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any beaner robot? if you can, pls write en espanol

(pic related, that's where i live)
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>>34804251
pIs gib taco
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south american here
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>>34804482
donde vives?


originalmentemexicano

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Why are normies so bad at making memes? Pic related.
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>>34804243
>Any picture with impact font on it is a meme

Fuck off normalfag
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>>34804243
What's this meme about even? I know it's some kid from Dr Phil but I don't get the phrase
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>>34804910
a 13 yo qt. She is my wife!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYSscnVYk5Y
Cash me outside basically means come take this shit outside and we will fight in ghetto speak. There is more to it, and I'm sure someone can give you a better rundown. But this is what we know for now.

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Is owning a dog a red flag in girls?
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>>34804225
Only if she also likes horses
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if a girl likes cats i am instantly repulsed by them....
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>>34804481
Wow please tell me why this is because I knew a girl that fit this description and she was a mess

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Do you let people use your computer/laptop?
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yes because my browser does not save history and i don't have porn on it, i have some lewd pics in my image folder but thats about it
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>>34804174
We have only one computer and it belongs to the family. My sister's kids use it for homework and web browser games, so I just save my porn in "My Pictures" (which no one ever uses, seriously, it's always "Downloads" or "desktop" with them, ironically) and name it something like "work_schedule_january-february_17.png" or whatever so they'll never click on it. They've never even clicked on it.
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>>34804174
>not cleaning your kb/mouse/desk/chair every single day
>not screeching in rage whenever family members even try to look at your monitor

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List your five biggest flaws, physical, mental, emotional, etc.:

> starting to lose hair
> scar tissue on penis
> shitty fake teeth replacement
> bad skin/huge pores
> in former life, abused drugs...
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Pretty bad depression
Huge forehead
Autistic lil shit
Awful lonely
Manlet
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>moderate/severe acne
>excessively hairy
>manlet
>diagnosed MDD
>shit personality
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>>34804081
>Neurosis
>Lack of willpower
>Sentimentality
>Alcoholic
>Avoidant

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i dont want a gf
i dont want to be happy
i just want to be remembered
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>>34804079
Get swole
Get guns
Get plan
Go to leftist gathering/college (since you might find some redpilled robros in uni)
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Why do you want do be remembered if you're a failure?
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>>34804079
Why?

Seriouioli

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I have a theory anons.

You often hear people on here talking about how much they our degenerate society even though 4chan is a cesspool of degeneracy.

Meanwhile normies in the normal world celebrate degeneracy and think it's something to strive for as a personal liberty.

I think normies embrace degeneracy because they haven't sunk to the darkest depths and they no idea how empty it leaves you.

People on here hate degeneracy because they've hit rock bottom and they know how bad it is.

Sort of like the difference between an edgy kid who thinks hard drugs are cool and fashionable versus a recovering junkie who has actually been through addiction.
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Bump please read my theory
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>>34804999
trips for a reply

are you sure you have the idea for degeneracy? if you mean degenerate as in sex and drugs, then ree because actual robots aren't degenerate by your definition
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Degenerates will be dealt with.

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STOP BEING GULLIBLE
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Do you know what the "LA" in "LARP" stands for?
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>>34804164
Yes, labia agent
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>>34804164
Loser Autist

Bae-bq lets have a tune

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Weekly F.A.A. Meeting
Wageslave and NEETS welcome
We don't got any other friends and we're here
We here at Functioning Alcoholics Anonymous do not judge.
What are we drinking/how far down the bottle are you tonight?
As long as you can still say you're not in rehab/a hospital and still living this terrible life we were given, this is for us.
My name is robot and I am a Functioning Alcoholic.
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>>34804010
Do you really think that anybody will judge you in 4chan let alone /r9k/
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>>34804045
That's why were here brobot, to not be judged
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>>34804101
I'm here because I'm an hikikomori and hikkichan is very slow

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I unironically wish anime was still a secret club.
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I don't even like anime and I agree with you.
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i unironically wish the internet was still a secret club

bring back 2006 pls
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>you are no longer the member of any secret club

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>add robot as friend on steam
>he says he wants me to be his gf
>i say okay but he should know im black
>he blocks and unfriends me directly after
O-Okay..
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>>34803972
Cute anime girls can't be black.
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post criminal creator
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Bump for undercover steamfeels

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MEAT EATERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!
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piglets really are quite cute.
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>DAE le strawman?? xDDDDD
>>>/reddit/
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>>34803938
I actually would eat a dog. If dog was a delicacy where I live, you know like in some shitty Asian countries. As it is, dog isn't a delicacy in the west, so I don't eat it. Much like I don't eat crickets and other insects.

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YOURE HOT AND YOURE COLD

YOURE YES AND YOUR NO

YOURE IN AND YOUR OUT

YOURE UP AND YOUR DOWN
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fucking adorable

orginiiii
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Is this a music thread?
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IT GOT SO CROWDED ON THE ROAD, I STARTED DRIVING IN THE SAND

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Lets get a 25+ thread going.

>26 years old
>still in community college
>no job
>living with mom
>never been able to live in dorms at a university because no money, always wanted to be able to do that
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>24
>college professor
> banging 16 yo
> have gf
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>25
>bachelor's degree in being a foul bachelor
>making a living off youtube and trading shitcoins
>reporting illegal mexicans to the I.C.E as a side hobby

not too bad anons
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Start putting in at least one app a day. You're in college so at least you're doing something positive. Eat a better diet, you'll feel much better.

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>tfw no femboi with tight boipucci to abuse
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>>34803780
>tfw you will never fill a trap's throat with your cum
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>>34803780
>tfw genetics too shit to fuck a femboy
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I wanna breed that brown eye

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