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You ascend when you realize chad is not above you.

back in ms and hs there was a guy pretty much in his way to robotness but took the right decisions and became somewhat a chad.

no it wasn't me

>>36756859
This.
Also working hard to surpass yourself and become the best version of yourself gives you hope to become a Chad

what do you want strnnanf

>>36756958
how's life oreganoli

>>36756799
I'm getting that way.

The other day one of my friends invited me to go hiking. I responded with "Humans did not develop more and more advanced shelters over thousands of years to sit outside."

I think you just need to be patient and support her.

>>36756815
How can I tell if she's lying though? We've been together for well over a year now and she confessed to me about a whole bunch of stuff she lied to me about when we first got together recently. Should I double check everything she tells me?

I don't like the whole cluster B classification of personality disorders. I feel like it lets people with shitty character traits blame it on a disorder. Sort of like how it was trendy a while back for people who were just dickheads to claim they have Asperger's.

Antisocial = Psychopath
Borderline = Unstable, manipulative bitch
Narcissistic = self explanatory

These aren't personality disorders in the same way being avoidant or obsessive compulsive or schizoid are personality disorders. They're character defects.

The benefit is grandchildren and the continuation of your lineage you nihilistic fool.

>>36756744

A daughter is a mans curse.

You think about every poor girl you violated when you look in your child's eyes.

Then you realize you don't own her. It's humbling.

>>36756744
Spanks pls

>>36756719
Clit is waaay too low for her pussy to be perfect. Ex had nicer pussy. Don't have pc here so no photos. Later.

>>36756757
clits should be placed low idiot. the entrance looks smaller that way

>>36757191
>clits should be placed low idiot. the entrance looks smaller that way
No, they should be placed low because they get more stimulation closer to the entrance. If your dick is small enough and you can fit it all inside so your pelvis rubs against her clit, you might even give her an orgasm from penetrative sex only.

>>36756708
hehehe im too shy i just want him to be extremely assertive with me and make a move no matter how much i protest

The only thing black guys do is make me cross the street
Lmao just bantz I actually know a really cool black dude LaDarius who has a lot to say but he's 20 years older than me and pulls 10/10 pussy

>femanon

stop this meme you faggot

Anyway, you know that the only people who will reply to this thread are males. And all of them hate black people.

Changing your location won't help you bud

You carry around the same person wherever you go, at least in my experience

>>36756699
It's not the change of locale that changes you, it's the experiences you have there. The point of travelling somewhere is to experience things you can't experience where you normally live.

>>36756726
This is what I was thinking.

I've been researching a lot about Jungian Psychology and the concept of the hero's journey. I'm 24 and feel like I have never left the roost or given myself a chance to build new skills and abilities.

I think a journey is just what I need.

>>36756645
greentexts nobody ever

show me someone getting jail time for smoking weed once

>>36756645
>smokes weed
>LMAO FREE HEALTH CARE
kys

Rightists are the most cucked people on the planet.

>porky steals value off your labor
>taxing him is "immoral"

how should i know i'm not your boss

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Why didn't you just do your written work?

What else are you hiding OP?

Food and beer.

apathy

immediate family

fantasies i've conjured up in my head

music
dxm
food
movies
used to include video games but its turned into a cash grab

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>asking girls out

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

NORMIE GET OUT GET OFF MY BOARD RIGHT NOW!!!!! GET OFF!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36756905
maybe I should
i'll stay anyway

Keep up the bravery and you will one day be in the land of happy normies
Defeat does not make one weak, not becoming stronger for the next fight does

idk bro, havin same problem

>>36757105
How do I meet potential gfs if I don't know where to look?
Will you be my gf(male?

Depends on location. Depends on age. If you're not into the bar scene, try music shows and dating apps. If you don't suffer panics from being around more than 2 people, try going to parties. If you don't know of any parties ask your friends. If you don't have friends then ye try the anime club.

if you lived here I could

>>36756513
I ponder doing this OP.
Or, more realistically:
>>If you don't give me ten percent of your paycheck I'LL TAKE YOUR OTHER EYE
>do to ten other managers that didn't hire you
>???
>???
>infinite profit

I prayed to lord Kek and I got a job.
I believed in nothing before Kek.

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>Stacy sister gave blowjobs to Chad brother but not me

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>Stacy mother letting Brad cousins gangbang her in the common room after they humiliate you at the family reunion

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>Tracy niece won't give fuckeys any more after her adopted cousin Tyrone burst onto the scene

>>36756428
epic post to be honest
casuzze anlieger

>>36756428
I can really relate to that image. Thanks OP

>>36756428
>10 orange squares in the last panel
Rip, he was doomed to fail from the start