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In principle I'm on board, but I'm not a dumb roastie trying to make an imaginary point about the uncivilized nature of woman being a meme. It's not.
People don't hate women because they're unknown, try again.

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It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea.

Good idea:
>>38595963

Bad Idea:
>>38597193

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>>38597336
I hope the next segment is the goodfeathers

it hurts to get kicked anywhere idiot

>>38597111
that looks like a softcore bbw video

>>38597120
I lol'd
oreganonononononsoANSOns

By being my gf

>tfw no gf

Become an honorary Jew

>>38596997
globalism is feudalism 2.0. and you don't sound like a noble.

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>>38596975
They didn't make the inscription cursive.

>>38597017
thats fucked up anon. I formally extend my condolences to you, brother. Might I suggest bungling their online reviews? Give us the url, brother.

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>>38597107
I'm sure when I complain they will fix it. I definitely got them on the cursive thing and uh, I don't know if mug printers have review sites.

Stanley is good looking tho

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>>38596969
normies are manipulative narcissistic psychopaths and none of what they say shall be unironically trusted and / or believed to any unironic extent ever by anybody with so much as a mustard pea size worth of mental iq

i'd recommend glasses,long hair, a beard and the guy on the right would be perfect

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>>38596884
Glomp her and nuzzle up to her cheeks despite her protests and squeals, then depending on the situation either pull her into a comforting hug and ask her to go out or if she's really resisting then tickle her into submission and tire her into going out. Once you're going out buy her a cup of coffee and make some funny jokes so that she thinks you're funny and don't have some tragic villainous backstory (which everyone has on here), if you sperg out you'll just get an "oh" followed by awkward silence in which case you might as well hang if the tension doesn't simulate that feeling. Then arrange a couple more meetups and if the moment provides it then look into her eyes and give her a tender, light kiss and don't close your eyes like a wuss but look into her's, penetrate her very existence with your empowering stare as she cowers beneath your might, squirming involuntarily under your dominance. Then finally you have claimed your prize and so long as you protect it (but not too much) then you shall be able to retain your flag on the castle of womania, thankfully the king is only allowed to enter except the odd barbarian who you must stab and murder to ensure you remain on top.

>>38597608
ok ty she ran away tho

>>38597641
https://youtu.be/iXYF83bORLQ

>>38596861
yeah Rick and Morty is top notch
but you'll get the edgy contrarians here who can only say I-I-It's reddit

>>38596946
>he took the bait
oh what joy is summer

>>38597041
Not that anon, but what makes you think I care in the slightest what 4chan and r9k for that matter thinks about something I personally enjoy.

It's a great show. Dark humor, nihilistic remarks and overall good and interesting characters.

>>38596844

Not usually into black girls, but that pic is hot as fuck

>>38596844
we dont get butthurt when women fuck outside our race, unlike white guys

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>>38596856
ats a lie who you think keeps posting cucky pics and interacial stuff some insecure black guy is who who triggers and insecure white guy then he in turns posts some black girl get dicked by a white guy

just stop the cucky stuff and this shit will follow

>>38596807
Just have sex with one of your cousins to get it out of your system.

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>>38596849
the only adult one is married. I am thinking of buying a hooker while I am in the big city

>>38596876
I didn't say you had to have sex with one of the adults. Not to mention you can probably cuck your cousin's husband pretty easily, seeing as you knew her longer and had dibs on her first.

It had nothing to do with you, you mong. People look each other in the eyes frequently.

She went to masturbate to the thought of you. It happens more than you think.

>>38596887
>It happens more than you think.
Keep your fantasies to yourself. How many times have you jerked yourself at school after having brief eye contact with a stranger? Not once.

>>38596757
Haha I manage to get girl. Maybe you're too picky???

Everything is too much to ask in America.

There is no difference. It's a wet hole.

I don't have $10,000. Everything in America is designed to keep you poor - rent and taxes go up on a daily basis, but jobs and wages are disappearing.

It's short-sighted and nobody cares enough to try anything. It's just like
everyone just wants to stay home.

It's tragic. Somewhere down the line the system was setup to bleed everyone for every penny.

>>38596729
literally 0.0001% of white girls have this level of facial aesthetics, probably 25-30% have these chestthetics though

It wasn't this awful in the 90's.

In the last 3 decades America got cleaned out for every penny and now I don't know how to live.

>>38596725
>medieval Japan
literally the worst time period in Japan
Sengoku, Tokugawa, Meiji or late Showa are the best.

>>38596725
>You'll never have to kill yourself because your master died from some accident
>You'll never regularly get fucked in the ass by superiors
>You'll never sneeze during an important meeting and be forced to take your life to cleanse your honor

Feels bad

>>38596725
>Tfw you will never be a farmer in France at the border of Holy Roman Empire during the 17th century
Be optimistic !

>>38596702
bumpley phillips

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He honestly looks good in this photo. Looking through my stanley folder I remembered that he looks bad in some pictures, but in this one he's genuinely handsome.

>>38597483
i always thought he was somewhat attractive, maybe 7/10. 5/10 is average ofc.

Well I'm leaving this country for starters. It's run by people who don't give a shit as long as they don't have to personally deal with it

I'm just gonna keep on truckin'

yes but it hurts so much so I try not to....