File: 6OBggRY.jpg (128KB, 900x600px) Image search:
[Google]
128KB, 900x600px
>tfw twink top
>tfw no 6'5" muscle bear bf who loves me to roughly and intensively pound his hairy hole while I'm not allowing him to scream by plugging his mouth with a towel
13 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36910745
Twink top makes no sense, just accept your place as the grill.
>>
>>36911669
You failed your triple, which means your post is false
>>
>>36910745
Wasn't that Kane the wrestler (in Troy)? Or am I getting mixed up?
File: 1481053124579.jpg (16KB, 320x320px) Image search:
[Google]
16KB, 320x320px
How many times have you been rejected?
>32
82 Posts / 18 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36910721
>0
I wait for them to come and they never come so the answer is 0
>>
Once, for my height. I have rejected a lot more women than I have been rejected by or even approached.
>>
>>36910721
>0, I never tried
But if you count the times I've been ghosted, it would be like 8 or 9.
File: 1487651228753.png (431KB, 471x470px) Image search:
[Google]
431KB, 471x470px
So... when is that girl supposed to enter my life and pull me out of this hole of despair and misery? I would climb out myself, but it's really deep and there's no light. I need help...
41 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36910704
>girl supposed to enter my life and pull me out of this hole of despair and misery?
You're joking right? No one will do that except you.
>>
>>36910732
/thread
No girls wants a guy who will bring his misery to her life.
>>
>>36910798
But guys will bend over backwards to save a girl.
Is the opposite never practiced?
File: cucked.jpg (1MB, 1600x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 1600x1200px
Got terrible test grades in easy classes back today :(
I'm not smart, everyone says I'm smart, I'm not smart.
I have no future, I'm in my 30s, all my work experience is shit, I suck at college, too old for trades, no one wants to hang out with me but will send me pity emails. I don't even relate to the people at church. No one wants to board game any more with me. I don't have a single friend at this shitty college.
6 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
File: sadturtle2.jpg (116KB, 925x754px) Image search:
[Google]
116KB, 925x754px
sad turtle forever
>>
what subject are you studying at college?
>>
>>36911368
accounting, but I'm just taking low lvl math courses atm because my highschool didn't have any math
File: 1487551386925.jpg (49KB, 548x549px) Image search:
[Google]
49KB, 548x549px
ITT:
>x found the y thread
EXCEPT
>it has to be real
Here are the shameful things people in my life have found
>mom found goatse.cx in the internet history
>dad found the half-empty morningglory seed bag
>older brother found the hand-drawn nudes of a picasso-esque girl with a huge fucking bush
>mom found the stolen boxers
>plumber found the standing cumwater
>dad found the girl's ballet shoe
>campus security found the bong full of diet dr. pepper
88 Posts / 20 Images
View this topic
>>
>mom found the "boobs" "butt" "ass" "naked ass" and "vagina" Google image searches
>Mom washed the cum blanket
>Mom saw the used condoms
>Friend found the homemade dildo
>Landlord found the dirty Fleshlight
>Mom noticed the stolen panties
>Brother saw the porn folder
>>
you guys really need to hide your shit better
>>
>mom found the hentai I printed off of a game from newgrounds
I fell asleep after fapping and left it out.
I ended up burning it and the rest of the stash when she wasn't around.
l'm 23 and I feel overwhelmingly "basic". I feel as if people are constantly staring at my monstrous, asymmetrical features (five head, giant nose, weird lines around one side of my mouth, super long philtrum, asymmetrical lips/cheeks) and terrible skin. You don't notice my acne scars in the pictures because I cannot bring myself to take a photo any closer to my face. There are days that I don't want to get out of bed due to my skin - and when I do drag myself out of bed, I want to cry when I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I just want to know if my asymmetry is as noticeable to other people as it is when l look in the mirror.
25 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36910423
F I V E H E A D
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>
non myspace angle
>>
>>36910423
Honestly the thing you should be most self-concious over is your odd breasts.
File: classic sad pepe.jpg (23KB, 385x385px) Image search:
[Google]
23KB, 385x385px
Is suicide by train painless? It's gotta be right, It just rolls over your head and you die?
I'm considering this method. The train would be a freight train, so would a slow moving train do the job? And by "job" I mean "quick and painless".
I feel bad about doing this to whoever is driving the train, but I can't take this life any longer.
There is also a metro train albeit farther away, but that factors in way more people just going about their day, I wouldn't want to involve them, or have them see my dead body.
Tips please, because this seems like the cheapest (no cost) and surefire way to get this done.
66 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
lay neck along either rail
wait for a train
enjoy death
>>
>>36910401
Yes I get the logistics just fine Anon... What I am asking is would this be quick and painless, considering it is a slow moving freight train?
>>
>>36910401
Don't do this. Lay your head itself on the rail so your skull is popped like a watermelon.
>>36910408
Even slow moving trains actually go pretty fast. Fast enough that you won't feel a thing.
File: 1494270442265.jpg (193KB, 1280x819px) Image search:
[Google]
193KB, 1280x819px
>Open your trunk
>See this
Wat do?
23 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
let her out and call the police
>>
suck on her udders like a good boy
>>
>>36910367
Dump her in the nearest river.
File: sadpepe.jpg (29KB, 640x480px) Image search:
[Google]
29KB, 640x480px
ITT: Autistic stories
I'll start
> be me
> 19 y.o, in a bar after prom
> dancing with a 9/10 grill, she seems into me
> autism.exe activated
> bring the girl to my friend who was sitting at bar and introduce him
> hand him over my spare condom
> leave the bar and go home
> wake up next day, find out he has fucked her that night
> 3 years later, I am still a KHV
19 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Ouch.
Originale.
>>
>>36910245
Well if nothing else I bet your friend appreciated the free pussy, do you still talk to him?
>>
>>36910245
>> hand him over my spare condom
>> wake up next day, find out he has fucked her that night
What the fuck did you expect to happen?
File: 1494406015915.png (409KB, 343x450px) Image search:
[Google]
409KB, 343x450px
Hey guys i have something to confess.Im not a trap, i dont torture animals and i never got raped by my brother.Im actually a 40 yr old guy that go raped by a priest (that girl in the pic is actually my niece)
That caused me lots of trauma and gave me problems making friends.The only way i could get human interaction is by pretending to be a sociopathic trap online.
Sorry for lying guys.
37 Posts / 13 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36910098
You're niece's digits please
>>
>>36910108
Stop bein a pedo
>>
File: 1493292176273.jpg (38KB, 675x570px) Image search:
[Google]
38KB, 675x570px
Just a reminder that this is what Piety sounds like.
https://clyp.it/ypnr5jea
File: 8v2M4-Vu.png (114KB, 267x267px) Image search:
[Google]
114KB, 267x267px
>be me
>19, neet
>Cant get laid because of autism
>Go in to take a shower one day
>Floor is wet, steamy
>Sisters clothing is on the floor
>Great idea
>Sniff sisters socks, they are dirty and good so I put them in my pocket
>Turn shower on so no one can hear me
>Begin smelling my sisters dirty panties
>Very enjoyable and fapping vigorously
>After licking the flavor off of them my horny brain decides it's a good idea to wrap them around my dick while I cum
>I get cum all over them, ball them up and leave them on the floor next to the washer
>Mid shower, sister knocks asking to get her clothes
>Pokerface.jpg
>S-sure, go ahead
>Finish washing, panties are gone and ONE OF HER FUCKING SOCKS IS MISSING FROM MY PANTS POCKET
>Was movie night but it was just me and my parents, sister stayed in her room
>It's been at least two hours and she hasn't shown her face or come out of her room
How badly did I fuck up?
13 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Dude just put the panties/sock in her laundry basket, and if she asks just say you accidentally put them there when you dropped off your clothes, or better yet just feign ignorance and say your mother put them there.
This situation might not be nearly as pitiful as you think. I've read much more life-destroying greentexts of autistic horror than this.
>>
Good job alienating your family
>>
She probably thinks you just splashed water on the pantsu. And your clothes got tangled up.
I think you should be proactive in this if you want to get out of it unscathed. Ask her not to leave her dirty clothes on the floor and put them in the laundry hamper from now on because "somehow" her sock got in your pocket and it stinks.
File: 58fef4b8387260559c6d4c576f163eeb.jpg (210KB, 1920x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
210KB, 1920x1200px
DAE have a fear of flying on planes? The cosmic radiation scares the shit out of me.
47 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>cosmic radiation
>>>/x/
>>
>>36909946
Fuck off retard how the fuck would that possibly be /x/
>>
>>36910054
thinking that the extra dose of radiation you get from flying will seriously hurt you is pretty /x/-tier retarded
File: hmM6meEh3f-6.png (19KB, 300x250px) Image search:
[Google]
19KB, 300x250px
Just a reminder
Please do NOT speak to me before I've had my first morning coffee
You know how grumpy I am in the morning
72 Posts / 18 Images
View this topic
>>
I have some cold coffee sitting on the table and I have a headache. And I have to take a shit and I know the coffee will make it nuclear.
Word of advice, DON'T talk to me.
>>
>>36909805
Let me know when your ready to chat
Just make sure you don't talk to me first though unless I've had my coffee
>>
>>36909790
Fucking gay shit, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
File: 1444299464929.jpg (85KB, 454x453px) Image search:
[Google]
85KB, 454x453px
>have 7x5 cock
>roommate tells calls it big every time we fuck
Why does she have to lie? can't she just say nothing... Does she actually think I don't know how unimpressive my dick is?
17 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36909689
It's bigger than like 70% of men, also FUCK OFF NORMIE WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE
>>
>5" circumference
>On 7"
That must look really weird. My dick is 5.5" around and looks kinda thin.
>>
>>36909689
Bigger than average my brotha.
File: 1494382522611.jpg (38KB, 620x844px) Image search:
[Google]
38KB, 620x844px
I am a failed Chad normie.
Going back to my old robot life , what do ?
I miss you guys. At least this time I got a gf kek.
11 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1494385006224.jpg (59KB, 960x960px) Image search:
[Google]
59KB, 960x960px
I've also became more right leaning plus found an Interest in NatSoc/white nationalism.
>>
>>36909612
>At least this time I got a gf kek.
>I've also became more right leaning plus found an Interest in NatSoc/white nationalism.
Marry her and have at least three children
>>
File: 517EADDB-1.jpg (127KB, 722x1280px) Image search:
[Google]
127KB, 722x1280px
>>36909880
I plan on marrying her, she is down for kids too. I used to be anti kid but she has made me change my mind about it.
But she is really normie , I amma need to red pill her fully soon. I've just given her the tip of what I know. But I feel like she will more away from her ghetto habits. Aka her acting more Latino than white. ( she is mixed half/half ) I plan on fixing that hopefully soon.
But overall she is a good gf and I love her dearly.