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Reasons you hate your neighborhood

>kids screaming bloody murder at every hour
>play in my driveway
>refuse to move when leaving for class
>illegals blaring spanish polka at 2 in the morning
>3 registered sex offenders on street
>trashcan fires in park
>occasionally on lawns
>packages get stolen regularly
>live right next to fire department
>mfw house in neighborhood still burned down once
>shitty scenecore band two houses away
>fucking awful
>wasps/bees nest falls off neighbors tree and into my backyard
>previous tenants left bed bugs
>renting house and landlord refused to fix anything
>wouldnt even let me reshingle house after cucked by ike
>neighbors steal wifi
>slow down speed instantly
>neighbors got busted for a meth lab once
>cant even own a fucking gerbil but niggers can do that shit
>previous landlord got arrested for pocketing checks and not paying for shit
>genius of the year got arrested for growing weed on front lawn
>live streets away from ghetto high school
>kid hung himself from palm tree
>senior prank was bong rips over the pa
>actual rabbi lives few blocks away
>dont hate but kek when I see him in full shekel garb

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oh boy its time to kill myself

literally just fapped only to this image just fucking end me

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>Was home schooled from 7th grade on
>Never really associated with teenagers or had many friends
What did I miss?

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Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Why is it so bad if I die as one?

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>Why don't you do anything?
>Why won't you work?
>because life is not fulfilling enough for me to suffer this much to prolong it.


I haven't said it.
I don't have anyone to say it to.

I just found the words now.
I uhm.
I don't think they are capable of processing this.

Their low points while they cannot be measured it quality.
An undeniable truth.
You cannot peer into the emotions of a brain.

They can be in quantity
They are wired much differently than me

I say me not us.
I speak only for myself until I am agreed with.

They have proven they cannot comprehend.

How could they?

Having a meal makes me irascible.
Its a quick set of cyclical logic.

I don't have an appetite mostly.
I must eat to survive, to avoid pain.

I do not want pain.
Eat, eating prolongs survival.
Survival prolongs pain.
To eat to avoid pain, creates pain.

Pain creates anger.
I chew scrambled eggs slowly with a scowl like a cantankerous old fool.

People see this.
Why is he angry at breakfast?

How could they know?
How could any of them fucking comprehend?

I don't want to prolong this.
I don't want benzos, Xanax, zoloft any of this shit to make me forget the natural state I exist in is hellish

I don't want to exist any more it is inherently tiring, and there is no where to rest.

I certainly dont want to exist on the crutch of a capsule keeping me numb and alive.

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only a few hours left until 4/20

are you guys prepared? what are you smoking?

i've got amnesia haze, bubblegum and some isolator. can't wait to smoke it

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> be me
> 2012
> 14 years old
> don't have a single friend to talk to
> spend all my time playing web-browser games
> eventually find a good multiplayer platformer
> really enjoy it, start talking to some people
> most of them are a bit autistic but so am i
> months pass
> meet a female player
> she is a couple years older than me
> quiet at first, i start talking to her more and more each day
> she doesnt seem weirded out by my autism
> i really like her
> months pass, we become really good friends
> the conversation moves from the in-game chat to skype
> she sends me pictures of herself
> she is beatiful
> think i love her
> confess my feelings to her
> turns out she likes me too
> become online boyfriend/girlfriend
> she starts sending me more pictures
> they are becoming more suggestive and sexual each time
> asks me what i think
> too young to understand the sexual connotations and my autistic brain doesn't know what to do
> sperg out whenever non-innocent conversations come up
> struggling to maintain her affection for me
> she talks to me less and less each day
> i see that she starts talking to other people
> in hindsight the conversations with others seem platonic but younger, autistic me didn't understand
> weeks of confusion & anger eventually make me lash out on her
> breaks up with me
> 5 years later
> im still an autistic khv
> one day i go sorting through my old stuff
> find my old hard drive
> plug it into computer
> skype auto-starts on boot
> see her in the contacts list
> cry
> read through the months of conversation
> i seemed so happy
> have never reached such a mutual level of connection with anyone since
> she is no longer active on this skype account
> cant find her online anywhere
> print out a picture of her and have it in my wallet since then
> honestly dont know what i would do if we ever met again

i know that chances are nobody really cares but i just felt like sharing my autistic story. another drop in the ocean around here.

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*blocks your path*

"Mada mada!"

wat do?

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>/r9k/ used to be the autism containment board
>now it's just the black person containment board
hahahahahahahah

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*blocks you're path*
>"Hey, you fascist fuck-head!! You have no science to support your views and you are on the wrong side of history!!"

How do you respond?

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>Girl talks to me
>Immediately fall in love with her and fantasize about spending the rest of my life with her

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why do parents sometimes force their children into religion in the first place?

I mean, really, who are you helping in this situation? what does anyone gain from this practice?

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I went to HS with this girl and now she is facing criminal charges.

What does r9k think?

Vid in link

http://www.fox4news.com/news/249217153-story

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excuse me, potion sellers, how do i get gf?

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Why hello there, wageslave! I was just studying nuclear engineering so I could build a plant in my backyard to draw electricity from forever. What have you been up to lately?