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>>36535544
>not having real furniture
sounds like a bitch

If your living alone all you need is a comfy armchair (and a computer chair.)

>>36535544
Something about this image takes me back and makes me feel good. Thanks for the picture brodie. And fuck that roastie whore

>>36535661
it comes from this commercial featuring a robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1OLWSCH43o

How the fuck did those niggers get Mercedes?

>>36535496
Believe it or not some black people are rich

I can bet though that these kids don't have the IQ to match their parents income, too much rap culture going on

>>36535496
rentals

Is this story true, anon?

>>36535504
Yes. Literally cannot get a single woman to respond to me. Apparently that's my fault for not asking 1000 woman and just letting the soul crushing depression of being rejecting dozens of times a week not affect me.

>>36535473
made me kek
youre a bro that you tried . usually you just have to have a passion or a hobby and women will come trust me. They love menbeing invested and commited to something it makes them think that youlldo the same with them aswell

I don't think Asian girls go for Mexicans, that's why.

>>36535400
I don't have a car a job a license i haven't had a job in almost 4 years my last and only job was less then two months I'm a dropout I'm broke
That's just the tip of the shit mound
I don't have a passport i don't speak any Asian languages and i don't have the aptitude or money to learn them
Most Asian countries want someone who speaks them well and has a degree in an in demand field not inexperienced dumb shit foreigners they aren't the west

>>36535400
China and Japan are shitholes, especially for romance. Don't speak Korean, not interested in learning. And everywhere else is an economic shithole.

And Singapore's too overcrowded.

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>>36535372
I fell in love with this one as soon as I laid my eyes on it

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>>36535372
>tfw there's no husky in your life

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>>36535372
i can never use this image enough

>>36535340
30 years ago it was the truth. It doesn't mean that today, it's just their propaganda stuck in the past.

>>36535340

In the past liberalism was against the norm, as it should be. You could be a liberal an claim you were somehow intelligent for thinking there is 600+ genders because its different than the normal beliefs.

Now liberalism is mainstream, and you're unique if you're willing to entertain far right ideas. And to be honest senpai these crazy right wing ideas seem much more intelligent than the left wing ones.

>>36535340
Right wingers are pretty much the most territorial, selfish, and narcissistic beings out there. Those traits are some of the easiest to exploit by leaders because they're kind of the "default" human, primal man.

The entire point of being far left-wing is the exact opposite: open borders, distributed wealth, and anonymity among fellow workers. It doesn't help that most well known educators and intellectuals are left-wing either.

He managed to piss off both liberals and his core /pol/ fanbase by being a neocon
By the looks of it, he's gonna be the same president we've had for the last 16 years.

>>36535122
He has actually managed to get nothing done but appoint a conservative to the supreme court in his first 100 days and the republicans held the executive branch and both houses of the legislative branch. It's pretty pathetic and so far he has been one of the least effective presidents in history.

>>36535122
If he doesn't build the wall he fucked up

>>36535117
What's the point if we're all autists that skip each other?

>stranger has disconnected
sure is omegle in here

why do girls never next I am a fucking aspie next me and dont make me try to talk or next you because that so rude

>>36535095
Living with your parents is such a soul crushing lifestyle

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>>36535095
I'm moving 300 miles from my family in four months and I know nobody. I'm scared and excited. It's soul crushing here for sure, but what if it's worse there?

>>36535149
And how is living alone not soul crushing?

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>>36535023
You're right, it's actually a toilet.

>>36535023
Sheldon is a nerd

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>>36535098
That is not chicken.

Thank god
>ywn be the cool anime guy that gets all the anime girls like that fag from persona 5
Why god

What do you do in a situation where you have to fuck the Asian chick but you know she is just going to starfish

>tfw you will never fuck a JAV girl

>>36534806
>Why are corrupt businessmen so hot?
I wish I had a corrupt businessman bf

I wish I could be a corrupt businessman's secretary who would put tit milk in his coffee and who would suck his dick under the desk while he talked to his employees

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>>36534827
>I wish I had a corrupt businessman bf
this

Probably because it feels good to be dominated and coddled.

They are wild beasts obsessed with orgasms

sssddddddbu,p

your looks are fine, but alas you are posting here, so your personality is clearly fucked. 0% chance.

>>36534757
anon your sideways

women hate that

ethan bradberry?

originally,

it is the final sexual move with no counter possibilities

what is this a picture for ants
>tfw shermie will never strangle you

>>36534701
The phone is barren im afraid my negger