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>new at a school
>new to a class along with another girl
>we talk and I think we can be friends
>get introduced to the class
>Chads start bullying me
>she quickly joins them and starts bullying me too

>>38325163

>in gym class, middle school
>kickball and indoor soccer time
>the girls always berated and insulted me because I could knock the ball to the back of the gym with my kicks and because I was fat they made me the goaly
>get bullied hard when goalie time
>FAT PIECE OF SHIT, GET AWAY FROM THE GOAL AND EAT SOME CAKE
>fire back, I'LL EAT YOUR NASTY PUSSY CAKE AFTER I'M DONE DENYING YOUR SHOTS, SLUT

Every single game, every single match this girl was on the opposite team she'd start shit. Girl was good at talking shit, I give her that, usually just ignored it.

One tried to bully me physically but I just punched her and she stopped. Didn't even raise shit about it since there were about 30 witnesses who hated her and would tell the staff she started it. Personally I think she liked the fact someone stood up to her bullshit, because no matter what, she always came back for more.
>

There was one girl in 3rd grade who used to bully the shit out of my friend and I. Pick on us, knock over our sand castles, hit us and just make recess miserable. One day my friend had enough and shoved her off the top of the monkey bars as the bell rang and she broke her collarbone. Took the staff a while to realize she was on the blacktop screaming in pain before they helped her

>>38325160
I've thought about that as well. There has to be a correlation between loneliness and degeneracy.

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>>38325160
Well, I don't know about you, but I've had my fetish since about Preschool, so I really don't think it was any external thing that caused it, I think my brained just got messed up sometime in development.

>>38327090
I was diagnosed with autism at a very young age and have had a vore fetish since I was five years old or so. I feel there is definitely a correlation between messed-up brains and weird fetishes.

Your dick isn't so small that women would laugh at it.

Honestly you're fine. Thats not micro dick tier, and besides, I doubt your dick size is your issue with women, unless women have repeatedly been breaking up with you the moment they see your dick.

>>38325126
Black gf don't care about dick if they aren't ghetto hood rats. The ones that try to achieve a greater life than what they were born into desire security for a family. Are you a criminal, do you have a higher education, do you have life goals? Really sit and think about what as a middle class white male can be for a lower class black female who wants to get out. Your dick size is negligent in this matter

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>pleasuring with your dick

Betas clean with their mouths

Having a stand-up comedian at your funeral seems like a fun idea. If I ever write a testament I'll definitely put "hire a stand-up comedian" in it. I'll also put in
>free beer and other alcoholic drinks
>no crying allowed
>mandatory smiles

>>38326344
Go back to fucking plebbit

>>38326344
And even with all of that stuff no one will be going to your funeral anon

Wrong board

discord is normie shit

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>>38325077
>robot
>discord

No

>>38325077

Because some of us never join the discords, only the thirsty robots do.

>>38325061
lmfao that autist is going to spam this thread too

just put this effort into Tinder and you'll have better results.

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>based all caps poster torpedoing cancerous /soc/ threads
bless you

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The hell is happening in this thread?

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And face and hair and weight

what's wrong with liking boobs

>>38325060
most threads on this board are for discussing how looking at women makes you feel.
>thicc makes me diamonds
>tfw no raven hair gf
>why are x color eyes so captivating? (girls face is 9/10)
>how do I get a gf who looks like pic related?
>x race beauty
shallow

Yet your kingdom come when the world comes together in praise and worship songs.

Amen.

Kys, and this time stay fkin dead

What did Jesus meant by this quote:
>What did Jesus meant by this quote:
>He said to them, "Because of your little faith. For truly, I say to you, if you have faith like a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move, and nothing will be impossible for you."

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>Just keep trying bro :^)

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First day on /r9k/?

lurk a bit more before you make such shitty uninspired bait

>>38325006
>"Uses the same line"

I didn't know you NEEDED to use a pickup line to meet girls.

>>38324944
I would say so.

But I guess some people might claim vaginal penetration of any kind is losing your virginity.

But where do you draw the line. If you stick a finger up there does that count? What about if you have a medical procedure?

Are guys virgins if they fuck an onahole?

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I guess this is related.
Don't know what exactly I mean by it.

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>>38324838
I love Fuuka!

Nice job fucking up your own thread OP

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>>38324838
>(S)

Having more than one waifu will ruin your laifu

>>38324836
I'm jealous of your mugs collection, op

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This is just the image before everything I described it done to it, it'll look way better upon completion.

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And I think I might get this one altered for mug holding too, I could likely even do it myself, don't need to hire the artist. For this one, I think I won't have Rei holding the mug, I'll just let her leave it sitting on the windowsill.

once upon a time
the end

>>38324828
a drop in the ocean

Once upon a time in a world where the world was split between the kingdoms of humanity and demons invading from a foreign dimension...

Me too anon,I don't even leave my house,I'm afraid someone from highschool will see me and laugh,I can't lose weight :(

>>38324786
>I'm going to start, i'm not going to give up this time. I'm going to take back what little of a life I have, i'm going through a transformation.

Fucking do it

>>38324786
You can do it anon! My friend just started this journey at the beginning of the year started counting calories and working out a lot (45 mins cardio 6 days a week) and he's lost 60 lbs since January! I believe in you!

>>38324750
I think you should give-up using dating apps

>>38324750
you'll have way less luck on okcupid, believe me I've tried it and I only had really ugly ass guys hit on me instead of actual women.

>>38324850
what was your bio? I always have trouble with those