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Just pay an escort FFS

>>38758020
But other men don't have to, why should I?
Not that I could afford, my autismbucks are 200 eurocoins per month

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You could always pay one time for a Real Sex Doll.
Think of it as a long term investment

>>38757898
Help me guys please I need it

>>38757898
>But mean might try to beat me up
You're probably right

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> I want to buy this shirt, I think women will talk to me if I wear it.
Fucking shit I can't breath, this is too much beta OP

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>>38757863
Who didn't already know women don't care about looks as much as men do? That's not to say looks don't matter at all, but women assess a man as greater than the sum of his parts.

Only butthurt insecurefags and the legitimately deformed-looking will argue this.

>>38757863
Women date down because a lower tier beta will bend over backwards and answer to every beck and call. I knew a girl who dated some engineer major pussy like that in college. It was really sad how much she would bitch him around and make him do chores and buy groceries and shit. All for nothing too because I secretly cucked him several times.

Men are happier with less attractive partners.

Because it doesnt matter if it's male or female.

I had a girlfriend that was a 4/10 and she would do anything for me. Almost like a slave. I felt bad because I was taking too much advantage of her at the end. Females tho will treat unatractive husbands like shit for decades demanding them to work overtime and these care of house chores when they get home+listen to their shitty non existent problem.

>>38757824
but what if im an ugly gook with no friends or social life

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you can't be on this board unless you're fucking a white male
ftfy

My mental self image is that of a white male.

This person doesn't look sorted out.

>>38757777
Is that... a beard?

Why is her pelvis a circle

weakest bait ever

>>38757768

Ironically weak bait like this genuinely tells us that you are a redditor trying to play "le trolling game."

>>38757711
What is so bad about this show anyway? Are people just pissed that it makes normies appropriate nerd and geek culture?

Sounds like pretension.
Don't worry when you turn 20 you will be smart enough to not make threads like these where you just fellate yourself over bullshit that doesn't really matter.

>closet genius
Sorry, OP. The only thing you are is a closet homosexual with delusions of grandeur

>>38757659
i am sure mr genius here will contribute to society.

>>38757598
Wrong. Chad is an objectively better person than we are, both by societal and moral standards. A big part of this is that he was encourages an praised throughout his life and has recieved validation from the opposite sex.

>the less girls like you the better person you are.
Nobody thinks this except for btfo NiceGuys

>>38757649
false, maybe you guys don't have real world experience but chads have nothing but looks.
all they can do is look good and go to the gym but other than that their qualities suck and girls love them just by the way they look and because they act like assholes.
a guy that i used to work with he was like 6'5"
and 300 pounds (he wasn't very attractive to women) he would always tell me how chads are worthless stories of how he beat them up and how they could never do any real work all the can do is go to the gym.
>>38757668
Not true. i study closely guys that have women or girlfriends. i listen to guys in my discord that talk that get girls they are all very dumb and retarded.and have disgusting habits and are obnoxious yet they always get women. i know it sounds like Elliot Rodgers but its true.

I just think reddit is doing a great job killing this once humorous meme

>>38757579
No, but I do think it was funny the first 2 times.

>>38757579
Not the new ones, they're overly exaggerated. The original walk one kind of got me though, but it was done in a different spirit than the others..

>>38757522
Because they're words. If you can't handle some good natured ribbing then you're a fucking coward. And no one trusts a coward.

>>38757522
>It drives away thin skinned pussies

That's the point, people don't want to be on edge tiptoeing around a ticking time bomb of a vagina. Better to weed those people out quick to get things over with.

>>38757522
It mostly depends on where you live tho, if you live somewhere like the UK then you're fucked if you can't handle the banter.

That was actually really cool anon. I like it.

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>>38758529

thanks man! be sure to subscribe goy goy

>>38757467
I made a cool design for an electronics button the other day.

>>38757387
I live in butt fuck no where canada and all the women are fat single moms or fat moms that are married or coke heads that dont put out for anyone but coke dealers.
YOur move faggot.
>I miss america.

>>38757387
Like why do these whores even need to try to suck dicks shaped stuff this long are they all blowing horses or something

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>>38757412
So date a fat single mom. Get her to jog.

wat famalam

>>38759149
Hrt shill thread

>>38759149
Nobody is going to want you unless you take your hormones.

not very well
all sweaty over my 55kg cialko

>>38757615
you're the skelly domestos lad?

>>38757707
moze

Short answer: Yes. Very.

>>38757395
but what if she isnt that popular? Surely she has some sort of affection for me

>>38757437
No, she really doesn't.