The great gospel of kek tells fags like you to kill yourselves. Spelunking is a perfectly fine way of completing that task.
I hope one day I wake up and just know what will make me happy because as of now I have no fucking clue what I'm doing.
oh I thought the face mask was so you wouldn't breathe or cough on other people.
I have no clue what I'm doing either.
I was watching some time stop porn, and I wondered, what if women are sluts only because a group of people with time stop powers fucks every female because they can stop time and the amount of time they spend fucking frozen women is limitless so effectively they have fucked every single female, and maybe they have a set of guidelines where they only fuck women at a certain age, but there was some sort of internal power struggle within the group - a coup where the old leadership were killed - so they started fucking girls at a younger age than prior to their groups laws, so that's why girls are super slutty at a young age.
I mean, how could we know, right?
TIME STOP FREEZE !!
who broken sleep schedule,insomia,fear/anxiety of sleeping here.
I'm pretty bad and go to bed at like 9am and wake at 5-6pm.
>19th birthday (canadafag, so can get into bars now)
>spending it on 4chan
Got any birthday stories, /r/obots?
>morning of 10th birthday
>mom gets phonecall
>grandfather on dads side just died
>mom starts crying
>family and friends of father show up
>dad comes home from work smiling
>"HAPPY BIRTH- why's everyone crying?"
>they break the news to him
>his expression goes blank
>sits down in silence while everyone is there
>they eventually leave
>he goes into the bathroom and goes into an all out rage
>breaks the entire bathroom
>comes out with bloody knuckles
>walks straight out of house
>hours later he comes back
>he staggers about and slurs his words
>he does this for the next year
>loses his job
>gets divorced from my mother
>he becomes an alcoholic
>ends up at rehab
>comes out clean as a whistle
>seems like a completely different person
>ends up back with my mother
>she cheats on him
>he becomes a homeless alcoholic
>he drunkenly tells me that he fucking hates me
>haven't seen him in 5 years
>mfw my birthday was the day my father pretty much died
How's life as a male who has little to no chest hair/beard?
Trips and I'll post mine and my house phone number
fuck it HERE WE GOOOOOOO
You're still on good terms with Dad, right anon? What are you getting him?
why is it that when chewing every once in a while my jaw suddenly misaligns and almost twitches shut?
it hurts my teeth and is startling. I fear that one day I am going to chip a tooth.
I've got a misaligned jaw. Shit isn't funny and gave me lisp that lasted all through high school. Stopped me from becoming social at all. Its honestly extremely fucking stressful and looks ugly as well. I hope one day to get surgery to fix it.
who /gave up/ here?
it just wanst meant to be
>stacey bitch i used to know got arrested for drugs and is in the paper
is there a better feel than this?
Give me the dirtiest, most humiliating, most degenerate, most fucked up BBC cuckold sissy porn that you have. I want something that will make me cum gallons and make me proud of my degeneracy.
>tfw no apogenous bf
>C'mon Anon, you promised!
i-is this what a vagina looks like? i've never seen one in my life
do any robots wanna talk and just be friends? my discord is perezoso#7260