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how do i become more like the dude? i dont want to be angry anymore
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just stop caring what other people think of you and just do what feels the most comfy for you

that's all
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>>35413381
Have you not seen the movie? The Dude can get angry
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>>35413510
the dude only gets a bit angry when walter starts being a fucking idiot

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>yrw you realize your mother is going to die one day
this is one sick fucking existence aint it?
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>>35413217
>everyone you know, love, and hate is going to die
>you cant do jack shit about it
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>>35413217
no she's not you don't know that
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>>35413217

It took me 3 yers to get over my dog's death, IDK how long Ill get over my mom's death

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Why does this happen?

>tfw I almost dated this chick in hs
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>>35413065
I guess part of it is the
>fucked genetics
She's just making it worse with this guy though.
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>>35413140
well, at least her brother is in the same boat as us
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>>35413744
He's a massive sperg too.

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Come vent at a normie couple, also ballbusting in general..
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*cums in own mouth then spits in your face*
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>>35412959
can the girl in the relationship be my mommy please
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>>35413036
About what i would expect. Cmon let's here some more

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>started talking to a hooker
>booked an appointment for Saturday
>starting to get cold feet

Talk me into this /r9k/
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>>35412555
Don't do it. Why not wait for the perfect girl? You're still young anon

t. KV
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>>35412555
Keep talking to her, if you like. Don't fuck her. Don't pay her for anything.
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>>35412555
Why book so far in advance? Do it that day and go early and be like the first person she fucks that day.
>Saturday
my nigga shell be run through 10 dicks or more by the time she sees you

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>will have enough money in a month to take a trip to Tokyo
>Have no one to go with
>Mum doesn't want me going alone, says i have to atleast go with someone
>Only 2 friends never have any money and the money they do get they spend on weed
>Mum said "Don't worry, you'll find someone to go with

God fucking damn it, i just wanna go and check out Tokyo for a week for fucks sake

Any anon from UK wanna go with me?
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>>35412175
Hey, maybe actually. What's your plan?
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>>35412175
Gross, i hope you get redpilled there tho, people need to stop romanticizing asian women like they are completely different from western ones
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>>35412175
take my neet american boipussy with you OP plz I'd do anything you want ;)

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>Sam Hyde makes below minimum wage
>No chance you will ever reach anywhere near his levels of following or talent.
What crushed your dreams of outputting creative work that makes a profit? Where do we go from here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za8SMmW2tcA
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Am I really alone on this? I thought it would be more common among neets to want to make something on their own terms.
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>>35412324
Hes a pol meme, the normies here dont know much about him
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>Sam Hyde makes below minimum wage

No he doesn't.

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>tfw boss yelled at me and called me a "useless sack of shit" in front of everyone
can anyone give any tips on how to get her to yell at me again without getting fired?
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>>35411882
May I suggest that you actually try being a man and cut the submissive bullshit?
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>>35411882
>>35411919
Don't listen op, get on your knees and take that cock like a good wagie.
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why doesn't she fire you?

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How do you go to the cinema alone?
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No, the cinema sucks. Sometimes I eat out alone.
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>no singIes poIicy
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Well it's too far to walk, so I drive.

j/k I only watch movies at home.

>meet on tinder
>pics show qt asian girl
>we meet up
>she turns out to be 30-50lbs heavier than I expected
>fuck it, go on date anyway
>hit it off pretty well, have similar interests, personalities, etc.
>afterwards, we "mass effect" back at her place.
>her weight is honestly her only flaw.
>we both agreed we want to do it again
What's the verdict? any advice?
also, general practice gf thread
>inb4 REEEEEEEEEE
>Pic semirelated, obv not her, but roughly same body type
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>>35411336
Post pics
Also was she actually Asian?
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>>35411336
>be 100 pound female
>handholdless kissless hugless virgin
>never even been on date
GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
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>>35411336
too fat and gook, keep trying

>befriend black girl in class
>we joke around and shit, hit it off great
>one day she goes to sit with another black dude
>over hear them talking about how she likes a guy
> "You mirin that anon over there?"
> "Ewww no! Lol!"
>mfw

Anyone know this feel? I knew some women were evil but I didn't expect them to do shit like this. I treated her with respect and I'm not really interested in her or anything. I just wanted a new friends. Purely platonic and fell for the black friend meme. Guess /pol/ was right. I dont know.
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Not race anon
Gender
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casshern sins is great
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>>35411323
Annon I could Redpill you at hard about women that you'd turn gay, just be happy you still get attention.

Anyway she probably likes you and is too afraid to admit

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Any Trump supporters here? I'm gonna kick your ass putos.
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>>35410973
You climb over that wall and you get shot. Come at me, bitch ass.
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>>35410973
Eyyyyy Essse!

( stop stealing shit poor mexifag )
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>>35410973
Get back on your side of the border greaseball

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What exactly do normies do at bars/clubs and parties ? Is going there a good way to get a gf ?
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>>35410971
They go to get drunk, have a good time, and pick a bitch up to slam.
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>it's an autist expects a step by step guide to completely undoing a life time of autism and magically just getting a GF by showing up somewhere thread
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>>35411011
What does have a good time mean?

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Damn... based Peterson
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>>35410907
Why does he think that?
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I don't hate women, I've just finally acknowledged what petty, stupid, lowly, base creatures they can be.
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>>35410921
if you hate what it is you're programmed to chase after, you're a broken individual.

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How do I cheat on my fiancee without her finding out?

She's 20, I'm 24.

Was thinking making a fake facebook for tinder and setting the age range to 27+

I don't know anyone who is 27 or older nor do I think anyone that age would recognize me either. I'm sure there's still some hot ones to fuck around with.

Can people not in the age range still see your profile?
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>>35410826
Kill yourself scum fuck
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just dump her and you won't have to worry about it
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>>35410826
If you're not committed to monogamy, then don't marry.

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