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http://www.strawpoll.me/12354835

Tattoos are for normie fags who can't express themselves like human beings or who just enjoy hurting themselves. They're a red flag on anyone. Discuss.

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How the fuck do i leave this shit board and do something else instead? Whatever i try to do or focus on i literally default back here within an hour and i seriously hate this place and the fucking retards, bitter pity-contesting niggers who post here.

99% of the posts are absolute bullshit and i would never spend a fucking minute in the company of any of you sad fuckers irl.

Make me leave or help me do it, whatever is faster.

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>In this scenario you are 20 years old
>You are male
>You will reproduce 3 times a day with 3 different women, no breaks
>You will be paid $1000 per sex
>You will do this for 50 years
>If you have sex 3 times a day for 365 days, you have 1095 acts of intercourse.
>Over 50 years you will have 54,750 acts of intercourse from aged 20 to 70.
>We will assume an 85% rate of conception with each woman per intercourse. Only the finest, most fertile women are chosen
>This will create 46,537 acts of conception over 50 years
>We will assume a 2% chance of miscarriage or stillborn children
>This brings the number to 46,606 viable conceptions
>After this, we will assume a 0.5% chance of a child having a genetic defect at dying shortly after birth
>This will allow for 46,372 children to be born over 50 years
>We will then assume that 99% of them will be chosen for the genetic program
>This will allow for 45,909 children to be viable for breeding
>We will assume that 50% of that population is male
>This number is then 22,954 male sons that will breed
>If they perform the same breeding program as you, then you will have 526,889,329 grandchildren who are also male
>If those male grandchildren are loyal to the family, they will all fight for it
>An army of over 500 million male grandchildren can take over the entire world in your honor
>Now, your family is the owner of Earth, and your legacy is complete

This can all be done over the span of 140 years. Good Luck.

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>"Look Anon, you've never been with a girl and I've only been with girls. How about we pop each other's hetero cherries? Just to see what it's like?"

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>Smart teenagers are KHV
>20 years old
>Have never kissed or hugged a girl before
>Virgin
>Don't feel smart at all
>Only this way because I stayed in my house for the entirety of my adolescence
>Take online IQ test, IQtest.dk
>Score 106

It sucks to be stupid.

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come join our discord server if you're lonely

https://discord.gg/nTJWd

fuck off higgus

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I am disgusting to both myself and females. Every girl that i think might be different runs away once i start showing my true self. They've actively told me this since middle school. Maybe I wasn't then but I am now because it doesn't make a difference what you actually are its how people perceive you that matters. Maybe I am actively trying to be disgusting so I will at least have an obvious reason for girls to think that way about me.

I've become a robot not because I was from the start but because that is how I am looked upon by others. I dont even know if i would want to go back given the choice, so much of lifes experiences have been tainted for me.

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I recently got one because its cute (I had a Samsung before but I kept having hardware issues with the company), but my friends are telling me its gay... :/
I'm gay anyways but closeted, only one friend knows

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This girl walks up to you and says she'll give you $5 if you hug her.

What do you do?

Anzu posters will not be tolerated

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"Hey robot get over here and fuck my ass or I'll chop you hundreds of times into tiny bits!"

wat do?

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>Trying to get a girl
>Wants the serious thing
>She rejects me by saying "Sorry anon, I want to have fun now, I'm not ready to settle down"
>Two weeks laters she got a boyfriend
>Four months later, she gets dumped and starts whoring out
>December 2016
>She gets another boyfriend
>All her friends get boyfriends
>January 2017
>She gets dumped over a rich milf
>All her friends are now with their boyfriends, so she is basically alone
>Last week she calls me saying that it's been a while and she wants to meet up
>Week was full, so get to meet her today at a cafe since it's my free day
>The thought of paying for her doesn't even cross my mind
>She gets a bit weirded out by having to pay, but apparently she came prepared
>Normal conversation in the cafe, just saying stuff that happened in the last year
>We leave and I'm walking her over, since she leaves nearby
>"Anon, I know it's been a while, but do you still have feelings for me? I decided that I want to settle down"
>Stop walking
>Look at her in the eye
>Wrap my hand around her waist
>Pull her closer
>My dick is pressing against her belly
>Kiss her
>She is all over me now
>Grab her by the ass and we go to her flat
>Get to the bed, we fuck raw
>After we are done, I get up, take a bath, delete her number
>I'm ready to leave
>"Yeah, I'm not looking to settle down now, I'm just having too much fun"
>Her mind went bluescreen, I left
>No calls or texts yet
Truth is, and she doesn't know yet, I got herpes from a prostitute 5 months ago. Now that bitch has something to remember me.

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Why are you guys crying over muh no gf meme? Its a blessing to not be a child support slave.
https://youtu.be/Lx5vqvr_BZc

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Please be kind to each other.

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Being a twink is the ultimate redpill
Prove me wrong

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"Hey robot, get over here an give me a blowjob or I'll shoot you right between the eyes!"

wat do?