennials, or early Gen Zers?
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>>37034121
in terms of just shows and tech, the middle one. I never watched the Disney channel though.

attitude and outlook wise i feel more aligned with the generation that grew up in the 90s though
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>>37034121
Gen Z starts at the year 2000, not 2006.
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>>37034326
The dates are the time periods where the things were popular, not birth dates. Notice how it says "Popularity" next to each year span.

Learn to READ senpai.

Who /cigarettes/ here?

Ive smoked about 6 years cigs and devils lettuce started when i was ~13 and became a daily/heavy smoker when i was on home detention 15-16

So whats your brand of choice? Amount per day? When/why did you start?

pic related
>newportmasterrace.jpg
>pack a day
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People vape nowadays grandpa.

Haven't you heard smoking is bad for you? Of course you have so stop.
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>>37034096
>thinking vape isnt bad for you
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>>37033991
i smoke those newport 100's

nigger-tier cigs but i love them
sometimes i get camel wides or some al capones

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>how many sex partners
>age when you lost virginity
>last time you had sex

go
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Those people are not having sex
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>zero
>i'm still a virgin
>never
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>>how many sex partners
>>age when you lost virginity
>>last time you had sex
>go
no

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Is being a slut fun?
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>>37033857
Do you like cock and have no self-respect?
If yes, then yes.
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Getting railed by Alpha cocks rules, regardless of your sex.
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Narrow face, narrow-minded.

I am a failure. A complete, utter failure. Not a spectacular failure, either. It's not like I tried to do something great and it fell flat. Just a big, lazy, uninteresting, mundane disappointment.

I want to leave Earth.
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>>37033753
k originally bye
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>>37033796
k let me jerk off on your ass
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>>37033753
same here

help me

who am I trying to convince about my life

there is no help

internet people don't care

why am I even posting this

some relief that MAYBE someone will actually help

all is a lie...

help me

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Gut geschlafen?

discord gg wSYsmuG
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Nicht sterben.
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meddI l0ide
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>>37033706
gibt es in deutschland keine Roboter oder was los.

Ich habe gut geschlafen und sie herr gottkaiser Bismarck

What would r9k do if they were a girl?
(Any actual girls can go fuck right off you pieces of shits.)

I would fuck a bunch of men for money & fame and then lie to a billionaire by telling them I'm a virgin so I can destroy them in divorce court and then go lesbian.
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You sound like a turbofag and you then procede to hate women for no reason? Kek
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>>37033600
SO BASICALLY YOU'D DO WHAT ALL OTHER WOMEN ARE DOING RIGHT NOW?
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Id still be a dissapointment

>you cum in a sock
>chad takes off her top
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>you dream about your life with her while taking a shit

>tonight Chad will surely bite her left tit
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>you go off to bed with a midnight fap
>stroking him off, she sits in Chad's lap
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>fantasizing about her and her beauty, your mind has awed
>meanwhile at Chad's place she screams "Oh God, oh God!"

wake up wagie. your precious weekend is already over. mr Bergstein is waiting for you at the sweatsh-I mean office. another day, another dollar.
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>>37033558
ty for the encouragement lord neet. refurbishing computers watching youtube all day is okay though
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>NEETs
>allowed to speak again on this board
I make 6 figures, what about you, little NEET?
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>>37033558
Don't you feel bad for ragie wagies? Why do you taunt them so much.

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How does it feel knowing not a single woman other than your mother would be glad to see you?
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Idk man my fiancee seems pretty happy to see me
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Idk man people be calling me their bestie left and right feels sweeter than sweet. They're girls.
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>tfw oneitis used to be glad to see me
then chad happened

Wizard in-one-month here. Parents want to kick me out from my basement, despite i pay for my bills and shit. Got something like $5k in savings. No job, no friends, no future. What would you do in my position?
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>>37033232
I would fly to South Korea, Taiwan, Thailand, The Phillipines, Indonesia (Super Hot Indonesian girls!), or Malaysia.
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>>37033232

Look for a job .
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>>37033232
Damn, why do they want you out?

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i am very scared and maybe a whore
i may just be able to kms today if this goes on
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>>37033173
What did you do, you retard?
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Cast yourself into the void, young retardo.
Die and become one with the endless nothingness, only then will you be forgiven.
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>>37033179
just read some comments about me


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