I see your face and smile
I'm supposed to know what you are?
-.-
>He sees my face and smile
>>34229409
highly sad feels anon, thanks
>been trying to transition for years
>got kicked out by family, had to work my ass off to get my own place and not be homeless
>finally able to start hormones, start taking care of my skin, grow out my hair, think things are looking up and that things will be ok
>watch pizza egg stream
>pizza is cute and feminine and gets fucking ravaged by /r9k/ and stream for hours nonstop
>see her self-esteem get continually destroyed throughout the whole thing
What Pizza has is my end-game and that's the reward for it? To be shit on by everyone? This is what I've been working towards for my whole life, the chance to actually live as a girl in public, how stupid was I to think that it would work out
I want to kill myself, I fucking understand why so many trannies want to kill themselves, why is this world and the people in it so relentlessly cruel
Ya
U are right
>attention whore
>attract negative attention
>continue to fawn in that negative attention
>cry that you want the negative attention to stop when its all you actually want
Stop posting these threads we all know why you're here.
Pizza is an attention whore. Post pics, anon?
Welp, I'm having a panic attack because I might have to leave my girlfriend and family, and you'll never guess why. Seriously. :(
Until recently, the g/f used have this BEAUTIFUL dog who looked like pic related. That bitch was awesome, and I loved the damn thing. Often the g/f had friends out of town, and would spend the weekend with them. As is, I would babysit the dog, whom we'll call Foofy.
By nightfall, the weather got too bad to do much, so it was pretty much me and her. I was giving her the usual body-long strokes as we snuggled, while I had Netflix on. Somehow I got my finger stuck in Foofy's vag. Please don't ask -- I still can't piece together how I managed that. It just happened.
That was when I remembered I was horny, and g/f was gone. And considering how little Foofy seemed to notice my fingers in her, even after twisting them, I thought to myself "eh, got to try everything once." So I went to grab a condom and went to town on her.
I'm ashamed of how into it I got, but it went better than expected; at first. The closer I got to cumming, the more rough I was. Foofy was yelping in pain by now, but I was just too much on the edge to stop. Finally I popped and pulled out, and noticed her bleeding profusely.
Immediately I panicked, and paced around. Eventually I wrapped the condom and wrapper in toilet paper and flushed them. Then I wrapped Foofy in a towel, and drove to the closest vet.
I tried to explain that it was pure random, and they took her in only to pronounce her dead. They also asked more questions, because apparently they've seen cases like these with bestiality. I lied, and said she started randomly bleeding. They then had to keep her over night to investigate, and I couldn't figure out any more excuses. And since g/f is Foofy's legal owner, she's who they're going to call and update (and I hadn't yet told her Foofy died). Plus, I just remembered that was our last condom.
How fucked am I?
>a guy who fucks dogs to death has a girlfriend and you don't
>>34229452
This is also my first thought.
>>34229452
this is merely b8 anon
When did you realize you were ugly? I mean, when did you confront it head on? It seems I've been phasing in and out of realization.
>>34229280
>been phasing in and out of realization
Sounds about right.
>last year of high school
>be in hallway
>fat bitch from the classroom next door sees me
>exclaims "MONSTER!"
Girls would hit on me constantly in high school and college but I was too awkward and autistic to do anything about it. One extremely cute girl in college passed me a note that said "you are hot!" and I just looked up at board not knowing what to do.
Goddamnit
when will society acknowledge women have much easier and generally better lives than men?
>>34229211
Never because Western socity caters to women's intrests, and part of being a woman is lying not only to others but most often to yourself about the nature of reality.
It's not a competition between men and women.
>>34229524
feels like it
women are winning
>tfw no drunk thread
whats everyone drinking and why?
welcome to bar /r9k/
anyone drink with me? :(
>>34229167
Drinking whisky, Dunno why. It's a tuesday night and I have shit to do tomorrow. Ah who gives a crap.
>>34229167
pepsi and bulleit bourbon, this stuff is mighty tasty.
Prove there are human beings left on this planet.
- Don't use drugs
- Have IQ over 115
- Have multiple interests beyond anime, drugs, video games, music, sports
- Have some semblance of morals
- Not right wing
- Not fat
Anyone who doesn't match these criteria is literally Idiocracy-tier and needs euthanized for the sake of the future.
>>34229166
i meet these. i still think i need to be euthanized, though.
>right wing
So when are you euthanizing yourself American?
>not right wing
Wat
Hey arcanine, how does this make you feel?
>>34229154
Old. I'm 15 years removed from high school.
Pissed off. I hated those tables so much. Always folding in on themselves
Wish I could hang with my boys
So the black pill was a lie all along?
Are we really gonna make it brahs?
This only proves, when you are ugly you are LITERALLY FORCED to settle for a fucking man in woman's clothes.
Eggmans probably getting his mouth filled with cock right now.
>>34229135
Normally I don't like traps but if it was Pizza I'd hit itNo butt stuff though
All this does is confirm that if you have any kind of fame or following, even on a board like /r9k/, someone will always want your dick for the attention
>Dad doesn't know a single thing about college, proud to be uneducated
>has been working at a 120k+ job for the past 30 years
>either wants me to get a job or get a degree
>doesn't care what degree
I think he thinks all degrees are equal. Should I use this excuse to get a fun degree in the humanities, maybe even get a masters?
I'm pretty lucky desu, I basically get a free education, probably no school debt because I'm going to take the cheap route, Dad has nothing to spend money on but my education, I'm a good boy so I won't get kicked out that soon.
am I lucky or delusional?
Anon, get a degree that you can get a job with. If you like economics, do economics. If you can program, then do CS. Business/STEM will set you up, and you'll be able to bang more bitches, who'll think you're "making something of yourself".
DO NOT DO A HUMANITIES DEGREE. YOU WILL NOT GET A JOB AND WILL GET LESS PUCCI
>>34229133
I'm definitely not doing STEM or anything math related
should I just get a technical degree at my community college?
should I just be an electrician? or a physical therapist assistant (one day a physical therapist)? or a male nurse? or an IT guy? or a welder?
>>34229455
become an AMT
This is my thread that I will use for whatever I see fit.
Please do not post in this thread.
>>34229052
Not so fast OP I am obligated to reply to this post and wake up cute.
You wish turbonerd
>>34229052
I need this. Sorry OP
Which is the better robot city
City of God and Job
>>34228992
NY it's crowded but you still feel alone
plus it stinks like how i assume other neets smell like
>>34228992
Why would a robot want to live in a crowded overpopulated city full of normalkikes?
I'd rather live rural.
Figured I'd give this board some original content for fucking once, come and talk to me for a little while, I'll probably stay for an hour or so. Tell me what you're sipping on or puffing on,. Get /comfy/ with me lads, it's cold and raining outside.
Ain't nobody interested?
Well, I'm out. Gotta go to the store
>>34229279
whatcha buying
when can this board die?
It's already dead, we are naught but vultures picking at the bones of a once magnificent animal.
>>34228895
cant all the fucking normies stay in plebbit?
>>34228952
It's not the normies, this board is dead dead.
tfw constantly burned working in McDonald's kitchen
>>34228836
I work in a pub
Eventually you stop noticing burns
Jesus Christ I fucking know. The grills don't rise enough to clean the grease quickly without burning yourself. My hands are fucking shot. At least minimum wage just went up to $15.
>>34228836
>>34228885
>>34229000
Get fucked wage cucks
This is why you get a STEM degree like me :^)