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>>35196236
any person who really uses Plebbit is a degenerate pleb

1. Go to reddit.com
2. Ask there

Put a feature in where to make an account you have to put in your address and zip code, so if you post something stupid it'll allow you to be drone struck

Why is his penis wearing a poncho?

>>35196231
The obesity rate is very low there (but increasing due to dietary westernization), so they'd be undesirable to anyone but fetishists.

>>35196271
>Why is his penis wearing a poncho?
to protect it from smog

>>35195977
Aw Adrian is a cute

>>35195977
>tfw animals are better than people
>tfw I can eat chocolate

Well....I mean I guess I have some sort of advantage?

i has a big ol pupper

Irish setter :) named Red

My best pal, he likes belly rubs and barking at squirrels

I call him Bob Barker when he gets all barky n stuff

When he dies I'm going to blow my fucking head off.

Um mine just comes out normal with leftover nut mixed in. Yeah I may have to push a bit cause i just nutted but when it flows, it flows normal.

i usually get the two headed stream sometimes 3 or even 4

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>>35195819
>spum
Fuck is wrong with you?

This is very interesting. I'm afraid of the Deep Web, but I met a guy this summer who actually worked for the OHS who'd get drugs on Level 4. He was like it's nothing.

>>35195809
I don't even know how to access deep web but I've always wanted to

>>35196020
you dont need to fear the deep web. its just like the surface web only that navigating is a bit more difficult. As long as you stay away from cp and dont post any sensitive information about yourself, you are safe

>>35195752

Love licking and sucking on a juicy pussy.

>>35195752
lil before to get her excited, and then more after (with girls who dont orgasm from penetration)

>>35195752

Why can't he be tonguing my butthole instead?

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>>35195639
Completely false. The notion that you could cast off your genetical and instinctual needs for a purpose and something greater and simply replace it with material good is ludicrous. You will remain, or become depressed again and not be comfortable, unless you seek something to live for and there is nothing intellectually supreme about being a materialistic hedonist.
Though tfw no gf anons are really brainlets. Bunch of slightly failed 18-year-old normies who think their life is fucked because they're virgins.

>>35195639
Absolutely correct, I am entering last stage

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>>35195639
I'm not even sure what to think anymore.........

This is actually really alpha posture

fucking niggers

I put my thumbs in my butt!

filthy fucking faggots

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Shut the fuck up, it's the epitome of masculinity.

cant i just fuck the man?

only if I hate him, otherwise I'd refuse. and if he's my friend, I would also inform him of his wife's infidelity

Only if it's his fetish and he wants me to.
As soon as I see a woman that's in a relationship I lose every romantic interest in her.

yes. because they are cute and usually nice. Most of my normie friends also prefer huskier/chubby guys as well.

>>35195482
I like fat guys because they tend to be A LOT funnier than skinny men. Also (obviously) they tend to have good taste in food.

All in all I could never date a skelly because I love food and would want to share that with someone

>>35195482
Go to the gym you fatso

>>35195478
i'm really gifted at rapping

possibly gifted enough that it will pull me out of NEEThood one day

>>35195491
I wish you luck, I think I'm quite a talented singer and hope that it does the same for me.

I'm really good at shitting in my own mouth

>>35195352
so you dont have to leave your room to piss.

duh,cmon op think!

>>35195352
Because some people are both lazy and disgusting

Because I don't leave my room when someone visits my parents.

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>>35195337
Make sure you get her pregnant with superior blasian babies and all that hybrid vigor goodness

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>>35195337
as a blackbot that dude is living every wet dream I've ever had. I'm a literal weeb (pic relateD) where is my qt asian gf?

>>35195397
>can't even post a picture the correct way up
>black """""people"""""

>>35195208
I haven't anon,. 28 years and counting.

>>35195208
How's it feel knowing you'll be alone all your life even after you die?

It's pretty fucking funny to me that you'll always be sad and not me as I continue to spite people for laughs.

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>>35195208
having friends isn't much better, they're just bullies who you hang out with, and in the end you become no better than them.
friends are a meme

Good luck. Gonna need an extensive report when/if you come back

>>35195186
wait were u going

>>35195186
Its a small step for mankind, but a big

well i forgot but good luck