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>>35356299
probably fairly neat considering they have the time to clean it

Pretty clean and organized.

It's a false stereotype that NEETs are slobs.

>>35356299
Depends on the NEET.

INFJ here too.
I took a functions test and score most in Ni and Ne
weird

>>35345090
INTJ here
Whatever that means lol

>>35345136
A fedora neckbeard sperglord - the INTJ

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pretty much just always have a few threads open

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Here's mine ^.^

Oreganoorginiolio

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>>35356294
Stupid phoneposter

z

Never, dude. This is 4chan we're talking about, OP.

>>35356100
About 4 years ago with my cousin

Last month. Then I woke up in my bed.

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This is kinda long so bear with me

>walking outside near apartment with dad
>see thing race across road and go into storm drain
>run to storm drain (now a tiny cement room you have to crouch in)
>see thing
>thing looks like a white and brown jack russell except torso and limbs are covered in green parrot feathers, small goat horns on head, and gold teeth
>also speaks fluent, semi-formal English
>sees we noticed it
>pulls white filthy frank style body suit out of thin air to cover horns and feathers
>tries to convince us he's a normal dog
>notbuyingit.mp3.avi.jpg.exe
>dad has duffel bag for some reason
>stuff horned parrot pupper in bag
>get in car and start heading to Orlando (I think) for some reason
>somehow learn creature's name is Jim
>at medieval themed food court at theme park in orlando with dad and Jim
>slap jim for no reason whatsoever
>asks "what was that, anon?"
>apologize
>cuts to some weird jungle gym type thing in the middle of a field
>hard to describe, imagine a bunch of Minecraft dirt blocks arranged randomly on the ground with others floating in the air
>jim went up there for some reason (I think)
>little girl in southern belle looking outfit asks me to climb the jungle gym and get something she lost
>wake up
>wtfwasthatabout.png

Pic related is friend's drawing of Jim

>>35356901
Now that's fuckin' weird senpai

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>>35356075
I tried it a few times in bed (once i fell asleep) it just dosent make me cum. Please link me to the one u came to and other good ones.

Submissive sissy faggots ruin the hypnosis scene. The only good hypnosis is when a guy hypnotizes a girl.

>>35356123
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YJiQyZrQUEI

Good vanilla one

https://www.literotica.com/s/dev-for-men-lap-dance
I love this one, her voice is really nice. Theres others in the dev series but they are mostly done by this woman that sounds like an old hag. Truly dissapointing. Havent found another by this woman. I liked this one because it does a good job of gradual countdowns and getting you there rather than boom cum for me

well, if they were black theyd probably try to steal your bike or something

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>>35356048
Because they're easily replaceable.

proteins are generally colorless, oils and fats are a pale yellow, they refract light randomly giving them about the same color as the light they are exposed to

not really, the normies in /pol/ have a lot more success with magic than the ultra neckbeard virgin losers in /fringe/

>>35356047
I believe that the age of consent should be abolished and that Pakistan could one day be a refuge for robots.

>>35356161

Defend your opinion.

>>35355905
Try listening to music to take your mind off things. Something chilled out.

>>35355923
how do i climb out of this hole i dug though?

That happens to me too, anon.

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>>35355896
>tfw I know that feel
>tfw I thought I had an original comment
>tfw I didn't

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>>35355896
>something bad happens to me
>"you can't fight nature jack"
>"wind blow, rain falls and the strong pray upon the weak,"
>"we are all pawns to something greater, memes; the dna of the soul"

I wish I could still daydream in this manner, I tried to grow up and have just become dead inside. Once the flame is extinguished that flicker is gone forever.

pls god b a gorl

>>35355789
You can worship my cock if you like
I'll even bully you with it

>>35355789
s..s...steam name senpai?

le originale comment

>>35355788
nope. as long as you don't want to fuck kids, you aren't a pedophile.

psa for r9k: don't diddle kids.

Yes. The argument a lot of pro-kid fuckers use is she's physically developed so it's not pedo. If that's the standard then the reverse is true, it she's physically underdeveloped then you're a sick pedo fuck.

>>35355788
technically yes, but if it's an adult that just looks like a child then who the fuck cares? just jack off to what you want to OP, people will probably judge you for it but if it's not a real child being harmed it's perfectly fine.

The second one for me, hope any normie reading gets it

>>35355675
Voted for sharing the experience.

At this point the odds of me finding a non-virgin are getting slimmer and slimmer each day. Though she certainly would gain points for being a virgin it's not a dealbreaker.

As long as she didn't act like a slut and only had sex in committed relationships, there's no real problem. I'd much rather a virgin though.

Cardio + body weight exercises

That was somehow not original

>>35355640
lift for strength and bulk then reduce your calorie intake so you look cut.
>>>/fit/

The only way to control weight is calorie intake. Exercise will not make you skinny.

>>35355741
No, fuck this. The guy doesn't need to get bigger. He can just go straight to otter mode. Bulking is a meme.

>boobs
>hard
You were grabbing her rib cage or shoulders

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Everything about this thread makes me feel nauseous.

>>35355558
>oh god not the butter dogs again