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What's the most painful memory of your life, robots?
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When I was 16 this woman who lived across the street from me told me in vivid detail about a girl she murdered in IL.
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>>38005120
My aunt's disappearance is still a mystery. Was this in the mid 80s, friend? Was the girl's name Janet?
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>>38005090
Falling in love when I was 16

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Hey, robots. How was your day?
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>>38005039
wonder what that facial expression is trying to convey
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I bought a crossbow.
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Shit lately

My skin is causing problems again.
I am so envious of people having good skin.

The psychological impact of that has been huge on me during childhood and teenager.

All I feel lately is rage and bitterness.

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Regrettable stories thread

>Be me
>Hanging out with crush at her house as friends
>Whenever she goes to the kitchen to do something she comes back with an ice cube that she drops down the back of my shirt when I'm not looking
>At one point holds it there to make sure I feel the cold while it melts, which required her to keep her hand on my back for about 30 seconds
>Asks me if I want to get her back by doing it to her
>Don't know what to do, never had a girl even come close to flirting with me before
>Manage to get a response out
>"N-no I'm fine"
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>meet qt online
>receive pictures and private stories over time
>pretend to blackmail her one day for the lulz
>she lost most of her trust in me, almost ruined our friendship
>be a dick recently
>might have ruined our friendship for good
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>2013 mother's day friend came over asked me if i was coming over to give his mom a present
>tell him no i'm going to have a seizure
>i go over anyway i brought my ps3, present
>i give her the present she bitches about how the present was i don't wear jewelry, give her the receipt she starts bitches about how she is worth $34
>go into brothers room play god of war
>kept on trying to leave but friend didn't let me leave
>finally leave drive away
>crashed into a tree having a seizure
>both friends moved away stole a bunch of video games for money
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Regretful bump

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Cops show up at your door with a warrant to go through every file on your computer.

Just how fucked are you?
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>>38004954
just some very strangely erotic and horrifying hentai pictures

i could play it off telling them how i'm a man of taste
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Not at all because a. I'm not a degenerate who watches illegal porn and b. I don't download porn, so they won't even find anything embarrassing
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>>38004954
It's not illegal to own bestiality I think

Discord - /fpJ5Hvc We are a fairly new discord server looking for more members to shitpost and socialize. The voice chat is usually occupied with top gentlemen, you can make friends with other people if you have social skills, if you don't have social skills you can just be a robot in the chat, we don't judge.

Only rule: Do not attack others, you wont be banned for it instantly, it's a fair server but dont make it unpleasent for others and they wont for you.
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upvoted! orignanalallalalallalalla
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>my dude

is there an original bone in your fucking body
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>>38005592
Yeah but he gave it to your mom.

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What is your opinion on anime and people who watch it?
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>>38004813
People who are running from reality although i cant really blame them in the current year
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>>38004813
It's awesome and so are the people who watch it.

/end thread
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>>38004813
http://robottest.16mb.com/
>>>/a/

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Former NEET here,

How do I stop myself from crying when my boss yells at me? I work at a supermarket and he's always yelling.

>People take verbal abuse for nine dollars an hour

baka
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Steal shit.
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Was in a similar situation a year ago. All I can say is just to man up and stop being a pussy or quit.
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You can tell HR but they won't do shit. If you have a boss who is at same level as bitch talk to them. You can talk back and not be fired. Just don't be rude.

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>move out the second you turn 18
Why is this a thing? What was wrong with clans sticking together and living on the same land for generations?
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lol what are you a momma's boy? you can't live at home if you're getting wasted and fucking a different chick every night bro.
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>>38004771
But that's what the fuck shack is for.
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>>38004743
The notion of a strong family unit has been eroded away at by overseeing forces in the past few decades. Everyone is only out for themselves now.

I've drank way too much, and admitted to my female roommate that I'm a kissless virgin, Am I completely fucked now ? Is there a way to fix this, or will she tell all her friends and feel nothing but pity for me ?
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Maybe she'll feel sorry for you and introduce you to her qt shy virgin friend.
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>>38004757
please don't give me hope, i'm still fucked up
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>>38004739
i'm second from the left, so i'm ugly as fuck, so she probably knew all along

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I received my new mp3 player today and this song was inside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1rO4VlsSgU

I can't stop listening to it

it makes me feel feels like no other song before

am I alone?
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>>38004663
Idk anon you must like classical music.
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>>38004663
it sounds like wistfully remembering a memory
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhxCn96Jvp4

reminds me of this

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>24
>have dog since I was 8
>was the only source of happiness in my life
>was the only constant throughout my life
>been evicted several times; had many relatives die, circle of friends drift away from me, and my mental health deteriorate
>dog is dying
>stopped eating today

I don't think I can handle this shit. I'm too poor to put my dog down. What am I supposed to do?
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>>38004599
stop being a pathetic petfaggot. It's just a fucking dog. Throw it somewhere and get another one if you need canine aproval
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>>38004599
You make sure the dog has the happiest remaining days. Spend a lot of time with them and let them know you love and care about them. I'm sorry about your pupper
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>>38004651
I hope you die in agony. Worse than your life is already.

Who else here was raised by a single mother?
Do you think it's impacted your life negatively?
I think all of my character flaws can be traced back to a lack of a father figure.
My mom has a good, steady income, she has no substance abuse or mental illness, she gave me a stable home life and she was a great parent through and through. But there are just some things a woman can't teach a son.
photo unrelated
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>>38004360
I mean my father was there and stuff like that... but he NEVER played an active roll or showed any kind of real interest in teaching me "how to be a man".
Thankfully I didn't need anybody to teach me how to be a decent sort of human being.
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>>38004360
My mom raised me by herself for a while and handed me off to my grandparents when I was 12 or so, now she's living in a shitty rental house in a bad neighborhood in a shitty city 22 miles away and in debt up to her eyeballs.
so i'm glad I lived in a stable home but on the other hand my grandparents made me paranoid, anxious and antisocial

have to take the good with the bad I guess
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>>38004360
I'm not saying you're wrong, but having a dad around isn't some magic cure for a lack of masculine character.
My dad was always around, but he basically never interacted with me unless he was angry about something.
My mother was the one who taught me how to play catch, I can only remember my dad ever running around with me once.
I guess what I'm saying is we're all just sorta here, and all you can do is move forward.

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Haven't made a ballbusting thread in a while. I'm sure you all felt the void missing on the board. some come in here and get kinky. or just shitpost and chat. Im gonna be playing video games and babysitting the thread.
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Also finding good content while i pass the time.
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bump.
am interested in this.
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>>38004747
What are you interested in? I might be able to answer some stuff specially real life experiences

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i've been tricking girls online into fucking me for the past 2 years, AMA
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>>38004181
Did you like AOT or AOT:40th Day better?
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>>38004655
First one's way better.
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Favorite genre of music?

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>parents yell at me for not having a job
>right after I go through 2 job interviews for the same company and the HR sluts tell me they'll let me know
>they don't
>everywhere else I applied didn't even even give me one interview
>parents still somehow pissed at me
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Welcome to my life

We should all drink the cool aid and bid this cruel world farewell.
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>>38004062
Show up in a suit and make a good impression next time faggot, also you need to apply to a lot more jobs
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>apply to 18 min wage jobs because I have 0 experience
>a few are ideal, I'm ok with most of them, but really don't want to work fast food
>Wendy's is the only place that gets back to me.

Interview tomorrow, boys. I really don't want this job, but I need to pay my rent.

If I get a response from somewhere else, can I just quit Wendy's to work there instead, or is that some kind of career faux pas?

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