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>>39444896
No
We are too dumb
Sorry

Guessing D.
Squares first row is 14
Second row is 15
Third row should be 16 then (because yolo look at this logic)
So square left open should contain 16-7-2=7 squares.
And the corners of the fields conain a traingle, thus D.

>Then you get to hear your answer is wrong because IQ tests are complete shit

Answer is E, so last rows equals 14

honestly the only bullies i can remember all ended up with horrible lives. any i dont remember were the ones that i ended up befriending later on. theyre mostly working dead end jobs just to pay for their weekend outings, lots of pictures and drinks, same fucking crowd, only getting older. its pretty sad.

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>>39444835
Bully 1
>Turbochad
>White nationalist
>Daddy issues
>Pretty dudebro

Bully 2
>Inferiority complex
>Friends with best friend
>Occasionally get drunk af with him
>Go to the same sport together
>Managed to burn half of his face

Feel bad for them desu both got a lot better in highschool and both got a bad hand of cards

I got bullied by a girl who I also was extremely attracted to. She just has a shitty retail job. She doesn't have any kids yet which is unusual because most women my age (28) have kids by now.

>>39444804
Make the best of it

>>39444804
>but why? So they can all die too?
Always wondered this. What's the fucking point of contributing to a society that never gets better? What's the point of working so hard just so I can have kids who work hard too? Who is it all even for?

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>>39444804
Would you prefer niggers and sandniggers inherit the earth? Plus, I've heard there is nothing more satisfying (yet challenging) thing in all of life than having and raising children.

That's what I'm going on. The assumption that kids will show me a purpose I never saw in the past...

>>39444774
No she's a dog faced Asian whomstd only redeemable qualities are her tits. She's not even a qt jap, some SEA whore.

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No wtf, why would I fuck her if that's going to happen to me.

Fuck no what kind of gay deal is that I'd just get a whore

the only way to do so would be to restrict people's access to education

By retrieving our fathers from the depths of the dragon

>>39444788
I think you mean reform. All of my teachers from grade 1 to 7 were middle aged leftist women who belittled me everytime I showed any sign of masculine behavior.

>it's a robot discovers sex isn't the key to happiness episode

>>39444670
Yeah find ways to make it interesting dress her up tie her up grab her hair fuck her mouth that just happened to me and its annoying to lose a fuck pet seriously once you lose your all access pass you really want it again but she'll decline and most likely start shopping elsewhere

Thank the lord! I can't wait for all of you spoiled brats to get the same wake up call that op got!

>>39444637
You're probably slightly ugly but with attractive traits like masculine features

>>39444637
It means she would have sex with you but would probably not want to be your bf.

It means she's a heartless shitstain that's attracted to you but won't be honest about it so she has to degrade you to feel better about herself on the way.

Simply say "Begone thot," and then slam the door in her face.

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Powers are for the weak, robot

>>39445046
just found this show
do you know anything else sort of like it?

>>39445073
MDE:World Peace

>>39444598
a girlfriend
ORIGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

>>39444598
A condom for the hooker you got him.

>>39444598
Get him a card that plays some super weeb song when it's opened. Like the Lucky Star theme song.

Its about the girth

girth!!!!

>>39444525
its girth is 5 inch too

>>39444511
>Calling a 5" dicklet a "cock".

>>39444497
are*
oc and shills

>>39444497
They don't get dick.
If we want more traps to live we need to fuck them

Because past 25 you, as a man, cannot get away with looking like a small girl anymore

>tfw didn't get to experience the close knit friend group highschool life
>tfw only had a few friends at school and only ever went to ones house before we graduated and I lost what little social circle I had

>tfw no momoyo gf

>>39444860
>tfw no loyal Miyako gf

>>39444462
That's pretty hot anon
Can you smell yourself? Do you wiggle you butt around and smear it everywhere? Do you wear diapers?

>>39444462
Congratulations, you've probably ruined your intestines.

>>39444571
Your can't ruin your intestines doing that. You can desensitise your colon and increase the risk of incontinence.

>>39444445
Probably 8 inches. I think 9 inches is probably getting too big but certain women love the hugest dick they can find. I've had girls who were extremely tight on my 7 inch dick.

>>39444476
>I've had girls who were extremely tight on my 7 inch dick
>suggesting length of penis affects "tightness"

>>39444445
Women like big, tolerate average and dislike small
If you need to ask if you're small, then the answer is probably yes

>>39444420
>11 am
try 4 pm

>>39444420
>it's another "anon goes to sleep between 6am-10am and wakes up in the evening depressed as fuck" episode
I dont even have the energy to go to a psychiatrist

>>39445521
I don't understand what you're saying, you sleep between 6am and 10am and wake up in the evening? What do you mean? You're saying you go to sleep in the morning and sleep for the entire day or what?