IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD
GETTING FROM THERE TO HERE
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
BUT MY TIME IS FINALLY NEAR
AND I WILL SEE MY DREAM COME ALIVE AT LAST
I WILL TOUCH THE SKY
AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA HOLD ME DOWN NO MORE
NO, THEY'RE NOT GONNA CHANGE MY MIND
'CAUSE I'VE GOT FAITH OF THE HEART
GOIN' WHERE MY HEART WILL TAKE ME
I'VE GOT FAITH TO BELIEVE
I CAN DO ANYTHING
I'VE GOT STRENGTH OF THE SOUL
AND NO ONE'S GONNA BEND OR BREAK ME
I CAN REACH ANY STAR
I'VE GOT FAITH
I'VE GOT FAITH, FAITH OF THE HEART
When u go on a date and she describes herself as an art ho trying to b a sugar mommy so u imagine yr life together but then yr pinky grazes her thigh which prompts her to move them to the other side of the stool and then u analyze the hell out of it while inhaling the 14 dollar drink u bought even tho u didn't wanna drink u just wanted to hang out a little longer
If I were you guys, I'd keep a very close eye on this particular research. It may be the difference between a life having your pick of the roastie litter or not...
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/jul/13/scientists-discover-brains-neural-switch-for-becoming-an-alpha-male
Leave those noble mice alone. They do it to keep mice society orderly with minimal conflicts
>>38455231
Amazing wolf pic!
>>38455231
I'd rather they focus on building me a loyal robo-gf.
Do you ever feel that there is no consistency to your 'self'. I am constantly being thrashed back and forth between feeling that I need to travel the world, living a life of poverty and living the normal life that I set myself up for, working at a boring job building the financial infrastructure of the 'modern economy'. And over the last few weeks I have been placing myself in increasingly and remarkably dangerous situations, such as attempting to cold cop hard drugs, despite the fact that I hardly drink and have never used drugs, and making connections with literal down-and-out degenerates. And then I go to work on Monday, study Russian obsessively after work. I have even disconnected my house from the Internet (I'm writing this from work) so that I can study and be productive, write my journal, and so on. Then on the weekend, I'm going on massive hikes in large national parks specifically without any idea of where I'm going and only enough water to be lost for far less time than it would be possible to be, I'm fucking transvestites, I'm doing hard drugs, I'm driving extremely fast on narrow roads, etc. etc. But during the week I don't *feel* as though I'm putting on the appearance of a normal person. I just feel like a totally different person when these self-destructive/thrill-seeking moods take powerful hold of me. It is increasingly odd to wake up on Monday mornings and feel like everything I did must have been a dream merely because I survived it without injury/imprisonment/etc.
Does anyone else ever feel this way?
thread for comfy neets
not so fast wagies
>applied for australian neetbux
>got them
>tfw
>>38455169
Thisis wonderful news.
>bigger
>doesn't need water to survive
>has thick skin and bitter taste so predators don't mess with them
>don't give a fuck just chill around while eating faggy inferior animals such as frogs
Who /toad/ here?
Sup /r9k/ by the age of 16 I was an opiate addict with barely any friends or social life, I used to be a normie approaching chad status but autism.exe happened. Ama I guess
>>38455158
How did u fuck up so badly?
at what age were u approaching chad status?
have u fixed up since then?
>>38455229
Shit just all went downhill really
13 to 15,lost virginity to a 17 year old qt when I was 14
Still fucked havent fixed my shit yet
Just popped my cadaver cherry the other day. I want to know if anyone else has had experience handling corpses. Here is my story.
>Be me, 20 years old, volunteering at a hospice
>Basically shadowing a nurse for the entire day, nice woman; we get along well.
>We find out that a guest has recently checked out, family out in the hall weeping.
>It's a guy the nurse and I had previously moved around (we move around the guests every two hours or so to prevent bedsores) 40-45 minutes ago. Guy looked like a cross between Rust from True Detective and Ron Jeremy, except that he had this eye that stayed open all the time. Neither of us could figure out if it was fake or real, but it spooked us both a bit. The only reason I didn't think he was a random hobo was, because his family was with him.
>Nurse and I go into the room; family has already left.
>Nurse is like "Alright, time to get started!" and immediately takes off his gown.
>First thing I see is this big fat dick. It's massive. I'm immediately taken aback.
>Nurse apologizes for scaring me, I tell her it's okay.
>We have a long talk about the guy's penis. She explains that his condition caused fluids to drain all over his body. His legs and hands were swollen too.
>"Oh no, that's not normal. If it was, I'd imagine that man would have starred in movies"
>Nurse removes his IV and catheter
>Nurse tries to shut his (possibly fake) eye. Can't do it.
>We take the pillows and many other linens and throw them in a hamper.
>We empty the the trash in the room and then put a diaper on the body.
>The Nurse then covered up the body with a sheet for the funeral home people.
>We leave.
So that was my first time handling a dead body. What about you, /r9k/?
pic unrelated
I'm trapped by this website and can't find a way out.help?
>>38455072
WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA
SUCH A LOVELY PLACE
I got fired. 23 years old, first job ever. Fired after three days. Was really excited to finally not just be a useless NEET leech. Was told I didn't have the right personality to talk to people and reach out and make sales.
>>38455058
Excuses and complaints, powerful agents to the unemployed. But I'm going to drive you around town to look for another job, and you're going to go in there and speak with the manager and give him a firm handshake, Champ.
>>38455077
I didn't make any excuses, it was a fair cop. I think I could have cut it but I dont blame them for not wanting to throw good money after bad. Sound buisness decision. Plus they hired two people at once in their slow season so they were probably planning on axing one of us.
The only social thing I'm good at is good first impressions, so I'm not too worried about interviews. I'm just incredibly discouraged that I couldn't make the cut when it got real.
>>38455058
Will you still get paid for the 3 days?
Who else loves to hold back his farts until hes in public?
Releasing his special odor into the noses of others. They should be thankful arent they?
Also which location is your favourite? Mine is the supermarket, standing in line and then fart this 3 day old fart out mhhm
>>38455006
I always release a really nasty silent fart when I get down from the bus
>>38455006
I live in student dorms that have an elevator. If there's no one in there I let out all my farts in there. Usually after I get out it goes to another floor to get more people. So they get bathed in my farts as soon as the doors open.
>be me
>senior year of HS
>second to last last week of HS (thank God)
>at the time I was obsessed with romantic genre media
>decided it was the best time to ask oneitis out
>after class I wanted to show her something (we were friends at the time)
>once we were there she was confused
>"What was it that you wanted me to see, Anon?"
>place my finger on her lips
>"Shhh, please don't speak. It'll be harder for me to confess."
>as she looks at me with disgust, I grabbed her chin so I can make my move
>she slapped my hand away from her and ran away from me as fast as she could
>felt so devastated to the point where I skipped my final week of school
I think she sees me as a rapist.
MFW There is so much more to me than just the Handshake guy meme
Your my last hope r9k...
18 year old Virgin here, in hopes of trying to cure my loneliness i made a tinder Account, last week i matched with a asian girl who wants a ddlg (Dom daddy, little girl) relationship, in hopes of loosing my Virginity i lied to her and told her that i also am looking for something like that, and even did it with my ex but, but she wasn't into it (dont judge me, chads also lie to get laid, and it thought that it would maybe help), she agreed to meet up with me and my panic mode is activated. I don't want to loose my only chance at having sex :(
Do any of you guys have tips about that? For starters i watched a lot of Porn about it and i thought that hair pulling and choking her with my Hand wouldn't be a bad start, choking her with my belt and also slapping her ass with it are some ideas that are coming to my mind.
What do you guys say?
>Ex
>Tinder
I say that you should fuck off normie, tbqh.
>>38454970
That whole Story with my ex is made up to get her to sleep with me, i thought that was obvious
>>38454961
Also, i'm uncut and my foreskin is still covering most of the tip...
>tfw nipples are always hard
do i just tape them or what?