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first time in years a friend from tagged me in his post on normiebook.


heyy im slowly making my way back to being a normie guyxx
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>back to being a normie
good. Now GTFO, asswipe.

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What memes does your uni make ? How cringe-y are they ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R4rqM8BgBk
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the toilet is for urinating, not masturbating
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Add your marker to the map and talk to other robots in your area (or not in your area).
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398#
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>just took a giant shit
is there a comfier feeling?
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Taking a big black cock up the ass and then having it pulled slowly out. Oh wait, that's the same shit.
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No OP, there isn't.
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>waking up in a glorious crisp spring morning
>lightly raining, earthy smell coming in through windows
>check computer
>made a few hundred from crypto-currency position
>put a hot chocolate on
>go back to bed and stretch out, enjoying the DOMS from JUSTing the fuck out of my arms and back last workout
>get changed into woolly socks and comfy jacket
>get hot chocolate
>2 bananas for that glorious post-chocolate consumption
>explore Tirisfal Glades and Silverpine Forest on my Undead Warlock on a comfy private servier, free from (((blizzard))) and normies
>basically repeat while hitting PRs every workout due to having time to eat right as not a wagie

those 2 weeks in between wageslave jobs last spring were the comfiest time of my life

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Anybody have those virgin walk memes with the chad versions?
Asking for a friend
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I've been horny ALL DAY LONG but there is always there in my fucking apartment.

People don't know what privacy means for fucking sake.

I need to fap or fuck in this moment.
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Can't you put the fan/AC on to drown out noise both ways?

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Can we have a /feelsgoodman/ thread?

I graduated last month as a Software engineer and have a job lined up for 80k a year.

I am now an independent adult

>feelsbreadygoodman
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>quit my job because company didn't appreciate me
>going back to school to get my masters, got into my first pick
>designed a tool for my ex employer while I was there that you have to be very computer savvy to use
>they call me last month because they have a project using the tool I designed
>need me to come back and run it for them because no one else knows how to
>ask for a ridiculous amount of money to do it
>they agree
>just made enough money to pay for school, live in a nice apartment and dick around while I get my masters for two weeks worth of work
Feels so fucking good. Fuck them, I get the last laugh.
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>>37635565
Noice anon. I want to avoid becoming a 9-5 wage cuck but have yet to create anything of value

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>Robot goes undercover as Chad
>Instantly becomes douche bag
>IQ starts dropping rapidly

I bet you're glad you weren't born a Chad now.

Pic related, I actually got this from Reddit, not Ifunny
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>anon you're too old to live with us
>as your parents we want you to move on and spread your wings
>we love you
>move out
>get apartment I can afford
>person above me stomps so much my fucking ceiling fan shakes
>at midnight I bang on the ceiling with a broom
>wake up to note that says "you know where I live"
God damnit this sucks.
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Small victories thread? Post small positive things or changes in your life

Don't post huge wins. no one likes a showoff
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I resisted the urge to eat fast food today. Probably saved myself 600 calories

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>straight
>get hard when Chad looks at me too long
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the industrial revolution is the cause of all you problems

most people are too entrenched in the way of society and civilization in the modern age that they don't even consider how unhealthy the fundamentals of it are.

You've had every single one of your instincts and impulses circumvented and every juncture. At yet you still think you're depressed because "I can't get muh gf"

wake the fuck up and do some step back analysis. more comfort is the opposite of what you need
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bump for some truth on this board instead of the flood of convoluted bullshit that plagues it
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>>37635387
>more comfort is the opposite of what you need
What do I need, then?

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Can someone here explain to me why journalists are so fucking retarded? It's unreal how gullible, hypocritical and stupid the majority of them are.
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It's the methodical approach on gathering info
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>>37635360
It makes them money, the age if being objective is long dead. Acting the way they do makes them more money. So basically Jews.
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The genuine truth doesn't matter. As long as they can write a story that gets them more interest and revenue they'll run with it. It's a business.

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Just checked $45 in Powerball, Super Lotto and Fantasy 5 lottery tickets (plus several free promotional Super Lotto tickets) which won me absolutely nothing. At least no one else won though.
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(((they're))) probably going to make sure there's no winner until 1bil again
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>>37635511
UPDATE: There actually was a jackpot winner: http://www.calottery.com/play/draw-games/powerball

But the California Super Lotto and pick 5, which have much better odds of winning, have not been won today.

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