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>>34325715
$0. Fuck that. I'm fine being 5'4.

>>34325715
only thing i ever got from being 6'5" is being ultra skinny and constantly running into shit with my head when i walk into buildings or get onto buses

>>34325715
Well I currently have $4000 that I don't need immediately. I'd spend that for three inches so I could be a solid 6'0". I'd do 2000 for two inches and 500 for one inch.

i'm done filtering my thoughts to make up for how i feel and trying to seem like i'm not exactly like everyone else... but at the same time that's exactly how i feel. just like all the other girls, except not nearly as good enough. i didn 't evne make any sort of level and i even went backwards....i'm not any type i don't even have an identity

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man mirai nikki was one of those chinktoons that i felt was objectively pretty mediocre, but boy, i sure loved that shit

sry i don't have any advice but i'll read text-vomit if you want, i have a lovely 10 hour shift ahead of me due to some coworker kikery

why is it so hard to be different? without acting out? i don't know why i want to be special... i don't know why i crave attention i'm not even good enough for... why can't i be content with my life? i have some friends online and i have a decent parent. that's all i should need ....

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>>34325674
>she oftem had fits of terrible rage likely related to severe sexual frustration
>her mother would never let her date

Man i really wish i could have relived some of that frustration

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>>34325714
>her new buxsom figure caught the eyes of many men

I bet

>tfw no one cares about my historic waifu

oh well

Stupid American question: have seen these threads and variations of this pic for ages... how does it work? Does each person add something to it so the pic evolves over time?

Love the pic tho.. Hits close to home

>>34325708
nah there's just one guy who makes an OP image. Not sure how a yank can have this image hit close to home though since it basically sums up present day britain.

>>34325768
Tbqh senpai it's just wojak in the Pepe hoodie that hits close to home. Feels like me walking down the street

And you make $8/H you fucking ho

>>34325659
>not using self checkouts when you have to go out
Fuck off normies

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>>34325659
had that 5$ wrapped around my dick all day, have fun touching it after i let it get dry.

What did you mean by this?

Not trying to be funny. I don't understand what you're saying.

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>tfw ur 40 layered irony is taken to heart and inspected

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"Irony" is fucking cancer, I can't wait till it stops being fashionable to falseflag and act like a complete retard.

>>34325587
>that kid who everyone was cool with in school but no one knew about outside of school

i have no idea why but people generally thought i was cool. good thing most people never talked to me or that would've been shattered fast

>that kid who's only friends were his teachers

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>>34325587
>components of a sandwich
>constructed the sandwich

what the fuck is this autismo talk

Have you actually left the country?

>>34325624
Why would he, considering how bad all other countries are?

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>>34325578
>every other country other than America
And the UK, aka the 51st state

>>34325545
Crooked glasses mean crooked ears

2/10 would not bang

>>34325545
It's because you think 4chan memes are real life

>muh degeneracy
>muh virgin
>muh values

grow up

>>34325831
man that's such a fuckin lame joke i mean come on now, just look at that disgusting outie belly button why the fuck didn't that thing fall off or something what the shit is that? i dont want to be rude but outies are gross.

We killed him.

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>>34325525
Pretend that he isn't.

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magnificent meme machine manhandling a monumentous mountain of misused messages

>>34325516
FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID NIGGERS YOU DON'T KNOW THE STRUGGLE OF BEING A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE IN THIS COUNTRY

>If i say yes,will i be raped?

Naw my nigga. I ain't, lost that shit in high school to this chick named Linda. She was ugly but her tiddies was big so I was like, fuck it.

>>34325508
Never because there the most disgusting, I went to india last year and it was a total shithole, people were actually shitting in the streets. the designated shitting street meme is actually real I thought it was a joke

>>3432550g
Go shit on someone's street you currynigger pajeet

>>34325508
>>34325597
>>34325653

This is bait you deluded retards. You're replying to your own echo chamber.

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>tfw physically, endocrinologically, literally, quintessentially, LITERALLY incapable of growing a beard

It only feels itchy for about a week or two at most.

>>34325500
>growing one feel so itchy and uncomfortable
for you

>>34325484
They're idiots. People say alot of stupid shit, speaking of, you mentioned religion...

Diet soda is just as unhealthy for you as regular soda.

That being said if you don't care and it's a matter of taste then idgaf

Because it's very, very bad for you either way and drains the calcium from your bones, and artificial sweetner is poison. Just drink full sugar or cut it out entirely, unless you're one of those strange people who enjoy the taste more.

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>>34325473

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gfgUUZj24Y
Originalo !!

>>34325473
Have we had one of these threads before?

I ask because when I tried to post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk the robot muted me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbS6IZl8b_Y
No one will listen to this