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>>34588549
Are you the guy that got caught sniffing his moms panties?

>>34588558
no

oregonal

Are you the guy living near the food4less in katella?

>>34588530
>all robots want is for a female to not be fat and to be a virgin
>women call this unrealistic
What the fuck

I agree with pretty much everything you said OP, you should only ever get married if you're going to get 100% of the benefits of having a wife. Once that's impossible then there is no reason.

Find and post some Viola Bailey.

I don't really give a fuck how about keep your rants in one thread

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>>34588502
>he doesn't fap to 4D

>>34588526
>he doesn't fap to infinite-dimensional Hilbert spaces

>>34588502
>1D
>not superior 0D
Fapping to dimensions is for existencecucks

Her only bad feature's her teeth. Nothing braces can't fix.

>>34588482
she is not butterface, just by not being fat she is easily 7+/10, also she is constantly hounded on by Chads, I wouldn't even exist to her

Only if she had a smashing body and huge tits.

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roastie dyke whore

>>34588471
p-p-p-puh-p-p-pokemon ma'am

>>34588471
Gym, running, reading literature, history.

>>34588447
poor kid

sex is nice

>there are people on this board who are unironically still virgins

>>34588447
rich adult

abstinence isn't mean

>that prolapsed flesh sock
>virgin
nobody is going to believe that anon

>>34588400

That's my fetish. I love blown out puss, I love it on my face as I jack off. I love fingering and getting them wet enough to fist. I love to feel my dick in that loose puss. My dream is to jack off inside a big puss like that.

>>34588434
>I love to not feel my dick in that loose puss
fixed that for you

>>34588396
I'll be happy. Instead of reading other people's personal problems, I can just improve myself.

move to my backup-chan

>>34588441
What's stopping you from doing it now?

How does it feel being a cuck anon?

>>34588382
Well, right now my girlfriend is probably being fucked by another guy in the other room while I'm washing the dishes, so I'd say pretty awful.

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>>34588361

Then break up with her, get a good job, work out and start dating co- workers. Stop giving too much of a fuck. Tell her you don't like the open relationship, so you want out, or you want her to stop.

Be a man, most importantly. Just be a man. Do what you want to do, when you want to do it and the women will appreciate you much more than when you where bowing to their whims.

If you are a bitch man and just follow your woman like a dog they don't respect you, if you do what you want they try their hardest to keep you interested in them.

Be a man.

>>34588342
no window?

otherwise, just do it at 3am

>>34588342
>piss bottles

Fucking degenrate

>>34588368
>Fucking degenrate
Fucking retard.

>>34588330
Kek, thanks for reminding me of this site. Reminded me of this flash I saw when I was young: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43235

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>>34588330
ah the nostalgia. i remember playing these old flash games. my little brother was playing an app a while ago and i recognized it as a game i played a long time ago. (bloons)

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>>34588330
i'm still visiting that site
because it's not dead. so much good memories with full autism

b-b-b-bump
can't mute me

>>34588328
Smoke a lot of weed senor it's the best way.

just literally dont give a fuck.

Ive reached that level, literally not anxious about ANYTHING anymore (bar tfw no gf, but i get pussy anyway so meh).

Drink a bunch of alcahol or smoke a bunch of weed and write down your insecurities. Dont throw it away or anything, just have it somewhere. It helps.

>the alcahol or weed will help you be more honest with yourself.

same reason males have a complex about their height and penis

>r9k: reee why don't roasties like an ugly guy like me
>roasties: reee why don't men like old hags like me

when she takes off her shirt, she has a shit stain on her shoulder.

completely ruins it

also, why do you care? This is the greatest revenge of man. At the end of the day, we will always win. Roasties have a ticking time bomb in their wombs, while robots who have the audacity to improve their lives with education, working out and staying healthy ultimately win once we reach our thirties. I can date an 18 year old girl for all I care and our roastie contemporaries can suck it.

>inb4 doesn't get better

It gets better for those who want to make it better.

good for you man

i dont have a job but just had an interview for a hr firm

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>>34588337
Nice anon, I hope it'll work out for you

>>34588318
Night time security.
Make 14.19 usd/hr to do nothing basically. I bring my laptop, phone, books, 3ds and vita and just waste time until morning.
They're thinking of promoting me to shift leader. Can you believe that? I love my job.

Ate out my oneitis. Told me nows the time to lose my virginity, couldn't get hard. Now we don't even talk

She rubbed my cock under a blanket and I blew a huge load

>>34588213
>>34588215
how old were you guys?