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Because eggs are valuable and sperm - disposable.

>>38773698
They don't. You're just ugly and/or autistic so women don't approach you.

gender roles are a social construct.

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>ecuadorian people
Ew, no.

>>38773751
lel have you actually met any in real life?

>>38773762
Yeah, I've met plenty of niggers in real life. I'm American. The country of 63%.

>tfw no field mechanic bf

>tfw no field medic bf

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>tfw you'll never have any bf if you sit inside and make these threads

I can't swim.
Have no friends to be at the pool, to afraid to learn by myself.
We what do?

>>38773658
I don't remember the months of the year.

Yet I want to invent something and release it to the public, hopefully it'll be cool. In my autistic dreams I invent warp drive, adventure and shitpost on 4chan from a different solar system.

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>>38773752
>I don't remember the months of the year.

s-same here
>tfw ask someone which number this month is and they get annoyed and/or laugh at me

>>38773652
Why are you h e r e?
whylaughatus?
n e c k y o u r s e l f

>>38773662
I'm here for the same reason you are

>>38773652
Got any fetishes?

>>38773646
thanks i assume pic related is yours she looks nice

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>>38773646
Madotsuki literally doesn't even have a personality or any kind remarkable features besides pig-tails

I am madotsuki and hanako is my waifu.

>>38773622
here you go op, a very unique comment just for you~ ^_^

vagina is great and i love it

>>38773622
I believe I am the happiest robot alive

Ew

Oliginalo

>>38773584
that's nasty op, please clean yourself first

Disgusting, kys desu

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>are you a single mother?
No
>want to be?

Send her a hilarious gif of Walter saying to skyler that he is the one who knocks

>>38773581
learn how to take a screenshot on your mobile you moron

Top of the Morning is better anyway

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>>38773572
A cyborg is someone who occasionally has robot-like tendencies but neither lives the life of one or understands the full experience. They'll still have normie friends but they might be considered "cynical " or something.

>>38773572
failed normalfags that want to fit in i remember when it was filtered like how femanon was filtered to cumdumpster but for some reason the mods stopped doing that I wish they still did though

It's when you're not enough of a normie to fit in with normies but not autistic enough to fit in with robots

>>38773535
i want her to wrap her legs around my head and let me sniff that sweet taint of hers while i stroke myself to the scent that is her asshole and pussy.

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>>38773535
>only 154k in savings.

WHY THE HELL CAN'T I BECOME A MILLIONAIRE YET.

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>>38773558
She's not for lewd
>>38773566
You just wish to make me long for death, don't you. Just admit it.

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whe will they learn....seriously. whats their problem

Isn't it common knowledge that OP is gay?

>>38773546
>Beta manlet confirmed

and No, I'm still in the closet.

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>tfw if your waifu was real, she would either be disgusted by you or totally unaware of your existence
also your picture actually makes me want to kill myself less. it brings me back to a time when I gave a shit about anything

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>>38773482
Forever asleep.

>>38773482
Can't wait for this kid to hit 7th grade and have Chad beat all traces of optimism out of him.

youll be fine, trust me. her perspective of the whole situation probably wasn't like that. She probably didn't even care enough about you and the toilet paper to follow a train of thought to carry her to imagining the image of you on a toilet with your new toilet paper wiping your ass. Over thinking can be bad

>>38773473
No shit mate, everyone needs toilet paper for that.
Stop being retarded, and more importantly stop treating normies as anything but npcs.

>>38773473
Everybody poops, m8.

>>38773436
>do you have a girlf-
I'mma stop you right there. Answer's no.

>>38773436
once upon a time I had the affection of imperfect perfection
really dropped the ball with her tho lol

forgot that existed