Who /poser/ here
>go on r9k
>shitpost on /fit/
>can only bench 2 plates
>go on /o/
>shitpost on /ck/
>shitpost on /v/
>don't play video games
>shitpost on /sp/
>don't watch sports
How in the fuck is liking this gay?
Has anyone sent a dick pic to a girl and have it worked? I got this girls number off tinder and I'm trying to escalate and sent this. Doing it out the blue would be weird right?
That's right! She's about to get not ONE but TWO Masters, a MINOR, and a Phd while you losers are jacking off to chinese cartoons. You mad?
I had a dream last night that I could suck my own dick. I tried it this morning and all that happened was I pulled a muscle.
>tfw you have resisted the succubus for your entire life
Not much longer until wizardhood guys. How are my fellow wizard apprentices doing?
I'm not sure how good this life was supposed to be
Every robot should watch this. Most of you can probably relate
>"Anon you bastard, look what you did to me! I can't believe I let a loser white boy like you knock me up...you're gonna make it up to me! You can start by rubbing my feet!"
What do you do?
I CLEANED MY PC AND NOW IT'S LESS LOUD THAN BEFORE!
>my PC makes weird noises that sound like a barber's razor
Hangover Edition, I drank from dawn until midnight yesterday and now all I want is the sweet release of death.
are you also /skinnyfat? that would make things worse... skinnyfat lifestyle and alcoholism usually coexist
Yeah. I was bordering on actually chubby at one point when I was binge drinking daily, but I slowed down and the weight left almost immediately. Amazing how much weight/alcohol correlate.
why do they have seizures when they get tokens??
>first day of normie jobhood ended
>all I can think about is how much I don't want to go back to work
Same, but I've been in mine for two months and I'll have to go back next time day after tomorrow.
I'd be happy toiling away if I didn't have to deal with my coworkers and how they immediately go talking shit behind your back when you make a single stumble in social interaction or stay quiet and concentrated to working a bit too long for them.
What is the most subhuman race and why is it the Koreans?
I just drank two litres of Coke syrup in ten minutes
>person adds me on steam
>say they were "following" me for a while
>they say "I'm sorry I can't do this"
What did they mean by this?
forgot to add that they removed me after saying "I'm sorry I can't do this"
Have another doggo.