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How do we purge the virgins? I'm sick of 1000 "tfw no gf" threads a day, and I'm damn sick of "REEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD CHAD" whenever a thread that isn't wallowing in self pity happens to spring up.
This board used to be good, mang.
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only one humane response to a natural human attraction found in nearly all males on planet earth
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The state should provide sex to stop the virgin epidemic. It really should be covered by healthcare.
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REEE GET OFF MY BOARD CHAD
THIS IS FOR VIRGINS WTF HAPPENED TO MY R9K
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Swimming with her..
should i join
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>>37933523
hey man get help
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Around youkai, clear stay.
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>>37934847
i do need it for sure
but youre even worse. stay outta my life too cod
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Ask a family man anything about life
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you have a prenuptial agreement or are you going to act shocked like all the rest?
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What do you bring in the house and what does your wife bring in/
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>>37933699
My family marries for life. If you treat women right and find the good ones you have a partner for life.
>>37933805
I bring the money in and pay the bills, she watches the baby and keeps the house clean.
We bring each other fun excitement and adventure.
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post some stories where you BTFO'd normalfags
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>Waiting in at lunch (6th or 7th grade)
>Dude cuts me in line
>Get back in front of him, assume it was simple mistake
>He pushes me back behind him
>wat.jpg
>Push him back
>He tries to throw a punch
>He actually tries to have proper form (gets in proper form, etc.)
>Due to this I see it coming from a. mile away
>He fucking brings his arm back for a whole second
>Sucker punch him in the mouth
>He doesn't get knocked out or anything, just backs up a few steps and gives me the stink eye
>It is clear that he has lost
>Don't remember much past that, just that I had to go down to the principal's office and had a stern talking to
>go buy ice cream after school
That day was a good day.
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>>37933465
>>37933715
>being this pathetic to where you're bragging about elementary school happenings like they're accomplishments on a Norwegian Wood jazz festival forum
this is why I keep coming back
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>>37933465
>normie sister comes to me
>she wants to talk about the chad rejecting her and how she can't find anyone good
>she wants an empathy moment
>tell her i don't care and to gtgo cause i am playing vidya
She went on a trip right now to another city to talk to her female friend.
>tfw alone in the house for 2 days.
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>am as liberal as it gets
>homely southern country bumpkin women turn me on
What did my dick mean by this?
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>>37933461
>What did my dick mean by this?
That you're annoying and this thread is shit and you're a faggot?
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You're insecure and want a woman who is obsequious and won't challenge you. Unfortunately southern ladies don't like meek men, so you're in a bit of a pickle.
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>>37933471
You seem mildly annoyed, friend
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>Bought a house a 4 months ago
>One of my neighbors is a 35 year old single mom
>She's pretty but she has a really cute 16 year old daughter
>End up talking to both of them a lot
>Her daughter comes hang out with me when I'm gardening
>Develop a crush on her
>Her mom seems to want to be my friend
>Often help her mom out with stuff just to be nice
>Develop a pretty good friendship with both of them
>It's her daughter's 17th birthday
>Her mom invites me come to the party
>Bought her daughter a nice present to win points with her
>Otherwise spent the whole party with her mom drinking tons of alcohol
>Her mom drunkenly tells me about her ex-husband and how he cheated on her
>My level of caring is almost nonexistent but I show sympathy
>She asks me if I've ever been married
>I tell her that I haven't
>She asks how can that be when I'm so nice and handsome
>I say thank you and that deserves someone who will treat her right
>She asks if I mean it and I say yes
>She gets closer to me and asks me "are you that someone?"
>I say I'm not really looking for a girlfriend right now
>She asks me why not and if there's something wrong with her
>There is but I don't really want to say it so I just say no
>She says that she's been interested in me for a long while now but I never made a move
>It made her depressed because she thought she wasn't pretty anymore
>She gets practically in my face and asks me to spend the night with her
>I refuse and lie and say it's because she's too drunk
>She says she's sober enough but I still say no
>She starts crying and says I lied when I said she was pretty
>I say I wasn't lying and she asks why I won't sleep with her
>Tell her I'm going and I go home
>Next day
>She calls me and says she's sorry about last night
>I tell her it's okay
>She says everything she said was true though
>I tell her she can find a better man but she says she wants me
>I say I'll think about it
>Not sure what to do about this
I messed up guys, how do I fix this?
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Date her mom and use this to get closer to her daughter. Ideally you get in a situation where you're banging both at the same time.
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>>37933457
Friendzone the SHIT OUT OF THAT BITCH
YEAHH
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>tfw you will never experience oyakodon
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Would you take part in a threesome with your (hypothetical) oneitis and her (hypothetical) boyfriend?
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Absolutely and originally so.
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I'd rather just watch her get dicked down until she's a happy, panting mess then cuddle with her desu.
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Already did. Cucked the shit out of her and stole her bf. Who's laughing now?
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cnn IS isis
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>>37933403
That's a perfectly fine opinion anon, and not at all extreme.
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An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that @BarackObama personally flew to Mosul Iraq and started ISIS
Very big news folks
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>>37933403
Why do you let your celibacy dictate your politcal and social opinion OP?
I mean, the only reason youd consider yourself republican is because your oneitis, and the chad whos fucking her arent. lmao
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normie wants to quit his job
>Good for you Norm, you need to be in control of your life
>Yeah the way your boss is treating you I would quit too
>Hey, do you want to come work with me! The pay is great and you just fuck around all day!
you want to quit your job
>Holy shit anon that's fucking retarded, you never quit a job ever
>I don't care what problems you've had, you put up with it you fucking pussy
>No Anon, I'm not gonna help you get a cushy job where I work. Nepotism is bad, Anon.
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>>37933385
it's OK to quit, anon.
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Do you have some sort of plan or goal set up for after you quit? That's the main issue
also
>>Holy shit anon that's fucking retarded, you never quit a job ever
literally no one has ever said that
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>>37933385
>tfw had exact same problem
>"you should never quit a job unless you have one set up already"
gtfo norm wageslaves
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>one shot at life
>born in the timeline where women are sluts
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>>37933317
They have always been. Today we just have the freedom and endorsement to do it and the technology to flaunt it onto the whole world. Not just women, all of humanity always had these dirty thoughts and desires and other hidden ugliness.
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>>37933317
They have always been m8
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ITT:
>men are allowed to have wants the sexing
>but not the womens
>never the women's >:(
Success story boys, I did it I'm Chad
> be me, beta as fuck, 115lbs 5'8", drug addict, virgin, browse /r9k/ all day
> start studying more
> start lifting
> quit drugs
> become straight A+ student
> get jacked
> get qt vidya gf
> dump qtgf after 8 months because her lifestyle is cancerous
> at a party 2 months later
> party is at mr cuck's house
> qt ex-gf is there
> happen to know mr cuck has a huge crush on qt ex-gf
> spot mr cuck making "moves" on qt ex-gf
> get pissed
> step in
> flirt with qt ex-gf
> one thing leads to another
> take her upstairs
> take her into mr cuck's room
> fuck the shit out of her in mr cuck's bed
> sleep there
> mr cuck sleeps in his parent's bedroom instead
> next morning thank mr cuck for letting me sleep over
> we didn't even use a condom
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angry manlet stories general?
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>>37933300
>drug addict
Where do you get your drugs from? Fucking normie. A true robot could never score drugs he would act like an awkward faggot and get accused of being a narc.
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>>37933398
My friend from grade 2, and also my only non-internet friend, was my only source. I could get any drug from him; other than him I would have no idea where to get drugs, even now.
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Come to the rainbow gathering and fug cute hippie chicks instead of staying home onna net.
What do you have to lose?
Costs nothing
You will growth I promise you
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Dont be afraid of a slightly smelly vagina anon
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>>37933290
Looks like the drugs have taken a toll on her body. Also I hate hippies.
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>>37933855
>Also I hate hippies.
Me too and I am a liberal
GTA 6 will be set in the city you live in and the surrounding area.
Would it be any good?
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>>37933211
i guess i'd enjoy massacring the locals because everyone here is a chump
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>>37933211
How large is the surrounding area? Within the limits of the land and water that officially belongs to the city?
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>>37933211
GTA: Trailer Park Boys
Yeah, it actually would be pretty good.
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>men under 5' 9" can't donate to sperm banks
Manlets when will they learn
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I'm 5'11 and I'm gonna need to marry someone my height so that my children don't become manlets and plague society
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>>37933201
Disgusting.
The bar ought to be raised to 6'2".
It's the current year, so no woman wants 5'9" manlet genes.
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>>37933236
>5'11
>not a manlet
hahahahahaha
*breathe*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Why do Jews want to destroy white people so badly? Don't they realize a white planet would be good for everyone including the Jews?
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>>37933154
Wrong board /pol/tard
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>>37933154
>better for all
I doubt it. Our enclaves are just fine thank you very much.
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>>37933154
why is /pol/ incapable of staying in /pol/