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Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt
Give me your address I'll be by in a minute to shut your complaining mouth

>>36879287
shut up you bitchass nigga. get the fuck ova yaself hoe. fuckin weak ass emotional bitch

>>36879300
Bitch nigga, bring it. I'm not scare of some pussy faggot like you. I got MAC 11 and an Uzi. Pussu Punku Bitch.

>>36879216
>hanging with fellow soldiers

Why? Seriously, why? All they talk about is their fat fuck wives and their shitty V6 mustangs before they wrap them around a pole later that night and make me drive 4 hours to hear a goddamned safety brief.

>>36879216
What were you doing in Guam? Based on when I was there I thought there was only Anderson and the commercial port at Hagatna...

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I've got a serious problem militarybots. Please help.

I'm shipping out to air force basic next week. I've been training and trying to get physically ready for basic but here's the thing. I can do like 25 pushups in a row one day, but the next day my muscles are completely exhausted and I can barely do 2 or maybe 3 pushups before my arms give out. I have to have a day or two to recover before I'm able to do pushups again.

When you're at basic you have to do pushups every day, don't you? How do you do this?

Your wife sounds fun.

If you really didn't want it, you wouldn't have been erect.

Wish I had a horny wife with a high sex drive.

>>36879230
What's it like being retarded? I'm curious.

>>36879241
120 IQ but I'm autistic. Please don't bully me.

>>36879131
id rather have autism than come back with ptsd

There's been a lot of army threads on here lately. Is this a new recruitment drive or something? I heard they were hurting in that regard. I've thought a lot about joining, but in the end, I don't want to fight for America, why the hell would I want to fight for people that hate me, and would hate me more if I was a soldier?

>>36879160
Do it anon and look at life the way it really is. Strip away the comforts of society; the very thing that has made you what you a fat beta nerd. Big fish eat little fish. It's always been this way.

what was his deal

>>36879096
I always did, he's fucking perfect and did nothing wrong until they fucked everything up in the fighting games.

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>>36879125
Tired of roasties, tired of wagecuckery, tired of normies, became a magic serial killer and started throwing roasties into TVs when he discovered he could.

>>36879040
>lie to her and say that I'm completely fine even though I'm actually severely depressed
y tho?

>>36879124
If I tell the truth it'll just be a big drama filled awkward hassle and she'll just start trying to get me to see a doctor or therapist or something and I'm sure as shit not wasting my time or money on that.

>>36879173
Yeah good point, it's better to be miserable and waste years of your life on a mental illness that you could be treating.
Or you could suck it up and give it a try, ya big baby.

if you were a true robot you wouldn't have even shown up, costume theme or not

Own it pussy, my friend had a batman costume and was the center of attention when it was on

>>36879037
Always go as a character who wears normal clothes

sounds like they're envious of your love life and this agitates them

>>36879022
I fap with the door wide open, real shit

>>36879099
I may start. I've gotten so used to them pretty much being with me while I masturbate I don't think it would bother me anymore

>not being on you guard around normies at all times and having pre though out rehearsed answers for all their prying questions

around normies never relax

>>36879000
Oh shit, once that gets up to management, they're going to fire you. Better to quit now and save yourself some dignity.

>>36879000
how did they find out?

I have rehearsed answers and lies to any questions i get asked about that shit.

I don't think they're gonna get all that smart, anon. They're rodents.

Well I've always wanted to clone myself and give my clones biological upgrades like enhanced strength, speed, intelligence, etc., and have everybody get in big fights to see how it turns out. Then we'd try to take down countries of increasing scale for fun until we either all got killed or destroyed civilization.

>>36878993
I wanted to do that with primates, specifically people. I'd breed out undesirable traits and slowly breed for desirable ones. They'd be strong, smart, and empatehtic too the point that they wouldn't be human anymore.. Then I'd glass the planet and let them inherit what I stole. It'd be interesting to see how they'd interact with surviving humans.

>>36878971
that guy doesnt even look fully white you raceb8 cuck sack of shit

>>36878971
>white

If you think that's white you're clearly a subhuman.

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>blackbots don't show me their negro knee knockers

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Is it prison gay if I like black guys?

>>36878932
No. You're not better than your run of the mill faggot.

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Holy crap, did coppercab actually fall for the transexual meme?

fucking incredible

no because you'll need to drink to stay charming and interesting

>>36878877
No, because you'll have to drink in order to be able to tolerate being around her whenever sexual activity is not involved.

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Nah pal.... It won't.

>>36878811
Good on you, man. Even if you weren't looking for a job, self-improvement through study and exercise is a worthwhile pursuit.

>>36878811
Congrats on going monk-mode. Hope other NEETbros are able to follow your example.

Good for you anon! How long have you been at this?

>>36878804
Just be yourself, she likes you enough to meet up, you'll know what to do /say when you're with her

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>>36878804
How people like this even exist?
You just have to beeee yourself anon

any help on fighting spaghetti on the quest to "being myself"? I don't even know how to greet some one do I shake their hand? do I talk about the weather fuck