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What differs mankind from animals is the ability to get redpilled.
People who are not redpilled on anything is therefore to be considered mere animals. Prove me wrong
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Animals are capable of uncovering deception. If that constitutes getting redpilled, then animals can get redpilled.
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>>35479251
Being redpilled is not only uncovering deception, but also achieveing enlightenment about something instinctively believed to be true.
That being said, not all animals are alike. Which kind of animals are you referring to when you say they are able to uncover deception?
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Animals are the niggers of nature

With all the depression thread going around, anyone got any comfy bubblegum pop song?
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>tfw I still unironically listen to 90's boyband/euro/bubblegum pop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is6gtilerPk
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>>35479094
Chad & Jane :P
https://youtu.be/IlDjEd8gAkI
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>>35479183
I miss how awful cgi used to be.

Are you lonely? Are you a weeb? Have you still not seen the new Samurai Jack?

Now's your time to shine, Anon. I'm watching the first episode 10 minutes after this post is submitted and you too can enjoy it in slightly worse quality than you normally would!

Come join my room and let your autism, anxiety, and depression be among company:
http://lets.rabb.it/886j/RwTrP4CWsB / https://www.rabb.it/r9khangout

Maybe we can even watch more stuff after it.
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>>35479068

Too bad I need to go to sleep now, good offer otherwise op-kun.
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>>35479068
i still have to finish the original. im only on season 2
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Bumping, pls come join anons oregano

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over these past few months i have slowly become chad
one of my friends is literal chad and ive been adapting to become more like him
>mfw i can fuck around with roasties, completely destroying their hearts and they come running back to me
>mfw roastie whores ask ME for nudes first
>mfw i can walk up to qt grills and get digits ez
I have come back to tell you all it is not all it is cracked up to be. It is an extremely unfulfilling existence, as you are constantly hopping from whore to whore. To be honest, I am just as pleasured, if not more, by playing video games, eating, and jacking off than the Chad life. I'd rather be a robot, and so I am here to stay.
AMA
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>>35479040
How does roleplaying feels?
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>>35479116
I'm not OP but it feels pretty good senpai
You better be careful as I'm a 9 ft troll on my premium Minecraft medieval fantasy rollplay server

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>be skinny nerdy white guy
>literally every black girl flirts with me

Why not get a black qt gf fellow robots? Black girls love nerdy white guys like us.
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>>35478995
I know right, lots of black girls have flirted with me, one is currently doing it on facebook right now. While white trash stacies don't. But I'm too racist to go for it/ What should I do ?
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Where do you live friendo
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>Elementary School
>This one black girl would always come up and hug me from behind
>Highschool
>A different black girl said I was adorable when talking to her friends and I overheard

why this

im not even really that attracted to black girls

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Cozy Discord, pls no bulli I just want some friends
https://discord.gg/JWajyrA
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Why do people keep advertising their discords here?
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>>35479018
Its the only place one can really sadly relate

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>getting laid is this easy
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>>35478913
literally a fucking bot dude lol
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it's a bot retard

>not original
lel seems like there's been someone as gullible as you
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>>35478950
>>35478955

Welcome to /4chan/ newfriends.

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anyone else here with a crush on Tsunade? god i fuckin love curvy milfs
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>>35478846
she's not a mother, and is a very old woman
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>>35478846
I-I did when I was little...

I wonder if she would think I was cute when I was that age
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>>35478846
She hasnt got shit on Temari desu

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Does anyone else feel worthless? I'm not working so I can't afford gas or do anything else. What do I do with all this time? I'm so broke and disability will take 5 months to process
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The logical thing is to stop being a NEET.
But who am I to tell you. I got my degree 10 years ago and I haven't worked a day in my life.

It did and does drive me insane, but I have given up on life. That means other stuff is driving me insane from the despair, but NEETdom isn't one of them.
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>>35478841
I don't have anything I just have internet. No games, no books, just a ThinkPad and internet
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>>35478891

Find a job? That's the cure for NEETness.
Depending on your age and motivation, you can learn basic programming and get into the accessible areas like web development. That counts as a job.

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Streaming Hope(2013) at 3:45pm Pacific Time.
Join us for some guaranteed tears...

https://www.rabb.it/r9kCozyRabbitCast
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got my watermelon and ready to cry
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this gon be gud(sad asf)
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wait, that's a strawberry lmao

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...so if I cum in my own mouth, i can immediately replace those lost nutrients and still get to cum, right?
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No, you have to consume another person's cum.
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No that's not how it works you dumb animeposting faggot.
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>voluntarily ejecting your life giving mana.
baka

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skittles are way better than M+Ms,
skittles are chewy and gooey and taste amazing
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Just look.
See how good they /look/? Now go pick up some you fatass. M+ms are dry and don't even taste like chocolate
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Name a better candy than skittles. Don't bother, you can't beat tasting the motherfucking ranbow
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Typical body of a skittles eater

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Oh ho ho i can't wait for that glorious moment of world war, especially today, not because i want to survive, but because i want to die, i want to die for something or doing something, my desire in this imminent future is die inside of an exploding ship or tank, can't wait for that day.
Anyone else dream of dying
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>dying

You shouldn't want to die for something

You should want to kill for it

sort yourself out
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>>35478695
You want feel the fear, not do die.
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>>35478727
It's more of dying doing something, I wouldn't mind killing for it as long as I can die in the end.

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H-Hi anon. Would you please put me in your mouth and drink me up?

>BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

Oh! Excuse me! I'm sorry... Do you still like me?
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lowl
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>>35478672
KAZUMAAAAA TASKETE
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>>35478672
*dramatic flair*

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>spend two days with my ex cheating on my current girlfriend

>normies do this all the time with multiple girls and give no fucks
>it feels like hell when i do it

They both love me so much, i wish we could be mormon so i could love both of them. Id rather end up alone so they dont have to struggle to keep me.

I am the worst person.
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>>35478654
"Normies" usually still feel conflicted. In my experience it's really only a small minority of guys who can cheat without any internal conflict, and even then those cases usually involve a relationship which is almost entirely physical between all parties involved.

You should own up to it to your current gf. Best case scenario she's open to a three-way. Worst and most realistic scenario is she dumps you.
Either way it's the right thing to do, because no pussy is worth your dignity and respect for yourself and others. It might be hard to own up to your mistakes, but you'll feel better in the long run.

Besides, no one ever really gets away with anything. Women always find out eventually man. This way at least you still retain some respectability about the situation
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>>35478919
she already found out about her. we all worked together at one point. She was mad, but she loves me too much to dump me. current girlfriend is always worried i might cheat on her with the ex. I would love a three way, not just sexually, but i want to share my overflowing love with both of them. But they're each so jealous. They're the only two girls I ever want in my life. aint no other girls worth my time. Ive been through so much with both of them. If i lost either of them, id feel so empty.

They're so similar and need me in so many of the same ways, its almost painful to know what it would do to them if they couldnt have me, but it hurts me too to know i cant have them both. I really would rather just be alone. For their sake.

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