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What are we drinking tonight robots on this friday night?
Samson is sadly no where to be seen.
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>>38074687
I'm 20, so I'm drinking Coke
Turning 21 in August
>still a virgin
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>>38074703
Favorite soft drink?
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>>38074687
i made chocolate milk and im slowly sipping it
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What is the average woman's honest opinion on a guy who's a 25 year old virgin and never had a girlfriend?
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LOSER
oregannno
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>>38074684
>it's becoming more and more likely I will graduate medical school and a masters program before I even get a date
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>>38074715
is this actually what they immediately think? Seriously?
I thought women were more empathetic or compassionate.
Who here doesn't give a fuck anymore?
>be at supermarket
>cashier greets you
>don't greet her back
>don't even look at her
>simply proceed to place the products in the basket
>she tells me to have a nice day after I pay
>say nothing
>still don't bother looking at her
>turn away and leave
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>>38074549
i do the same. can't be fucked speaking to anyone at all in person. it's exhausting. i just want to get my shit and get out.
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She was just trying her best to give you good service and make your day a little better. No need to be a jerk desu
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so edgy, holy fuck bro.... come talk to me when you start speeches to everyone around you like you're running the show... that's when you really don't give a fuck
For how long do you usually have to eat a girl's pussy?
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>>38074530
zero seconds
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Until they cum. Usually it's a couple of minutes. Or unless I'm teasing them then It'll be longer. Pic related, last pussy I ate.
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>>38074563
How do you know if they cum?
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>be me, 17 in high school
>recently entered 12th grade in a new school
>shy and plus schoolmates are assholes
>hear news of another recently transferred student
>he's a skinny half-Japanese student, their names are switched so he tells me to just call him Wan
>since everyone in the school's a Chad or a slut, we quickly become friends
>he introduces me to anime so we bond over it
>keep it on the down-low though because I don't want us to be even more made fun of
>hereiswhereitgetstough.exe
>meet Klara
>she has green eyes, hazel hair and supple breasts 19.39/10
>I have the hots for her so much it literally drives me mad, but she hangs around the cool kids so I can't approach her
>spring
>we go to a movie together with Wan
>stupid cashier asks for ID because we have to be 16 to see the movie
>we both look the age, I even have something of a stubble but whatever
>look at Wan's ID
>full name is Wan Kanada
>kek
>he asks me to not tell anyone since it sounds like Canada and he doesn't want people to have even more reasons to pick on him
>I would never
>sit in the movie theater
>oh shit
>Klara's sitting two rows in front of us
>I'm nervous so we sit in silence through the whole film
>most autistic experience of my life
>Summer
>school organizes vacation to beach
>I hesitate but Won tells me we can still hang out and have fun regardless of the cunts from my class being there
>I'm not sure but agree to go
>get to beach
>Won goes after me in the changing booth
>meanwhile assholes from my class found our lunch and we're putting sand in his sandwich
>I try confronting them but suddenly
>Klara removes her bikini
>"You won't tell anyone will you now, anon?"
>I'm sorry Won, but the power of boners
>Won returns
>I sit there like Judas, betraying Jesus
>he picks up his lunch
>I swallow my spit nervously
>he moves the sandwich towards his mouth
>mfw Kanada Wan bites the dust
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>>38074519
Fuck you, Op.
Oi
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>>38074609
you piece of shit
originalioo
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HAND me that greentext, boi
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>be me
>join a school club like a normalfag
>suddenly part of group chat
>start feeling like a normie
>planning holloween with friend
>forget to switch chats
>I wanted to die.
A teacher was on that group chat.
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>>38074502
could've just played it off you sperg, not go "sorry my bad duhuh"
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terrible damage control
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Tfw I overdosed on weed brownies last night
20 hours later and I still feel a bit weird
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>>38074367
are you fucking retarded ? Do you know how fucking hard it is to overdose on weed ? Holy shit your fucking retarded.
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>>38074400
I thought I was going to die
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>>38074367
BAHAHAAHAHA WHAT KIND OF PUSSY GETS OVERWHELMED BY DUDE LMAO
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>Anon, why is my willy so much fatter than your skinny little one?
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what the fuck is wrong with your cock
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>>38074340
What are you even talking about white boy?
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>>38074340
some boys have big ones and some boys have really small ones. unfortunately my wee is a small one
can anyone else relate to this awful abstract feel of mine?
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>>38074328
I just want my waifu to be real
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>>38074328
I just want to be able to talk normie to a cutie for more than two minutes without hyper-ventilating or sperging out on some conspiracy theory I've been researching the night before.
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>>38074328
Very very very very VERY fucking much so yes
>tfw 6'2" and I'll never have a giant gf
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Why have women who look like this had more sex than me? Just doesn't make any sense. She looks like a male Holocaust survivor and also has degenerate tattoos.
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>>38074272
What's even worse is that there are men who are probably uglier than you but have had way more sex than you as well.
Life is just unfair m8.
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>>38074301
There most definitely are. Probably because they are willing to treat trash cans like the one in the OP like princesses. I refuse to sink that low I'd rather be a virgin. But life's unfair to its very core.
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>>38074272
Post a body that looks like yours so we can make our own judgements.
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>tfw NEETbux came in
>Had some saved from the previous month.
>Blow $420 on a PSP vita slim, 3 games, and a nice case
Feels good to spend free government money. I'd been considering it for a few nights, but tonight I just splurged. It's good to treat yourself once in a while.
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why not buy a ps vita tv and pirate games
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>>38074270
>literally humble bragging about government provided retard funds
the absolute state of r9k lads
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>>38074286
Oh that's a neat idea. Maybe next month I'll pick one up. Just learned about it.
I'm a nerd I play my games In public it's fun to do.
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Never having a gf is inhumane
Sex and companionship is a human right
How many more shootouts until society accept this, or do you think it'll reach to the point of a beta uprising civil war?
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Its not a right. Youre not entitled to someone else or his/hers labor.
>Beta uprising
never as theyre betas.
>posts anime
man up and take a shower
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>>38074263
>finally get gf
>lose her
>I can still smell her hair...
truly is better never to have had it than to have it and lose it op.
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>>38074326
That's the very stupid opinion of a young and privileged piece of shit.
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So, I've heard of this shit for the past couple years I finally check it out. Not dissapointed, nor fucking surprised. I basically browsed /b/ for an hour and found nothing good. Go to /adv/ and ask where to find the good memes. I come here
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>>38074254
You don't belong in these parts, stranger.
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Leave before it's too late.You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>38074254
Sure. Have some motivational posters, friend.
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Does anybody eIse on r9k ever get vagina envy?
l'm not sure if l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pIeasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone here know this feeling?
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Either be a man and stick your dick into things aggressively because that's what you are, or kill yourself. There is no other way. Stop masturbating and find a woman.
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>>38074127
ya but then i realize theres nothing i can do about it so i move on
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>>38074127
How the fuck does this get past the filter?
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*falls from the sky onto your path*
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*kicks it away because fuck gay anime*
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*write in an original way my own original name*
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>not writing trumps name to watch all the chaos