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I was a /bully/ but only till they showed me they had enough self respect to stand up for themselves. I only congratulated 2 people for growing a spine.

>>38798261
id have probably beat your ass for thinking you had any right to congratulate me on standing up for myself

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>>38798279
ok tuff guy

>>38798115
fuck off back to >>>/tv/, plebian nigger

whenever a trumper reads something like this they imagine that the left is collectively circlejerking thinking "haha ow owow now hes done for haha this is it this is the one"

>>38798115
Post the screencap.
I can't imagine the mental gymnastics leftists are willing to do to compare Trump with somebody that tortures and kills innocents just for fun.

you know its IQs, right retard? If it was IQ it would be only 1. This is probably your IQs loser

>>38798047
125
I'm sure if I did some brain training shit it would easily go up to 130 which is genius level.

>>38798306
hah you sound like a fucking nerd lol

>I took a dick up my butt
>but I'm not gay

>>38798043
>do some raiding together
>raid some more
>gang makes it big
>chad wants to get it on with employers daughter
>maybe not gay
>tough he took it up the butt once
>other gang leaders get jelly
>they try to assassinate our chad
>almost kill daughter
>people say chad saved her
>chad now hero
>other leaders even more jelly
>but now its our time to strike

>>38798131
it was a black guy, very persuading
couldnt say no

I would like to keep my facial aesthetics and hair and beard genetics 100% the same I just wish I was super tall and big framed so I could get power lifter huge

>>38798042
Opposite for me
brrrrrraaaaaap

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I really want a strong jawline

What the FUCK is wrong with white people? Holy shit

WHITE GENOCIDE WHEN???

White trash redneck garbage.

>>38798007
Nice photoshop, idiot.

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>wake up
>still poor

>tfw you suffer through a few days of severe pain just because you don't wanna make a phone call to set up a dentist appointment
>only severe infections with facial swelling can do that and has, twice

>>38797854
Maybe you should brush your teeth for once in your life faggot

You need to ride the bike with your arms

Seriously do ittt

Wrong board, faggot.
>>>/fit/ is that way

>he wants a mutilated dick and a kike gf
Ok, anon.

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>>38797857
>kike gf
What's wrong with that? Pretty Jewish girls are my fetish.

You really want a girlfriend/wife who's a blank slate? What fun is that?

> he gets surgery
>still looks exactly the fucking same

>>38797744
>being this mad that a fatass can be more successful and outgoing than you, and isn't a virgin
robots BTFO

>>38797744
that shit gonna back lash in his autistic lgbt community

>>38797694
u gotta switch senpai...... start drinking lots of caffeine instead maybe...

>>38797694
>im not addicted per se but i just stay bored and use it as entertainment
literally what every addict says before they realize they are addicted

Literally just stop doing them retard. How else can you stop unless you stop?

Am I being trolled?

out of all the konosuba girls, you choose the worst. why?

>>38797697
this.
but they are all shit though. if i had to choose one girl from the shows it would be yunyun

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>>38797697
what's wrong with her? what's wrong with your taste in women?

>>38797670
straight off that cliff desu

what happens if I dont find a girl in 2 weeks anon? what are the consequences?

The bigger problem here is finding the girl to go on the date with, not where the date will be.

This is when you need to start rationing it son

Also pro tip: next time you get a bag take a few nugs out and put it in a separate but safe spot then forget about it

>>38797639
confirmed 14

Wahahaahahhahahaha you fucking moron! Smoke weed every day you ninny! You fucking ninny muggins! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! You ever do that? Get fucking stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON... WEED... And crank one out??

>>38797597
You might spoil your dinner

Nice bait faggot

>>38797597
Don't do it OP. Your breath can only be so minty fresh. Just think of the cavities.

you don't have the balls, you don't have near enough heuvos, put them back in the container like the cowardly faggot you are, always have been, and always will be