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I did it /r9k/, I fucked a hooker. I'm no longer a virgin.
She said she came too. I thought maybe she was just saying 'I'm cumming' to turn me on but she spurted some fluid out on my bed. It wasn't my semen, because I wore a condom. She said that normally doesn't happen.
Overall it was a great experience.
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Very nice, tell me more. Where do you find her?
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>she spurted some fluid out on my bed
You got hooker urine on your bed, GROSS
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>>37256677
Hope you burned those sheets my man
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TFW manchild who cant function without his coffee
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nothing manchild-like about coffee (unless you sweeten it, in which case fuck you)
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>>37256668
Dude drinking black coffee is trademark manchild behavior.
I know cause I drink it black and I'm a fucking manchild.
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>>37256552
Oh I have just the pepe for you
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i haven't been here in about 2 years, but just 4 years ago i was a khv with aspergers (have never explicitly told anyone) without a single friend in my junior year of high school.
since then, i have been able to climb out of robot status, eventually getting a gf for a while, joining a frat for about a year and actually "hooking up" with some girls, and, more recently, forming close platonic friendships with some attractive females.
if you want any advice, any at all, ask me whatever you need to. i will be here for another hour. i would call myself "well adjusted" at this point because i have some close friends, get laid occasionally, have a summer job that welcomes me back each summer, and go to a good uni. ask away friends
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Do you enjoy it?
I ask cause I've made a few friends and fucked a couple of girls and I completely hated it. I don't know what to do anymore.
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>>37256327
How did you make it?
What are the first steps?
Does nofap have anything to do with it?
I would like to finally become a normie
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>>37256348
Fuck off from here, normalfag.
Pro tip: Robot doesn't mean sad. You aren't a robot anymore. Your presence pollutes the board.
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>tfw he's in Jannah breaking one his 72 virgin's hymen and you're still bitter, broke and alone
Feels bad man.
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Do they not check people for bombs in the UK?
Especially at a big event like that? Even after celebrity Christina grimmie was murdered?
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How is any tangible number of virgins supposed to last for eternity?
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>>37256254
How does Islamic lore even work? Do their hymens recover infinitely often, or are you stuck with 72 used up roasties after some time?
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>live in Florida next to a fucking swamp
>frogs literally REEEEEing all night long
Fuck frogs
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Oh I love that shit.
I'd actually be asleep right now if I heard crickets/frogs/rain/thunder.
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>>37256216
This. How does this not sound pleasant to you, OFaggot?
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>tfw in the desert and hearing the coyotes singing
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>Be me
>Burnt out student, first year of bad grades
>Just moved 3 times in 1 year
>Gets sent to a psychiatrist
>tells me I need a long term girlfriend so I can understand affection
>I literally lol
>He asks why
>I lol again
>tfw no gf
in all seriousness I am lonely and afraid and probably going to go full neet one of these days. Only girl i like is on the internet and probably a dude.
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>>37256091
Is this for real?
Psychiatrists have to get through medical school. This is the advice you're getting?
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Yeah, get a long term gf so she can suck all the energy left in your soul and discard you after she's done.
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>Just get a gf anon
EASIER SAID THAN DONE YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Am I autistic? i've been laughing at this video of Winnie The Pooh dancing to an old Pitpul song for the past hour. It's the funniest video i've ever seen. Nothings wrong with me, r-right?
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That song is unoriginal for sure.
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>>37255939
i'd say you're lying, but you sound like the kind of faggot that would listen to the entire song for an hour and force yourself to chuckle just so you can make this thread
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>>37255939
Just watched it, was funny.
> hugs anon.
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How do i stop feeling so lonely? Even when i have people in my life i feel lonely. Like i just don't really matter to anyone. I just want someone to make the loneliness go away
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>>37255754
You have avoidant personality disorder.
originally
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>>37255832
That's a bold first post anon, what makes you say i have that?
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>>37255861
Because you sound like me and im strongly suspected of having it, but yeah you're right it might not be the case but what you said really reminded me of avpd
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>Reddit allows you to post emojis
>4chan still doesn't
And you guys claim to have the better website? How can I do my Trump impression if I can't use hand emojis?
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oeriginalbroli commento
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>leddit
You've had your shitpost, now go home. It's almost past your curfew.
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>>37255303
tbqhwyrnf
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What is your excuse /r9k/? This guy gets laid whike you bitch about your appereance. When you will learn it's all about confidence and self-esteem.
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it's easier to sit here and bitch then it is to pretend to not hate myself.
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>>37255116
He has low standards
I could get a much hotter gf IF I DIDN'T HAVE CRIPPLING SOCIAL ANXIETY.
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Outlier = exception
Outlier /=/ rule
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I pretend to be all sorts of races on here. I'm really a nonwhite girl, but sometimes I pretend to be a white robot and make racist threads or women hate threads.
Anyone else like to LARP?
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>>37255018
I larp as a human
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How is it "Live Action" Role Playing if you're doing it with text over the internet?
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>>37255018
Go back to pol Janette no one gives a fuck
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>tfw parents never talked to you about anything related to sex aside the occasional 'adjust your underwear' every time you got a boner when you were a kid
>as a result ended up at the age of 20 without realizing i had severe phimosis and probably couldn't even have sex if i had the chance to or even masturbate properly
what should i do lads
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I know that fucking feel, except the phimosis part
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>stretch it as far as you can before it becomes too painful
>hold it for awhile
>repeat next day
fixed in no time f.am
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>>37255140
nigga, aren't you scared that you won't be able to retract it back?
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how come indians are so cheap?
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There's a billion of them, and 99% of them are disgusting, ugly, lonely beta males. India is basically an entire nation of robots, but they're unaware of it.
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>>37254841
How could there be a billion Indians if they're all robots? They clearly are having sex and reproducing.
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>>37254820
low productivity
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anybody in a legal mariijiguana state wanna ship me some pot? i'll pay over paypal
>tfw too scared to order online
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Marijuana is degenerate.
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>>37254796
but yet you seem to have no problem posting on an imageboard for degenerates
really made me think
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dude just go to a skatepark or something that's stupid
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>going to a normalfag party this weekend
How do I go about this?
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Use alcohol, and lots of it
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>>37254682
It's considered really cool if you stand against the wall watching the party without talking to anyone
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>>37254682
Try to push them off the balcony like Elliot