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B-but I don't want to lose my virginity to a guy anon! I'm not gay or anything...

>anon-kyun
>not anyan-kun

You had one job faggot.

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>>37437776
Nobody cares who you lose your virginity, only that you lost it silly.

>>37437663
>trying to stay in the grid
>always fall out of line, no matter how hard I try

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>>37437663
>That dream where i found The One of my life
>That dream where i'm able to fly by squeezing myself but always end with me peeing on the bed
>That dream where i'm in the bathroom
>That dream where blond woman die
>That dream where i got raped by frog creature who live under my old house stair
>That dream where the frog create posses my dad and he tries to rape me
>That dream where my mother just watches my dad trying to rape his son
>That dream where i'm driving a tank
>That dream about love

>That dream where I'm happy with a wife and kids
>Wake up still a KHHV shutin that's going to die alone
True suffering and despair comes only after experiencing what life could be without it.

Roads without traffic

>>37437649
Living in washington state with my oneitis who just broke up with me. Smoking lots of weed and doing creative stuff together and being happy. together.

>>37437649
>automation and socialism eliminates need for work
>suicides are assisted
>genetic manipulation cures physical, mental ,and personality defects that make life hard for people

>>37437591

everyone, for being involved in anime

anime is pedo shit

>>37437591
funimation and other cuck companies that only license content to specific geographic areas, forcing people to go through back channels to get what they would pay for otherwise

>>37437591
They'll just rehost on a new domain. Again. You can't stop this shit.

The same thing happened to me and now it has been 2 years. After awhile I noticed that I always seemed to initiate typing to them and also my texts were the end of the conversations. So I decided to just wait and well, that was that.

>>37437379
I know this exact same feel

It's because I'm serious, combative, and pessimistic

>>37437416
Yep, although we had a group chat, so it was harder to figure out that you're unwanted/irrelevant. I rarely talked to them one on one, mostly because they avoided it.

>>37437349
Next time you watch porn, pay attention to how tightly some girls clamp their mouths shut when a guy cums. Cum is disgusting.

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ingesting it changes their phenotype

>>37437349
>Cum is disgusting
my cum tastes like my sweat

>>37437343
>rough few weeks
go to the gym and do cardio. listen to podcasts while you're there. take 10 minutes in the sauna when you've cooled down a bit.

pills don't do anything for anybody. look up "the placebo effect." antidepressants statistically work worse than exercise or picking up a new hobby. mood is not all chemical, and whatever you are predisposed to, you get used to. anything you see as a problem or "rough" is caused by your lifestyle.

>>37437343

my dude, it isn't temporary. if SSRI's do not work, then find a NEW psyc and ignorantly convince them you have ADD and have already tried wellbutrin. They will give you vyvanse/adderall and you are simply looking for dopamine (pleasure/reward) agonists. Your answer is amphetamines.

>>37437343
Most doctors are pretty hesitant to prescribe benzos for depression and anxiety anymore. And if you ever specifically ask for benzos, you can sure as hell bet your ass on not getting any.

>>37437315

I like it. Pretty close to my life

Yamazaki should have been the protagonist.

>>37437315
There's a lot I could relate to.

The pseudo intellectual ramblings of Sato's neighbor.

The multilevel marketing schemes the unemployed will quickly find themselves encountering when they try to escape unemployment.

The social anxiety that prevents you from doing anything.

The realization that when you finally finish some project, it'll just be a big flop, and you'll be right back where you started.

>>37437150
If you don't know how to use a knife, then don't even think about using it in a real life situation, you'll most likely end up being stabbed to death with your own knife.
If you live in the US, save money and buy a gun.

>>37437150
you are statistically more likely to look like an autistic faggot than to successfully use one on your attacker.

Try throwing your fidget spinner instead

Go for it. Don't listen to the "hurt durr so edgy" faggots, you never know when you'll need it.

It might not even be another person, maybe some nigger doesn't put a leash on his pitbulls and next thing you know you're getting mauled. You will wish you had a knife at the very least. A gun is always better, though.

>>37436629
I WANT TO FUCK THAT BROWN LOLI DESU SENPAI

>>37436629
Sorry but I really don't think anyone cares.

>>37436649
Umm ok? That's so creepy.
>>37436658
That's okay. It's not meant for those who would.

>>37436201
BEST THREAD ON /r9k/ tbqh famalam desu family famiglia senpai

>>37436201
lol where did you even find this??

>>37436201
finally a good post. great job, OP hope to see more of this in the future..

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>>37436151
>rap
>Literally the worst and most degenerate genre of music
>listening to it
go.

>>37436305

>degenerate

I bet you don't hold a single opinion that you haven't ran by /pol/ first do you?

>>37436305
bet you listen to anime intro songs and feel special

>>37436094
Umm I'm not sure? Being healthy I guess. My family and friends.

>>37436094
are you having trouble staying sane anon?

you should get a hobby

>>37436150
Yeah. I just graduated college and moved back in with my mom and I'm going nuts.

>>37436064
>have bizarre fetish that's impossible to happen IRL, in any capacity
>spent the past decade of my life trying to find any erotica/roleplay devoted to it
>unsuccessful
>can only get off to what's in my imagination now

>>37436064
Wong Kar-Wai is weird. Some of his movies 10/10 pieces of fucking kino. The others are weird samurai fan fic tier shit.

>>37436095
Tell us the fetish please

>>37436015
His dad is probably a crappy person too

>>37436015

>tfw no cute feminine son to molest on a nightly basis while he calls me daddy

>>37436015
>>37436066
>tfw ywn have a faggot son to bully
why live