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>>35168860
>Comments
Nice one lads.

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>>35169044
oh shit these are great

>>35169044
>>35169108
Did people here raid this video already or is that truly what the majority of men think? Not complaining, I guess I'm just unused to seeing so many opinions like that.

give them a $10 tip each obviously.

these fine gentlemen have detected a problem with my engine and being the good samaritans that they are they decided to put their mechanical knowledge to good use by helping out a fellow human being.

keep it up tyrone and jamal!

> put my hand behind my back as if I was pulling a gun
> shout at the guys and say:
>"hey, hey, hey"
> pull a book from my waist
>"this is library"

>>35168858
>> shout at the guys and say:
*manager shows up*

Excuse me sir, we have to ask you to leave. We want to keep our parking spot a civilized place.

>>35168733
how are you feeling worse than usual?

>>35168759
Gums are in agony, can't eat and my head is bouncing ... i'm not rough

>>35168783
Go to a dentist? Find dental insurance in your area. Do you have a job to pay for medical expenses?

Eating is important, and if you're having trouble eating -- you need to fix that problem first.

Damn. You're a literal retard faggot autistic reject stupid fucking idiot.

>>35168660
How do you pronounce it if you're so well-off as you imply?

Be honest.

>>35168649
me too actually. but I'm not a native english speaker.

Bump or some shit
Orig

>what i do
You get out, fucking normie

>>35168682
this.
>>35168611
Fuck off you fucking normie. Why cant you let us have one fucking board without your bullshit.

How could you misjudge your own height by 6 (six) whole nches?

>>35168579
How does one not know they're 6 inches shorter than most men around them?
Also 5'6" reporting in.

How the fuck can you even misjudge your height that much? I thought I was 5'9 but the stadiometer stated I'm only 5'8.5. I didn't even make the manlet cutoff.

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>>35168577
>he isn't a NEET

why are you on this board, again?

>>35168598
Sometimes, I just want to be a neet and live off neetbux until I'm prepared to deal with the consequences of not being a chad

>>35168598
NEETS are failed normies.
Only Wagecucks know true pain.
And everyone will one day be a Wagecuck, including you.

Try that in Singapore, you'll get fined $500.

If someone goes out of their way to look that it was you who left it, that makes them the weirdo.

Same logic for jerking it in a public stall

did you wipe?

>>35168560
too late anon. bloxc

die in battle

>>35168560
Remember to use vocative commas.

>>35168430
Normie get out.
Iriginalie

>>35168430
get out

6 months is not possible to change your personality so you must have started from normie status anyway

>>35168430
>Normalfags are so deluded that they think we desire answers from them, as if they're some heavenly beings.

Like >>35168495 said, your situation was probably failed normalfag turned normalfag again. There's nothing special about you. The last person I'd seek help from (assuming I even want help) is from some cringy newfag that obviously has surface level understanding of this place.

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Don't you dare put your waifu's name in vain again, asshole.

>>35168459
She isn't real. Her entire personality is a construct of my imagination.

I imagine that she's fine with it.

Chie isn't easily offended.

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Also, I'd give anything to have another dream about her. You're lucky your brain cares that much about you.

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>>35168387
Taking my son fishing

>gf is on her period
>she's bad at blowjobs
>I don't like anal
>only option is titfucking

Robots will never understand my suffering.

>>35168387
>Cuddling up in bed eith your gf and enjoyng eachothers bidyheat while you spoon for hours and saying you love eachother
>Gf falls asleep with her head on your chest.

I feel sorry for your robots.

before the dat make sure to wash, shave, do a bit of self styling I'm sure you know all that stuff

the purpose of a date is to find out about a person, if you seem compatible. she said yes, so there is clearly something in you she likes. it's shitty advice, but genuinely just "bee yourself xd". people can sniff when people aren't being genuine a mile off, and if you lie through your teeth from start to finish, what happens when things turn serious?

good luck man :)

>>35168386
Pretty much this

Get to know her, let her get to know you and have a good time

>>35168386
I know how the date itself works, I just have literally no Idea in what social status dating someone brings me.

Thanks for the luck, but I am practically shipped with her.

Also, she's pretty introverted so i think the classical face-to-face restaurant shit you see in movies is a bad idea.

TL;DR It's not about the getting an emotional connection anymore, its about not fucking up and not taking things too fast/slow

>>35168314
stop being a atheist queer and donate to the church, your helping homeless people who need it

>>35168314
your atheist beliefs are against helping people? enjoy your post death

>>35168334
>tfw I stopped donating to the local church because niggers steal it at night and resell it

>>35168267
I would fuck that, and plenty of other people would fuck that, so she's not a robot.

>>35168267
And she still has a loving bf, and has probably had sex with dozens of guys.

>>35168319
I meant the one to the far right, Anon.