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Take your conspiracy theories to /x/.

Holy fuck. 0mg!

>>36317538
nigga put the damn bong down for one second

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>>36317468
Same group of dancers

>>36317468
>>36317475
Far left k

Center right looks like a good choice. Others aren't really my type.

homosexuals can't be robots, get out

That tattoo is a huge turn off, that being said how slutty is a heart tattoo on ass?

Lol he has the Avril Lavigne tattoo

i wasn't interested in replying to you at first because seeking validation and posting your picture here is a sign of insecurity in itself

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Damn. You're sexy.

>>36317453
it's his school bully retard

>>36317421
>he didn't know that this site lets you see how many posters are in each thread.

this hurts to read, poor guy

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>>36317569
All I saw was 10 / 1 / 1 / 11

It hurt like a bitch to read each message he wrote. It was mostly stuff like,

"Hope you feel better anon."

"Thanks. I hope I can make it."

"Hang in there bud. Like the other guy said, don't end it."

"I'll try to keep going. Thanks for caring."

Tfw

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You'll all be missed, my dear rowboats.
It was a pleasure growing up with you guys!

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>>36317397
This is a side of me which I try to suppress.
>At place where I eat
>Girl looks my way orierginolaoi
>I'm visibly awkward
>I can tell she's noticing it
This is not my worst, but can't think of any funny sperg moments right now

Sometimes i just can't stop myself from sperging out

>>36317738
OP here, they aren't limited to funny, they can be cringey too.

>Take valuable object
>Hold it over dangerous height or pool of water
>Get really tingly as you think about letting it go and loosen grip a little bit
>Quickly withdraw it to your pockets with blood now rushing.

Parasites and disease tend to fuck shit up

>>36317487
So does winter, but white people managed to figure that one out.

>>36317519
white people also figured parasites and disease out

Relax, you've said it yourself, when you meet you'll know her true intentions

>>36317366
straight up ask her what she sees in you that makes her want to talk to you

Good reason: Probably OK

"because you are kind/caring/listen to my problems/etc.": red flag

kek show us that scar you redditfag

Cheers lad, I panicked there

>>36317145
>New Persona
>New FUCKING ZELDA
>'N-No generic shooter is the biggest thing in gaming right now don't look at sells. Cuck cuck cuck'
Bigot and stupid, common combo.

To the 9am lad. You used to being up of a night? If so just stick it out for like 2 weeks. Will take a while to get used to being a day walker.
>assumptions

>Start burning holy moly buildings
Ok Varg, peace be with you too

Stop watching Varg

It's been awhile dude. You used to hang out here all the time.

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yeah, time for a new one. maybe let her know, though, even if she doesn't read it for awhile.
while you're at it get me one too pls idc if a girl lives half the world away from me as long as she cares that i exist that'll be fine

>>36317275
>only 4 weeks

you're heartless

she ghosted you move on my friend

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it looks cooler if you tint the photos to match your wall paint

>>36317192
No but I was thinking of have a pepe painting made

I would do that but since I'm not living alone that's not gonna happen.

those gondolas are nice

>>36317190
Here are some ideas I wanted him to draw, and sent to him, but he never did. They're not really arousing, but they're supposed to be political commentary.

>Mike Pence fucking two traps bloody, with tears, screaming, and everything, punching their teeth out and shit; he then moves them to a bathtub and electrocutes them (while fucking them) to a golden brown. They are later served, de-limbed and headless, at a White House banquet.
Imagine how fun that would be to post in response to /pol/friends.

>Shota!Shadman being imprisoned for bad art and raped to death by niggers, with the classic "cock tearing out the through the front of the abdomen" routine at the end, title is "by popular request"
Moralfags wouldn't be able to bear seeing their fantasies about the guy realized, and I expect a lot of them would suicide.

>>36317190
>shad's art continues to get worse
So when there's thousands of fucking fetish artists out there theses days that do much better why do people still fap to shad's shit tier art?

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>>36317372
>expecting people to commit suicide over a shadman picture
you must be new here

I lost my virginity at 20. First kiss at 18. You're a liar. You can probably make it at any age. All you need is a lack of shame.

>>36317174
I lost my virginity at 22 and suddenly started having sex and dating pretty successfully after a decade of being a loser. Stop fucking with people, back when I didn't know any better posts like these made me wanna give up on life.

>>36317213
You are here so I am right.

Aryan space magnets

her mouth
looka lika
~

Drink your milk like a normal person and finish your breakfast.