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If I win the Lottery I'll buy everyone who responds a pizza
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mushrooms + pepperoni
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I want extra cheese. Deep dish.

And if you win the lottery I don't want no cheap little ceasers.
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>>36332894
meat lovers FTW

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Is this real?

It can't be. I don't believe this.
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>>36332833
this... this changes everything...
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>>36332833
She's a dyke so who cares
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what did you think would become of her? what did you think becomes of all tomboys like that?
the only way to go is short qt big titties gf. they don't age as bad.

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I'm trying to do foreskin restoration but it hurts when I touch the exposed head of my penis with my bare hands. It also hurts to stretch.

No I don't have a history of phimosis.
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>>36332830
rug burn you'll be good in a week, pour some bleach on it
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I don't think foreskin "restoration" does anything desu.

I wasn't circumcised and routinely tape back my foreskin to the point where the glans has completely dried out.
If I undo this for a month, it doesn't feel any different in practice but moister and smellier.

Unless you are regrowing the right skin with the nerve endings, it doesn't make much difference.
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>>36333111
>moister and smellier.
Yes I want this.

Also, you get to masturbate with a gliding motion, don't you? I sure as fuck wish I could do that rather than literally get calluses on my hand whenever I feel like jacking off.

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wish i had a gf haha anyone else?

im unable to make eye contact with others and shake uncontrollably when talking to a girl haha
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I can't have a gf. Ever.
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Gfs are overrated.
What we need are damaged milfs, who lost their kid in a fire or something or who get beaten by their husbands and want to suck some dick and get fucked in the ass.
If you live in the South and hang out in casinos and look vulnerable, you'll be picked up by a blonde milf or gilf in no time.
They'll cuddle you and fuck you and call you precious.
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>>36332946
any other places to meet desperate milfs?

Refute this. ProTip: you can't.
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the fuck is thot patrol? I hope all of you social media goblins get cancer and die slowly
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>thot patrol

is that a black thing
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>>36332803
Sure I can. It doesn't actually address real members, as defined by the subcultures ideals. It is going after the posuers who don't actually walk the walk. I'm addition to that it goes after their character, instead of the argument. Toastyroasty/10

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i-i listen to death grips sometimes but other than that i mostly just listen to anime and video game music
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>>36332756
>i-i listen to death grips sometimes but other than that i mostly just listen to anime and video game music
same
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>>36332756
There isn't any good anime music you disgusting weaboo fuck.
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you should expand your horizons

music is really cool

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>just fapped to loli again

Somebody help me. How do I cure myself of this degeneracy? I feel so ashamed.
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>>36332744
A decoction of ammonia and bleach
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It's nobody's business what you fap too, though.
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Most white women have the proportions of children. Shut up stupid (((white)))person

Everyone's a pedo

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>meet a guy
>he's smart, awesome, cute, etc. etc.
>talk him through a terrible part of his life
>now he's totally attached to me
>start worrying that /pol/friends are right about the fabled Jenny-rat
>contemplating getting him a girl
>he wants to get married to me and has repeatedly said that he'd never cheat
>worried about his future, a future that I can hardly provide due to being a NEET and fuckup

'Spect I botched it, lads.
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>>36332736
>>meet a guy
kill yourself normie
>he's smart, awesome, cute, etc. etc.
you sound like a fucking roastie
>now he's totally attached to me
ROASTIE. REEEEEEEEEEE
>start worrying that /pol/friends are right about the fabled Jenny-rat
WTF DOES THIS EVEN MEAN
>contemplating getting him a girl
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB ROASTIE
>he wants to get married to me and has repeatedly said that he'd never cheat
GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD ROASTIE
>worried about his future, a future that I can hardly provide due to being a NEET and fuckup
YOU ARE NOT A NEET, YOU ARE NOT ONE OF US
>Spect
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36332807
I'm a fag, fag.

>WTF DOES THIS EVEN MEAN
You haven't heard about de Jenny-rat?
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What's a Jenny-rat?

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how much does being ugly torment you?
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>>36332723
Not ugly, but being poor has literally destroyed my entire life. My life could have been amazing, instead it was just thrown into the garbage and it's almost over now.
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>>36333629
This. Being poor is the problem.
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>>36332723

It would be nice to know what it feels like for girls to like you. But other than that, I don't really care. I would much more prefer being talented or rich

>before I was NEET
>never cried, was pariah obviously but nothing really hurt my feelings
>now, 3 years a NEET
>a song that I particularly like will make me cry

Has this happened to others here too?

what happened? my myers brigg changed from intp to infp as well. Is it loneliness?

pic unrelated
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>tfw haven't cried in over 8 years

what do?
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>>36332696
what made you cry 8 years ago?
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tfw no gay bf to cry with

>tfw you see a white boy getting jumped and don't do anything to help
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He was probably being racist or did something else to deserve it.
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>>36332519
BlackPrivilege DESU.
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>>36332519
This would never happen as I don't ever talk to other races, let alone give them any eye contact.

>>36332641
And fpbp, if you're openly racist or do something to them, yes you do deserve everything you get. Only fools and /pol/tards meddle in the affairs of subhumans.

i just got a copyright infringement notice for downloading torrents, how do i download them anonymously?
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>>36332485
You have a few options. You can get a good VPN or you could start downloading from private trackers. If it's anime you're getting, Animebytes isn't hard to get into. I have an extra invite, but they monitor this shit, so I'm not giving it out here.
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Change your ISP to one who doesn't sniff
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Ignore it. What are they gonna do?

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>Modern /r9k/
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>>36332472
did they abandon her without pants in an alleyway because she turned out to not have a cock
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>>36332472
Nigga we gay up in here the hell are you talking about?
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That image doesn't have about 10 trap threads and racebait threads in t though?

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>Tfw you'll never have a kind bf who likes cuddles.
>Tfw you'll never live innawoods with them, or live a comfy life.
>Tfw you're a fat, mixed-race Australian.
>Tfw you're a faggot who'll never find anyone.
>Tfw you cunts will end up ignoring me or laughing.
Anyone have anything similar? Basic feels thread.
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When did abbo's learn to use the computer
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TFW everyone ignores you.
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>>36332471
P-please anon don't bully me like this.
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Pro tip ya can't
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So what do I win, OP?
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>>36332365
Here is my victory
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Eye of le beholder


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