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That's a serious waste of tendie money.

>>36095768
um..cooI?

>>36095768
w-would you cum in it then send me the condom p-please

>>36095702
Quick rundown of plan please

Post your full name and do it so anons know who you are xd

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>>36095702
You'll an army.

>>36095696
I don't really send messages to be honest. I just have a few pics of myself at the beach and a couple in the gym and girls message me. Then again I only use Tinder and not the other online things.

>>36095696
You'll only get replies from ugly girls who have nothing to lose. Even those girls ignore most senders.

You literally have to be Chad Thundercock to get a reply from the majority of girls.

I don't do online dating. Most of the girls are on the sight because they have huge IRL issue, completely their fault, that keep them from getting guys.

>>36095696
I spend a bunch of time on Tinder and OK Cupid, only got one date out of the whole thing and she was a nutter. Total waste of time when you figure the effort vs the results. I'd put it in the same category as gambling- it might payoff, but for 90% of us it's just wasting resources.

Honestly that could be part of a screenplay anon

>>36095657
Maybe you'll end in history !

>>36095657
You should play the part of the autistic son

>>36095596
No, you're an outlier. And a slut, probably.

>>36096106
I'm not a slut, I'm a virgin

But it is frustrating because now I need to masturbate more even though it's harder to get and maintain an erection and I feel like I've been tricked

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>>36095596
>take female hormones and testosterone blockers
>severely increased sex drive

What happens if you just take the testosterone blockers, without the estrogen?

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Look up Maladaptive Daydreaming

Watch out with it, it can evolve into psychosis (talking from experience)

>>36095575
Stop daydreaming. You'll just live in a world of shit.

>>36095616
>look up maladaptive daydreaming
>read up on it
i like this idea
will do
Jake#4186

i would, but i cant afford it. im genuinely interested
in Chris-chans life.

>>36095544
>Made WAY back in the mid-1990s in Middle School, by the artist who took the world by electric storm with Sonichu and Rosechu, here is Miss Christine Weston Chandler's (formerly known as Christian) paper mache Totem of Sonic the Hedgehog. It will be shipped very well in a big box with packing materials via UPS to the buyer. And the Bonuses, as shown with it in the first photo, are included up to April 30, 2017, so Buy This Artwork Collectible NOW!!!
>$1500

no way fag

I'm going to make a pilgrimage to Ruckersville someday. Sad that the best attraction that place has is the world's biggest autist.

>night, I love you
>love you too
gonna kms now

>>36095505
BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP!
IGNORE THIS THREAD TO DISCOURAGE OP !

>Goodnight, sweet dreams anon <3

Fuck

>>36095460
such a cute little slut, would love to fuck her

For a website for older virgins sure are a lot of teenagers on here.

>>36095518

>i leave comments on porn videos

Stop showing off, REEEEEEEEEEEE

in 10 year i have not create one meme even
maybe it is a fact that the worst 4chan of all is me

>>36095373
the braaaaaaaaaaaap meme started slow at first. A lot of anons calling it forced (and the daily braap threads on /r9k/ getting deleted by janitors), but then somehow it leaked to other boards; with anons doing braap posts every time a nice ass is posted.

it's a nice shitpost to scare normies, specially the ones that get legitimately mad by fart fetishists.

10/10 meme

>>36095328
I dreamed about a shitty meme some weeks ago. We are both in a world of shit.

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>>36095328
Well maybe you shouldn't be sleeping in the middle of the fucking day.

>>36095426
I work night shift though
Real autism hours

nice thread anon.

I saw this once..It was one of those blowjob vids with the distracting lighting..Mia...something or another....I wasn't as in to it as I thought I'd be

>>36095297
>>the girl brings her mom to watch

That makes it really hot

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>>36095270
I'm replying with

>>36095270
I'm going to sage your thread.
It's /b/ tier!

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>>36095270
I'm replying with waylon

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>>36095262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwG-DTIczAk

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>>36095262
Incentivize yourself by becoming homeless and losing all access to internet and happiness shortcuts. Make it so you have to earn any enjoyment through social interaction and work

>>36095353
why would anyone want to socialize or give a job to a homeless person

>>36095237
post your discord ID and I'll send you a friend request OP

>>36095237
where are you burritos albertosfag?

>>36095911
duckblurr
>>36095960
i don't know what this means