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>Talking to my father
>Yells at me and tells me to look people in the eyes when I'm talking to them
>try to look him in the eyes
>get extremely teary-eyed within seconds
why am I like this
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>>38887904
It's for your own good, Champ. Tomorrow: The handshake.
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>>38887904
Maybe you have a problem with narrow tear ducts.
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>>38887904
Every time I look somebody in the eyes they get all uppity like I'm challenging them. That's not just my autism either, they actually make comments like "what?" And shit like that. One moment of eye contact and they act like im staring them down. It's the curse of having big eyes man, NORMIEs get intimidated.
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How does it feel to know you'll never be with a cute girl and will eventually be forced to settle, or die alone?
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feels like I don't give two licks of a shit to be fuckin honest with you johnny phoneposter
stop shitting up the board with inane garbage throwaway threads like this one, put an ounce of effort into making a worthwhile thread for once in your life. god damn mongoloid. thank christ your phone will give you cancer in 30 years.
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>How does it feel to know you'll never be with a cute girl
I beg to differ
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>>38887848
You seem mad, friendo. Is the sexual frustration and lack of affection getting to you?
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RETAKING R9K - ROASTIE HATE THREAD 2017-08-06 10:05:00 Post No.38887776
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RETAKING R9K - ROASTIE HATE THREAD
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Let's have a women hate thread to show the roasties how much we hate their presence here.
We need to retake our board from the disgusting """"fembots"""" and normalfaggots.
REMEMBER TO SAGE NORMIE THREADS AND BUMP ROBOT THREADS
This is it, friends. This is the start of the Beta uprising. Godspeed to you, robots. Our tendies and oneitises await us at the end of this war.
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ROBOTS UNITE
KILL ALL ROASTIE WHORES NOW
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Oregon trail oregon trail, tell me where the roasties are
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This is what women want. Do you hate them yet, robots?
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>friend comes over because bored
>we decide too watch some bad made horror movie and drink some beer
>talk about everyday stuff
>he gets kinda depressed because drunk
>flames about how he feels lonely all day and that he is sad because his parents divorce
>I try to calm him down
>give him a brotherly hug and say it's okay, everyone feels lonely sometimes
>he kinda feels me up, notices that I have a boner because not fapped in two days and no gf
>I kinda do not resist, he starts snuggling and kissing my neck
>opens my pants and starts touching my dick
>he's super nervous but I let him give me a blowjob
>get extremely horny, never felt this good before
>grab his ass and pull his pants down
>we fuck the shit out of eachother the whole night
>sleep together in my bed
>this morning, wake up with a headache and notice he's still there and we cuddle, kiss eachother
>we don't speak because it's kinda weird for both of us, but am both happy
>he leaves later on and we say our goodbyes, grinning weirdly
I-I'm not gay or am I? I mean I kinda don't know what to do right now, what does all that mean?
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>>38887697
Yeah, that didn't happen. In this theoretical situation, yes you would be gay
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>>38887697
Nice fanfiction, fag.
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That's pretty gay, OP.
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Can someone explain the reddit spacing meme to me?
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>>38887543
Reddit likes to think every sentence is a paragraph that deserves its own individual consideration from the entire post.
Like this.
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It's kinda like doing this.
Then this.
And finally this.
And spacing everything out so it reads easier, instead of, ya know, using greentext or just sloppily shitposting.
It's a meme that fucking sucks though, because sometimes I don't like writing one giant wall of text so I add some extra space in between topics and get called out on it. And I've never even visitted Reddit.
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>>38887543
It's redditors who think they're seeing something familiar that they've seen on reddit, and so they call that poster out for being a redditor in an attempt to fit in. It's as stupid as it sounds.
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Can someone please help me work out this fucking logic/IQ puzzle? 2017-08-06 09:43:10 Post No.38887480
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Can someone please help me work out this fucking logic/IQ puzzle?
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This is one of the few that has stumped me and I can't fucking crack the pattern of this one.
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I think it's the one on the far right. The middle arrow always points to the left after pointing up.
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>>38887480
You put your down down and thrust your pelvis.
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>>38887480
Why would you want to cheat an IQ test, you will just be lying to yourself.
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Hey Robots, i cant decide.
I going to university at september, but all unis accepted me , now i have to choose, its my last way to avoid to become like you
my 2 fav unis are :
smalltown uni
>50.000 inhabitants
>normal rent
>i can drive everywhere with my rusty car, no city traffic
> uni has bad reviews
> my course dont seem to have deep infos
> my courses will be in english
> international uni, 50% foreigerners
> there is a beekeeping club in town
> directly at the border to the netherlands
>small study group
big town uni
> 150 inhabitants
> very remarkable uni
> course in my mother tongue
> very deep knowledge in my course and specialication
> large study groups
> anonymity
what would you choose ?
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>>38887452
>coming to the board filled with fuckups, losers, perverts, and weirdos for life advice
are you fucking stupid. take it to >>>/adv/ and good luck you fucking dipshit
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>>38887503
i can learn from your mistakes, adv is just as terrible
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if you are smart, big town uni
Fembot here I'm looking for others to talk to, I'm not sending pics because you're probably a creep for asking, I play mostly quake
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>>38887383
Hi i dont really play games but i like skyrim.
Where can i talk to you?
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>>38887383
>fembot playing quake
yeah ok jackass, fakest bait post of the decade
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Oh yeh I have to play bejewelled and strip poker tehehehe
out of the way normal fag
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is there something like /r9k/ except without any talking about porn, sex, relationships, or women?
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>>38887371
wizchan
organgonoloelel
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>>38888812
anything less hostile?
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>>38889006
try reddit, faggot. i'm sure you'll fit right in.
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PUCKLE RICK IS IN DA HOUSE TONIIIGJT
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>>38887329
>PUCKLE RICK IS IN DA HOUSE TONIIIGJT
WHO ELSE PICKLED HERE!!!
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Hahaha epic memes my fellow redditors XDD
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>>38887438
Ive never used reddit and i love rick and morty. Are ye mad?
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Meet the NEET game dev behind Stardew Valley 2017-08-06 09:28:00 Post No.38887266
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Meet the NEET game dev behind Stardew Valley
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>Eric Barone couldn't get a job after graduating from college with a CS degree
>decides to create his own game inspired by Harvest Moon
>games becomes a bestseller and makes $30 million
http://www.gamerevolution.com/features/13384-stardew-valleys-single-developer-has-made-over-30-million
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>>38887266
that's a handsome nerd
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>chris chan could be a multi-millionaire if he marketed sonichu like this guy did with his knockoff
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>>38887439
Lol what. CWC doesn't even have remotely the talent/content to do shitnlike that. The only audience a sonichu game would appeal to is the ~1000 people who still give a shit about chris-chan
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Advice please. I've somehow ended up taking my sister to a show and dinner tomorrow night.
I've really not sure what to do. This is the closest I've ever had to a date.
Please advise me on how to not fuck this up and annoy her.
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>>38887167
Just dont end like pulp fiction
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>>38887167
>somehow ended up taking my sister to a show and dinner
>somehow
please expand
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>>38887206
thank you for the 5 am chuckle.
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What kind of drunk are you?
I get really sloppy and emotionally numb.
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>>38887152
I'm usually quite submissive but when I get drunk I become very open about my thoughts which scares me sometimes. Also depends on the mood before drinking, if I'm angry, depressed happy ect the alcohol only amplifies the current emotion state
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Flirty drunk. Im basically Stanley Ipkis and when I'm drunk I turn into the mask
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Much more open as a person, pretty talkative, more empathetic, happy, joyfull.
Pretty much opposite of normal me.
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HEY IDIOTS!
Guess what I did today?
I got to touch a loli's feets!!!!
Ask me anything.
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Cute. Greentext the entire thing, right from the beginning.
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I mean good for you anon, I get to cuddle lolis 4 times a week.
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>>38887139
how is working in a shoe store?
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"Girls will practically be chasing you when you have a job; they want someone who'll provide for them. That's why we're here, Champ. Whatdy'a mean 'not this again?' It's really simple, Champ: Walk in there and speak with the manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you wanna work there. This is the first of several places I'm taking you, and we're not turning around until someone hires you right on the spot. We'll go to Chick-Fil-A for their Sweet Tea and Chick-N-Strips later."
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So women are basically financial parasytes? Thank you for telling me that dad, now I'll know to avoid them like the plague.
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>>38887373
"Champ, you are going to meet a nice girl with whom you'll raise a family someday. Being a father is a part of growing up, like getting a job. And the best way to do that is to show up in person, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you wanna work there. It's as simple as that, Champ."
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>>38887126
>that coffee pepe
Top leek