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Wouldn't it be easy to knock her up and never talk to her again? I think thatd be pretty funny.

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If you leave her you'll miss her.

If talking to her is hard what I get my online gf to do is read too me.


She'll sit there for hours reading to me, shes read a bunch of classical Russian novels as well as Tolkien and Lewis already.

Audio books are good because I can play strategy games and browse 4chan while she reads to me.

Good luck!

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>>36390582
True she knows my friends though so might backfire

>>36390462
small dick counts too

>>36390462
But you didnt say if you were attractive though. You could have all that and still be ugly. It would explain a lot

how is it hard ? if all you're missing is a gf you've pretty much won already. it'll come in time. just do shit you want, enjoy yourself and see where that brings you (break your boundaries every now and then).

might be an unwelcome shocker for /r9k/ but try turning it around, imagine a gf is all you've got going for you in life. no money, education, possessions, jobs or experience. remember this isn't some cheesy "love conquers all no matter what" movie plot, it's real life and no boss will give a shit about you having smooth talk or a gf. now that's some shitty odds to live life aren't they ?

>>36390427
>Something about Kids in Africa
>Something about wish they could

It's fine, my teeth were worse and my life is good now. Just get the surgery out of the way

Stop consuming sugar


>tfw ignore intense toothache for days until it just goes away randomly

WHEE DENTAL HYGIENE

she looked like a cunt before

>>36390442

and now she looks like the silver surfer, deffo an upgrade imo

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>>36390459
More like the Sulfuric Surfer

Every choice I've ever made in my life has lead me to this moment so regretting it would be pretty pointless. It all happened and there's nothing that will make it not have happened.

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Holy shit that hair is ugly
Can I get killed by someone good looking please

>>36390293
>implying i had a choice in not wasting it

>>36390259
Whereabouts in Asia?

>>36390259

I hate that youre asian too.

Feels bad man.

>>36390259
But your countries and peoples are beautiful and innocent. You are just out of place, go to your people's land. It way better than the crummy west. As a white guy I wish I was asian, well east asian.

like a clit

Attached to long brown roast beef flaps

>>36390285

Near an ass that's so skinny it doesn't have buttcheeks, it's just an anus...an anus just hanging down a little bit off of the pelvis bone

Apparently anorexic people stink like shit too

And the fact that she covers her whole body in several cake layers of makeup- her natural skin must be vile. Oily and raw.

Break into her house and eat her ass

>ywn again be this much of a pathetic orbiter
She's probably fucking laughing at you.

You're laying onto her too much you moron. She probably has 4 others guys who are messaging her. Stop thinking so insular and ask yourself why would she talk with you, what do you offer besides the other people messaging her. She obviously isn't looking for a relationship if her life is fucked up. I don't understand why so many guys think a girl wants a relationship when she's dealing with internal shit.

>she has good standards
>told me she liked me

>>36390204
robots can t feel love they only feel lust

>>36390204
>dark hair
>green eyes
>very feminine and beatiful
>quiet and observant
>with me she's relaxed, talkative and always smiling
>she's the female version of me
>she makes me feel stuff i did not Know was possible and have never felt before
>she likes me back
>a lot
>we've been playing cat and mouse for 7 months, because we're pretty much the same so we're both playing stupid games with each ot her
>finally things came into their place
>we are 1 step away from dating now and im asking her out tomorrow
>i've liked girls before but nothing come remotely close to this and i feel like she is the one, with every fiber of my body
>one final chance at being happy, this is it

>>36390138
>I just want a fat gf to cuddle with, is that too much to ask?
Yes, it is.

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>>36390138
Apparently yes. I want the same thing.

Same.
But she has to have a giant ass and wide hips and just because they're fat doesn't mean they have those things unfortunately.

>>36390130

Hey look another one of these threads.
Compensate much?

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>>36390130
>implying im not jewish
>implying my father doesnt own a business he "gave" to me (he still does everything)
>implying i got out of bed today

>>36390130
Fuck off Neetcuck, my boss gave me 3 days off because I had to work 14 days straight. Top Kek also my 2 week paycheck is probably twice what you get from the govt once a month, enjoy those poverty tendies made from ground chicken asshole faggot! }:^=D

nice find OP only almost half a year late

>>36390119
>implying national Socialism is bad
>implying Richard spencer isn't very logical
Not even edgy

>>36390119

>go to America
>get shot
>try to leave America
>get beaten because they sold your seat
>After getting dragged out onto the street
>get beaten by democratic protesters being peaceful

such is life in America

>>36390070
I love traveling. I backpacked Europe for 6 months after high school and lived in SEA for almost a year, a year and a half ago. You go to any other countries while in France?

>>36390070
Travelling is a waste of money and time.

if you're from a shitty country maybe, things are pretty nice here. i'm pretty satisfied so far.
will probably go on a bike trip and see some neighbouring countries though

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Oh fuck ya, story time anon. Tell us what she did to you.

>>36390069
If your reason is worthy, please do

And live stream it so the mainstream media can be flooded with Beta uprising bringing more attention to our cause.

BTFO that thot.

They do that here. Except they also do lots of meth now too.

>>36390048
I lived in a town of 1k people in highschool. All the Stacie's chug Chad cock even more because there is literally nothing else to do.

>>36390048
>ywn live in Salem, in the USA.