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>>36332830
rug burn you'll be good in a week, pour some bleach on it

I don't think foreskin "restoration" does anything desu.

I wasn't circumcised and routinely tape back my foreskin to the point where the glans has completely dried out.
If I undo this for a month, it doesn't feel any different in practice but moister and smellier.

Unless you are regrowing the right skin with the nerve endings, it doesn't make much difference.

>>36333111
>moister and smellier.
Yes I want this.

Also, you get to masturbate with a gliding motion, don't you? I sure as fuck wish I could do that rather than literally get calluses on my hand whenever I feel like jacking off.

I can't have a gf. Ever.

Gfs are overrated.
What we need are damaged milfs, who lost their kid in a fire or something or who get beaten by their husbands and want to suck some dick and get fucked in the ass.
If you live in the South and hang out in casinos and look vulnerable, you'll be picked up by a blonde milf or gilf in no time.
They'll cuddle you and fuck you and call you precious.

>>36332946
any other places to meet desperate milfs?

the fuck is thot patrol? I hope all of you social media goblins get cancer and die slowly

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>thot patrol

is that a black thing

>>36332803
Sure I can. It doesn't actually address real members, as defined by the subcultures ideals. It is going after the posuers who don't actually walk the walk. I'm addition to that it goes after their character, instead of the argument. Toastyroasty/10

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>>36332756
>i-i listen to death grips sometimes but other than that i mostly just listen to anime and video game music
same

>>36332756
There isn't any good anime music you disgusting weaboo fuck.

you should expand your horizons

music is really cool

>>36332744
A decoction of ammonia and bleach

It's nobody's business what you fap too, though.

Most white women have the proportions of children. Shut up stupid (((white)))person

Everyone's a pedo

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>>36332736
>>meet a guy
kill yourself normie
>he's smart, awesome, cute, etc. etc.
you sound like a fucking roastie
>now he's totally attached to me
ROASTIE. REEEEEEEEEEE
>start worrying that /pol/friends are right about the fabled Jenny-rat
WTF DOES THIS EVEN MEAN
>contemplating getting him a girl
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB ROASTIE
>he wants to get married to me and has repeatedly said that he'd never cheat
GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD ROASTIE
>worried about his future, a future that I can hardly provide due to being a NEET and fuckup
YOU ARE NOT A NEET, YOU ARE NOT ONE OF US
>Spect
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36332807
I'm a fag, fag.

>WTF DOES THIS EVEN MEAN
You haven't heard about de Jenny-rat?

What's a Jenny-rat?

>>36332723
Not ugly, but being poor has literally destroyed my entire life. My life could have been amazing, instead it was just thrown into the garbage and it's almost over now.

>>36333629
This. Being poor is the problem.

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>>36332723

It would be nice to know what it feels like for girls to like you. But other than that, I don't really care. I would much more prefer being talented or rich

>tfw haven't cried in over 8 years

what do?

>>36332696
what made you cry 8 years ago?

tfw no gay bf to cry with

He was probably being racist or did something else to deserve it.

>>36332519
BlackPrivilege DESU.

>>36332519
This would never happen as I don't ever talk to other races, let alone give them any eye contact.

>>36332641
And fpbp, if you're openly racist or do something to them, yes you do deserve everything you get. Only fools and /pol/tards meddle in the affairs of subhumans.

>>36332485
You have a few options. You can get a good VPN or you could start downloading from private trackers. If it's anime you're getting, Animebytes isn't hard to get into. I have an extra invite, but they monitor this shit, so I'm not giving it out here.

Change your ISP to one who doesn't sniff

Ignore it. What are they gonna do?

>>36332472
did they abandon her without pants in an alleyway because she turned out to not have a cock

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>>36332472
Nigga we gay up in here the hell are you talking about?

That image doesn't have about 10 trap threads and racebait threads in t though?

When did abbo's learn to use the computer

TFW everyone ignores you.
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>>36332471
P-please anon don't bully me like this.
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So what do I win, OP?

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>>36332365
Here is my victory

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Eye of le beholder

>>36332312
Why is the girl on the far left hanging with these autists?
She can easily get Chad's to fuck her.

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>We're ready Anon, take the picture!

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>Haha, hey Anon! Whatcha looking at?

God I want to drink her piss

I would see socal burn to the ground in a nuclear fire without the slightest hesitation if given the opportunity.

>>36332431

California produces most of the US's vegetables and fruits. Hate on California all you want, but the prices for vegetables/fruits would skyrocket without California. Then the prices for food in general would skyrocket. There would also be no more taco trucks :C