Does black pudding belong in a full english? Edition
What a stone cold bitch
based limmy retweeting someone saying "You've got the wrong city if you think hate will tear us apart.", limmy stands with our muslim brothers in this time of need
>>37214187
Image needs more explosions.
You're sitting alone at a cafe when this woman keeps looking in your direction, smiling and occasionally winking.
How do you deal with the situation at hand?
Get up and leave immediately, possibly forgetting to pay the bill in my panicked state
>>37213950
Its still her responsibility to come to me and ask me out on a date.
Would marry, since disabled women tend to be sexually pure
>>37214006
>sexually pure
How so?
ask a psychology major who decided to change to a computer science major half way through his third year anything
>>37213837
>ask a psychology major who decided to change to a computer science major half way through his third year anything
I'm a public health major thinking about switching
My degree is fucking worthless and I'm not learning shit
But I'm almost a senior already and finishing would be easier than switching
But then I would be left with a worthless degree and no internships or anything
Any advice boys
>>37213837
Why is my pee red now?
>>37213873
idk man if you enjoy it then it might be worth continuing, if you put yourself out there and network like a mofo you can set yourself up with a career at the end of it, but i know that can be hard,
>my gf of 19 got invited home for "coffee" by her 27 year old male coworker
>theyve been working together for a maximum of twice a week, for two weeks, and only talks before or after the shift
>she thinks about going
am i getting cucked?
a-at least she told me first r-right?
Wtf do a 27 year old guy from a 19 year old, other than her delicious teen pussy
>my gf cant see it the problem and tells me only me has those sinister thoughts
>tfw started to imagine the hentai i watched once "where the ugly guy sends the cucked guy their sextapes and the cucked guy just breaks" is gonna happen to me
>>37213734
i have no sympathy for normalscum like you. go fucking kill yourself already.
This is not a good feel
I'm sorry OP but she belongs to him now
>>37213734
dump her now seriously
ITT things strangers have screamed at you from their cars
I'll start
>get a haircut fag
>>37213642
>fuck off retard
To be fair I leaned out of the window and told him he wasn't very clever after he tried to pinch my right of way, so I sort of asked for it.
>"keep running fatass!"
>>37213642
>fffFUUCKING WHITE BOiiiiiiii-
They kept saying boi as they rode off into the distance.
I was really high and was taking a nice night walk around my neighborhood, naturally being high as i was i cracked up laughing at the strange juxtaposition from calm quiet night walk to being heckled by a nigger.
I think it was the hardest i laughed in all my life.
Is she right? Should white men fuck black women as reparations? She thinks black women are affected by "slavery trauma" and only white cock can relieve the pain.
Nah, this bitch is a fucking weirdo.
But if you're white and this gets a cutie black girl to fuck too, then you should totally try this technique out.
She might be right. Its why two mentally ill people probably shouldn't date (in my experience). The weaker you are, the more you need a strong rock.
THAT SAID. Who the hell after experiencing trauma, like real trauma, runs around saying "I don't have the bandwidth"? That's just weird. Its too twee and cute to be used with "trauma". Trauma is like assault and murder and torture and abuse.
>>37213593
She's not weirdo. She's just saying her feelings.
Was looking through my CDs and remember really liking EW back in the day when I was at my worst.
Nothing like slow, booming riffs, wailing vocals, songs tinted with psychedelia and lyrics about drugs, b-grade horror and such.
>>37213220
they're pretty good
there's way better stoner though
>>37213249
Care to recommend some?
>>37213326
not him but sleep.
>Mom gets mad if there is dust on my shelf
>Who cares it's dust. I will be back in a few days
>Gets mad, purposely makes a line in the dust to try and make me care
I still don't get it. Why give a shit about a little dust.
>>37212722
Mods please ban this underaged faggot
You still live with your mom?
MODS.
>>37212722
my dad is the same way, fucking autistic neatfreak
everytime we're supposed to have """company""" he goes on a cleaning binge that'd make a meth addict go "Damn, slow down."
you love you lose, if you lose you share two.
shareing more of these.
going to keep going
>>37212592
annie always gets me
>tfw you make an anon happy by giving him a sympathetic reply
Why don't you do his more often, it's not even that hard if you let go of your bitterness just for once.
>>37212399
Sometimes I do feel bad for people and try to make them feel better but it's really hard to when you hate life as much as me
Why don't you make an anon happy by being his sympathetic e-gf?
>>37212399
Yeah anon, you're right I was going to post the same thing but I was worried It would just get drowned with negativity. The internet is full of toxicity and salt. I'm gonna be the change I want to see and be positive and less toxic. Hope you have a nice day anon. Glad to see there are people around who think the same.
Post a video or a picture showing how you feel in life right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es4U9ckGjdM
Oregonorally
https://youtu.be/DV1hQSt2hSE
EVERYTHING
IS
GOING
JUST
FUCKIN
PERFECT.
ITT: Whore Tinder profiles that make you say jesus fucking christ
99,9% chance that she has already fucked Chad and she is just doing that to make a sinal to Chad that he can just open the chat, choose a place and a time and they will fuck
>>37211211
That's literally the sole purpose of Tinder.
>>37211074
why do women think its liberating to flash mother nature? what is the point of a photo like this?
ITT: Weird images that represent how you are feeling.
>Rotten, mutating, gross
>>37210823
i dunno man. i feel so empty l8ly
>>37210823
that's one of my fav SCP's anon :3c
>>37210823
I wish I knew who the artist for this was
Someone here redpill me on Japanese women
>>37210378
Boring plain Janes that stop having sex after they have kids.
>>37210477
That's every woman though
>>37210378
hipster dykes that think white people are some lost race of giants or cartoon characters
Say you're at a party and you stumble upon a random girl who is passed out in a bed. She's drunk and there's no one around and she's not waking up and the party is dying down everyone's gone.
Say for arguments sake you know you won't get in trouble for it but there's still a risk of std and pregnancy.
Do you do it? Do you rape?
>>37210362
I'd maybe be touch it but no raping
>>37210362
yes are are you kidding me
>>37210362
I'll stick her toes in my mouth and suck on them for a while but no sex