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Anonymous
2017-07-01 05:30:13 Post No.38081327
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:30:13 Post No. 38081327 [Report] [View this topic]

Has anyone sent a dick pic to a girl and have it worked? I got this girls number off tinder and I'm trying to escalate and sent this. Doing it out the blue would be weird right?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:32:19 Post No.38081364
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:32:19 Post No.38081364 [Report]

>shaved armpits
wow you're a fucking faggot

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:32:24 Post No.38081366
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:32:24 Post No.38081366 [Report]

sending dick is the last thing you want to do you mongoloid

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:36:11 Post No.38081441
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:36:11 Post No.38081441 [Report]

soo o o fucking gay

Anonymous
2017-07-01 05:27:02 Post No.38081264
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:27:02 Post No. 38081264 [Report] [View this topic]

That's right! She's about to get not ONE but TWO Masters, a MINOR, and a Phd while you losers are jacking off to chinese cartoons. You mad?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:27:58 Post No.38081274
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>>38081264
What a waste of perfectly usable womb.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:28:31 Post No.38081281
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:28:31 Post No.38081281 [Report]

>>38081264
Why is she wearing a hijab

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:29:25 Post No.38081302
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:29:25 Post No.38081302 [Report]

>>38081264

>You mad?

Not at all. I did five degrees, three in STEM.

>still unemployed.

Anonymous
2017-07-01 05:10:52 Post No.38081025
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:10:52 Post No. 38081025 [Report] [View this topic]

I had a dream last night that I could suck my own dick. I tried it this morning and all that happened was I pulled a muscle.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:11:43 Post No.38081043
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:11:43 Post No.38081043 [Report]

Also, enjoy the wojak I made

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:12:55 Post No.38081063
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>>38081043
its good i saved it

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:15:13 Post No.38081107
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:15:13 Post No.38081107 [Report]

gOOd wojack

Anonymous
2017-07-01 05:10:09 Post No.38081013
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:10:09 Post No. 38081013 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you have resisted the succubus for your entire life
Not much longer until wizardhood guys. How are my fellow wizard apprentices doing?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:17:23 Post No.38081140
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>>38081013
I'm not sure how good this life was supposed to be

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:19:06 Post No.38081158
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>>38081013
If they last time I had sex was 3 years ago, does it mean if I wait 27 more years I'll be a wizard?

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:19:55 Post No.38081166
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>>38081158
No it means you are a 30-year old virgin. Having sex disqualifies you from wizardship, newfag.

Anonymous
2017-07-01 05:04:20 Post No.38080934
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:04:20 Post No. 38080934 [Report] [View this topic]

Every robot should watch this. Most of you can probably relate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrEvCKgV0gM

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:23:21 Post No.38081218
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:23:21 Post No.38081218 [Report]

bump please watch

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:24:49 Post No.38081238
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:24:49 Post No.38081238 [Report]

>>38080934
This is so true...but also hard at the same time

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:25:13 Post No.38081240
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>>38080934
If I wanted advice, I'd go to /adv/.
I hope you become majorly disfigured in a terrible accident.

Anonymous
2017-07-01 04:54:28 Post No.38080769
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:54:28 Post No. 38080769 [Report] [View this topic]

>"Anon you bastard, look what you did to me! I can't believe I let a loser white boy like you knock me up...you're gonna make it up to me! You can start by rubbing my feet!"
What do you do?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:57:13 Post No.38080820
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>>38080769
That's a disgusting belly button.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:58:08 Post No.38080842
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:58:08 Post No.38080842 [Report]

>tfw no pregnant shadow gf

Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:59:19 Post No.38080857
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:59:19 Post No.38080857 [Report]

>tfw no pregnant cocoa gf

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2017-07-01 04:52:37 Post No.38080731
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:52:37 Post No. 38080731 [Report] [View this topic]

I CLEANED MY PC AND NOW IT'S LESS LOUD THAN BEFORE!

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:03:51 Post No.38080925
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>my PC makes weird noises that sound like a barber's razor

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:28:40 Post No.38081287
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:28:40 Post No.38081287 [Report]

teach me your ways please i need your help

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:29:00 Post No.38081294
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:29:00 Post No.38081294 [Report]

>less loud than before

How the fuck do people this stupid manage to breathe?

Anonymous
Alcoholic Thread 2017-07-01 04:50:48 Post No.38080699
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Alcoholic Thread Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:50:48 Post No. 38080699 [Report] [View this topic]

Hangover Edition, I drank from dawn until midnight yesterday and now all I want is the sweet release of death.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:20:20 Post No.38081176
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>>38080699
are you also /skinnyfat? that would make things worse... skinnyfat lifestyle and alcoholism usually coexist

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:23:59 Post No.38081222
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>>38081176
Yeah. I was bordering on actually chubby at one point when I was binge drinking daily, but I slowed down and the weight left almost immediately. Amazing how much weight/alcohol correlate.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:24:18 Post No.38081230
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:24:18 Post No.38081230 [Report]

What do you call it when you have no problem not drinking, but once you have one drink you can't stop until you pass out. That's not alcoholism right? Just a lack of self-control

Anonymous
2017-07-01 04:49:13 Post No.38080674
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:49:13 Post No. 38080674 [Report] [View this topic]

why do they have seizures when they get tokens??

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:22:52 Post No.38081212
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>>38080674
It's an involuntary response to getting money from betas, kind of like how your dog wags his tail when you give him attention.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:27:07 Post No.38081265
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:27:07 Post No.38081265 [Report]

It's the new way to scream "oooo fuhck yuh, oooooooOoooo fuck yuh oo daddy my pussy feels SoOoo FUcking good"

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:28:37 Post No.38081286
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:28:37 Post No.38081286 [Report]

ive seen guys say that you shouldnt watch cams if you cant tip

Anonymous
2017-07-01 04:43:11 Post No.38080576
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:43:11 Post No. 38080576 [Report] [View this topic]

>first day of normie jobhood ended
>all I can think about is how much I don't want to go back to work

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:44:56 Post No.38080606
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:44:56 Post No.38080606 [Report]

Give it some time once you see your paycheck you stop caring how shit the actual work is.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:45:47 Post No.38080621
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>>38080606
>People say this every time
>My paychecks are always absolute garbage
yay 150 dollars for 2 weeks of work im so thrilled

Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:50:27 Post No.38080694
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Same, but I've been in mine for two months and I'll have to go back next time day after tomorrow.
I'd be happy toiling away if I didn't have to deal with my coworkers and how they immediately go talking shit behind your back when you make a single stumble in social interaction or stay quiet and concentrated to working a bit too long for them.

Anonymous
2017-07-01 04:42:00 Post No.38080558
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:42:00 Post No. 38080558 [Report] [View this topic]

What is the most subhuman race and why is it the Koreans?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:42:35 Post No.38080565
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>>38080558
Whatever you claim to be.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:43:36 Post No.38080581
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>>38080558
Tiny little penises.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:43:49 Post No.38080587
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>>38080558
are you the jap from /bant/?

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:41:17 Post No. 38080543 [Report] [View this topic]

I just drank two litres of Coke syrup in ten minutes

Ama

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:43:09 Post No.38080575
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:43:09 Post No.38080575 [Report]

What does diabetic shock feel like??

Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:45:03 Post No.38080608
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>>38080575
Pretty bad desu
I've kept my chin on the toilet seat for about five minutes now

Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:48:28 Post No.38080657
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:48:28 Post No.38080657 [Report]

Why only the syrup

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:39:24 Post No. 38080515 [Report] [View this topic]

>person adds me on steam
>say they were "following" me for a while
>they say "I'm sorry I can't do this"
What did they mean by this?

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>>38080515
forgot to add that they removed me after saying "I'm sorry I can't do this"
Have another doggo.

Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:41:08 Post No.38080541
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:41:08 Post No.38080541 [Report]

Erotic role-playing over instant messenger.

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>>38080515

They were going to pretend to be a girl and scam you into buying them games, but then changed their mind.

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:37:23 Post No. 38080490 [Report] [View this topic]

How long will it take me to get a gf I'm.19 and it hasn't happened yet

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:44:17 Post No.38080595
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>>38080490
I'm in the same boat anon, and I've given up

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:46:11 Post No.38080627 [Report]

It's too late at 19 unless you still have a good friend group. If no friends either then consider suicide like me because your life won't get any better

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:07:32 Post No.38080977
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:07:32 Post No.38080977 [Report]

the games rigged boys, the best you can do is show up at the party looking your best

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:34:00 Post No. 38080435 [Report] [View this topic]

>Hey anon I just want you to know that I will always love,even with all your flaws

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:35:33 Post No.38080462
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>tfw even your girlfriend hasn't said anything so sweet
What a loveless world

Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:36:23 Post No.38080479
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:36:23 Post No.38080479 [Report]

I can't believe someone loves me

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Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:37:33 Post No.38080493 [Report]

Katya is a whore

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