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>>38638830
I couldn't give less of a shit

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>>38638830
transfags make shit soilders look at manning fag

http://4chan.org/pol

u good bruh?

>>38638758
I don't hate them for indulging but i hate them for not letting me get indulged with them as well.

>>38638758
>Ideally I want to date a virgin and only virgins from now on and cuddle then and maybe have sex months or a year later when she is ready.
>tfw this is supposed to be the norm

>If she's into things like pic related I could never consider her girlfriend material or even a friend.
why not?

>>38638745
I guarantee you I can last longer than Chad, if nothing else. He never spent years death gripping it.

>>38638745
Chad isn't as caring and generous as me. She may prefer Chad's dick but she'll prefer me as a companion

>>38639839
I hope you don't genuinely believe that nonsense, silly

>>38638732
If you had sex why are you killing yourself

Go somewhere really exotic like a rainforest or mountains or Coral reef snorkeling

>>38638845
cut off your dick on a live stream, fuck yourself with it, then kill yourself on stream.

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>>38638691
I do this as well. It's nice that they let you know that you blocking their ads hurts them.

Makes me want to block them even more.

>>38638691
>turn off adblock because they asked nicely
>video adverts with sound
>turn adblock back on

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>>38638729
>c-can you p-p-please not b-block our ads mister?
what a bunch of retards. they could just make it so the site doesn't ever work if it detects that you have adblock, but they'd rather beg like a bunch of little bitches instead I suppose.

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>>38638676
I've never liked MMORPGs, even though I tried a lot, because I've always played solo. Why? No friends to play with, never managed to get into a group.

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>>38638676

Lvl 111 combat in OSRS reporting in.

I'm a loner because most of the clans/ clan chats are full of retards and cancer.
Sometimes it's good to be a lone wolf if the community is full of shit. Also, meeting other loners is awesome.

Don't have many friends and the ones I have like other stuff I like, can't really make new friends. Gw2 is forgiving though as long as I go solo necro.

>>38638671
Icon pack, please

How long did it take did your to get a match? I didn't get any after a couple days and gave up

>>38639306
It's the Delta icon pack

i do masturbate with my foreskin, makes me cum super fast

>>38638635
Iv never suffered from phismosis but I do like to play with my foreskin when I'm jacking off.

>>38638635
>Does anyone else who isn't circumcised masturbate with their foreskin over their penis head?
I think that's how I usually masturbate

>Also, does anyone else cum into your foreskin by pinching the tip once you start cumming and then waddling to the toilet to clean up?
Haven't done that in a long time

>>38638634
/a/ is the other way, weeb.

>>38638652
found the newfag

btw hanako IS the best girl

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>>38638652
>/a/ is the other way, weeb
That's really cool newfriend

>>38638526
Balkanized

Money hungry, gold digging whores.
They're skinny and very pretty but don't let them fool you into thinking they're not demons.
t. A guy who lived in the Balkans for 7 years

>>38638526

Does Bulgaria count as Balkan?

I know a bulgarian girl, she's quite abrasive at times and laughs alot and has quite a nasty sense of humor. She's a bit more traditional than the local girls too. Definitely fun to be around

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>>38638511
You gave her the confidence to go after Chad , he's buttfuccing her right now as you post

That was Serenity/Hazel/Bailey. They're a catfish. Don't get so caught up on it.

>>38638511
>qt on r9k
Yeah it was a guy catfishing you for kicks. Don't take it too hard and dont use anonymous sites as ways to meet women.

I think I'm unique among robots in that I've never been ghosted, but thats mostly because I take no as an answer and demand straightforwardness/honesty when they give excuses like maybe later.

I'm not a millionaire

>using hollywood stars to make a point
cancer like you is cancer since puahate and misc days

That woman is probably 5'5"

Heaven all wrapped up in a star

>>38638454
In my experience, nothing

>>38638454

A bit like sweat

nobdoies perfect

>be leech that harms others and the health system
>be leech that avoids everyone in his room

Whatever helps you sleep at night junkie.

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>400 dollars a month to become a stinky addict
>fapping and porno is free with an internet connection

Why are virgins on this board making so much false-equivalence lately?

Reply to my fucking thread or I'll cut... I-I swear!

Good thing my language doesn't have an equivalent for that

>>38638341
How come stuff like this pisses you off? There's a dude at my work who calls me "lil' buddy" but I don't mind.