DEUS VULT!
KILL ALL MUDSLIMES!
IF YOU ARE A MUDSLIME YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!
MUDSLIMES ARE THE MOST INFERIOR RACE!
KILL ALL MUDSLIMES
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>>37648940
I won't kill a fellow robot even if they're made of mud you disgusting roastie
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>>37648940
back to /pol/ with you
we're all in this hell together
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>>37648958
MUDSLIMES ARE MUSLIMS, TRUE ROBOTS KNOW MUSLIMS NEED TO DIE
What are some really pervy things you've done as a kid and teenager anon? Are you still pervy as an adult now?
I've
>spied on my thicc aunt in the shower and stolen her panties to jerk off with
>convinced my thicc aunt to take a shower with me and groped her ass/ sucked her tits/ jerked off in front of her (she never told my parents about it because she figured I was just an curious teenage boy)
>felt up my babysitter's ass and tits, she didn't tell my parents
>taken creep shots and videos of random women at the public pool
>taken creep shots of my neighbors titcow wife
>paid my friends sister to let me grope her and suck on her double d cup tits
>paid a big booty german girl in my high school to give me a lap dance and jerk me off with her ass
I'm still pretty pervy as an adult, I dont take creepshots but I visit hookers (is legal where I live) every 2 or 3 weeks for a good time.
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>>37648916
when i was 13 i felt up this girl in my class everyday. i put my hand on her crotch and everything. i regret it and oneday want to apologize to her
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what the fuck is wrong with you
original comment fuck you robot
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>>37649167
who are you talking to?
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>be dumb Stacy brainless cunt
>REEE ROASTIE
>don't be like that
>REEEE "NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS"
Is there any way to win?
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Only one. Stop browsing /r9k/.
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>>37648688
Be my gf is how you win
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You need to be a qt pure virgin with a fetish and savior complex for autistic NEETs and also be very lewd but only for them.
I'm a pharmacy technician who works at a major retail chain pharmacy. Ask me anything.
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>>37648660
>I'm a pharmacy technician who works at a major retail chain pharmacy.
How much pharmacy scam people?
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>>37648672
Those of us in the actual pharmacy? Not at all. It's the corporate heads of pharmaceuticals, insurances, and the pharmacies themselves that do the scamming.
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>>37648706
how easy is it for you to lift stuff? have you ever done it before?
Why is this board so obsessed with women and sex? I never understood this. Seems like virtually all of us are virgins and it will stay that way forever. At this point I no longer really concern myself with the possibility of fucking, I just think about other things. Why do topics like sex/virginity/women/faithfulness interest you guys so much, still? Because I'm practically a guaranteed virgin for life I find it hard to care. I remember when this board had a lot more varied subject matter pre-deletion.
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>>37648594
>Why is this board so obsessed with women and sex?
Because it's a very big part of life - being able to have a relationship and sex.
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>>37648594
Some of us have had it, and therefore want it more when you don't have it, since you know what you're missing.
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>>37648594
I stopped caring about sex after age 16. The only time I post about it on here is when I want to truly shitpost or piss people off.
By the time I was 18 I lost literally all of my sexual desire. I found out that there are easier ways to get off, and just started indulging in escapism.
Drugs will always be better than sex. If you disagree, you've been blinded by what society tells you to believe.
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Happiest you've ever been 2017-06-11 09:12:43 Post No.37648531
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Happiest you've ever been
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What's the highest feeling of happiness you've ever felt throughout your life /r9k/?
For me, it was running into the arms of my father as a very little boy.
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Morphine was pretty great.
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>>37649043
1st acid trip, Gram gram's 14 year aged liquid morphine death juice
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I used to be happy in middle school, I had friends back then. We'd go back to his place and play guitar hero after school, those were happy times.
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how does this make you feel robots,knowing women are lurking reading your posts
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>>37648397
here are some places robots go
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here is a one more for the fun of it
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>>37648397
>Oh, Wow! An anonymous poll that totally can't be manipulated by anyone! This is surely an accurate representation of the demographics of this website!
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My Before and After Nose Job 2017-06-11 09:02:03 Post No.37648367
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My Before and After Nose Job
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Hey, I got a nose-job because people on here told me it looked too jewey. What do you guys think?
Left is before and right is after. I'm not sure it looks alright and people on Reddit said some mean things. I'm really depressed.
My girlfriend left me last year for a black Brazilian guy so i thought i would get this to get her back
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>>37648367
You should've gotten an ear job, those are some big fuckers.
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>>37648367
Personally, you are good looking either way. I might date you.
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>He wants his gf back
>tyrone will give her back, with his kid inside
Lmao what a cuck. Btw the left side looks better.
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How is cocaine O'D? or any drug?
>I'm scared asf
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>>37648255
C mon i know I'm not the only junkie /virgin here
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Cocaine isn't easy to OD on. You can do easily half a gram (which is a lot for one person) and be fine.
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>>37648300
I did 6 grams + Alcohol
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Do people actually think traps aren't gay or is it just a meme? 100% honest answers only
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>>37648215
Statistically speaking, it's just as straight as any normal sort of porn.
Let's say two traps are fucking each other, that leaves 4 boobs to 2 dicks (2 boobs per 1 dick for those of you not math good)
This ratio makes it literally just as straight as any other porn.
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>>37648261
It's the vagina not the boobs that make it straight desu
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>>37648215
People who fap to straight only = straight
People who fap to traps / straight = straight
People who fap to traps-twinks / gay = bisexual probably or gay
Poeople who fap to only gay = gay
I personally fap to twinks go cute gay bois, i might be bi or some shit tho
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MBTI / Personality Thread 2017-06-11 08:49:44 Post No.37648142
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MBTI / Personality Thread
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Come in, you know what to do
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https://www.16personalities.com/ - very basic test. Use it for a first time.
http://similarminds.com/ - both basic tests to advanced options even outside of the range of MBTI.
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm - Keirsey-like test. Still pretty nice.
http://keirsey.jung.test.typologycentral.com/ - Keirsey test.
http://www.celebritytypes.com/personality-tests.php - a lot of little-funny tests. Highly recommend it for those who's looking to just relax.
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male, INTJ- 91% assertive
Prove to me that INTJ isnt the best personality type.
Protip: You can't
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Post your type and how your "inner speech" relates to you as a person. Most people apparently can be in conflict with their inner speech, which is something I find very strange.
The inner speech of Si types seems to be revolving around what they "should be doing" and can motivate or depress them
I'm an INTJ and my inner speech is basically who I am, everything else is not important
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>>37648142
>INTJ standing alone in the corner like his favorite edgy lone wolf anime character
Accurate.
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How would you react if a girl looked at you with this expression?
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I would kiss her :)
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>>37648118
Isn't that the face from Blowjob Simulator?
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>>37648118
Probably just pat her head a lot.
Theere's a good girl.
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>be boy
>tfw wantbf
>tfw everyone hates people like me
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You should end yourself, gay boy. Pour some lighter fuel in your "boipuccy" and put a firecracker in it right after. Instant prostate orgasm.
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>>37648125
This op. Time to end it.
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>>37648125
honestly that's a great idea
worst that could happen is I die, and its not like anyone cares about me anyways
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>tfw step mom teased me about being a girly boy because I like to play with my hair
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>>37648063
shove your dick into her mouth
Originality is great
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>>37648063
>because I like to play with my hair
Post video.
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>>37648063
>tfw people always make comments about how I twirl my hair like a girl when I'm thinking
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Tell me, boys...
Do I want Fried Rice with chicken or do I want Drunken Noodle with chicken or beef
>pic unrelated
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>>37647856
Fuck you twink
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>>37648131
That isn't a picture of me. Answer the question
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>>37647856
Noodles > rice