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Do you wipe your ass sitting down on the toilet or standing up?
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Standing up! How the fuck can you wipe your ass sitting down? That's gotta be fucking uncomfortable as hell
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>>34032208
I still to this day don't get why some people stand up to wipe their asses. Doesn't the shit get smeared between both cheeks as they come together in the standing position? Seems messier and more awkward than sitting desu.
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>>34032208
You raise one of your legs and reach to your anus with the tissue. After a lifetime of wiping standing up I discovered the sitting down method and never looked back. You get a cleaner asshole while using way less paper. Seriously, give it a try.
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>/x/ is making fun of us again
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>mfw I'm reminded that /x/ exists
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>>34031963
>Muh ghosts
shut up you fucking pussies
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/x/ has to be the literal stupidest board on this site, why do you care about their opinion anon?
be strong. be confident. Don't listen to what /x/ says about us.
WE are better than them.
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Guy who's depression/self-hate ruined the relationship to the point that he broke up with her!
Ask me anything!
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lol how did you even get a gf?
the same thing would probably happen to me if i ever got one.
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>>34031972
I fell for the "she'll make you happier" meme
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>>34032035
that doesn't answer my question at all
you failed again
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Post you're dream girl/s
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>>34031892
epic shoop broseph
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>>34031892
Pretty much her.
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anyone who knows the difference between you're and your would qualify, desu
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Name one thing you like about yourself. 2017-01-10 04:43:38 Post No.34031873
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Name one thing you like about yourself. 2017-01-10 04:43:38 Post No.34031873
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Name one thing you like about yourself.
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ITT we name 1 thing we like about who we are.
I'll let someone else start, since I can't think of anything.
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I have a decent work ethic!
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>>34031873
I'm really funny
At least that's what they said in high school
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Really good at reproducing stuff i like. Have been doing it since i was a kid with fonts and stuff but regardless of what it is i need a considerable amount of time to do it.
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I'm about to fap, I can't take it much longer. I CAN'T TAKE IT MUCH LONGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
FUCKING NO FAP NU-MALE REDDIT FAGGOTS
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is not fapping a goal of yours?
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>>34031879
I just wanted to see how long I could go without fapping, everyone was like "GONNA DO NO FAP FOR 2017!!" and everyone was gung-ho about so I decided to jump on the bandwagon.
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>>34031865
try not to rip the skin bro, its a fap okay you're not channeling the spirit bomb. ffs
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Self improvement general 2017-01-10 04:39:16 Post No.34031785
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Get in here bots, and share what you're doing to help improve your shit lot in life.
I'm currently learning to code a website, I'm a former robot but I spent all weekend out with my gf, if anyone wants to hear my story of leaving robotdom I guess I'll share it, please no rees, I love this place
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I had my first boxing class today. It wore me the fuck out, but I never once thought about quitting. My knuckles are bruised as shit and my legs ache really bad. My next class is on wednesday, and I'm really excited.
No gf but I've been talking to a few girls but with no real interest- I had my heart ripped out and shat upon last summer and so I'm staying out of a relationship if I can help it for a while. Just wanna do my own thing.
I also started working again. 60 hour weeks, dangerous physical labor, but the 1000 a week after taxes is alluring. Starting to save up for an apartment with a couple other friends, and I wanna get a puppy as well just for some companionship.
I really hate how this board has slowly turned into the place where being a depressed, resentful NEET is celebrated and any attempts at self improvement are met with shrieks of "NORMIE! REEEEEE"
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>>34031875
dont quit boxing, i quit both boxing and judo after telling myself id stick ot it and i really regretted it.
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>>34031785
If I roll dubs I will leave to join the gym
Checkem
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What are /r9k/ currently listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlgc3_4WL0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESK8hi1LyLc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ecvBaqHBk
asdasdf
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sup anon
bumping some saint pepsi atm, relistening to tons of stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0xuaO_Y9W8
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>>34031757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg2nwbl8WqI
the ending's cut off in the youtube version, but I'm listening to the pod as of this moment in time.
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chad test
whats the first thing that comes to ur mind when you see that imge
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suicidevery original commento
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>>34031694
Is that Haruhi?
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"Hot"
*saves image*
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What's up, loser, it's that time again.
I don't want your songs this time, though. I want the last album you listened to, or the one you're currently listening to. Don't worry, I won't judge you.
No cheating, or I'll throw you in a cell with Chad.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYvoXKZA04Q
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N23b8LCIsn0
i dindu nuffin
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How do I eliminate American politics from my life?
Every discussion on every website I go on devolves into the same old boring fucking arguments about American politics. I can't fucking escape it.
It's so fucking annoying. When will you fucking people just shit the fuck up about the goddamn election and stop whining 24/7?
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>>34031652
There is a politics board
I see no reason why politics isn't banned from this board
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>>34031652
Politics is life 1st world baby.Only overgrown children would complain about something like this
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>>34031652
It is Hillary's fault.
Trump is going to fix it.
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>be me
>reading the "Why Do Guys Like Tits" thread
>scrolling down the thread reading and shit
>scroll by this pic
>dick goes thiiiiiiiiiis high
>try to scroll past it because I'm on NoFap
>the unoccupied nipple catches my eye
>I stare at it for a while
>I hear a voice
>"That's right, just staaaaare at my nipple"
>remember the erotic hypnosis fetish I've been trying to shut down for almost an entire year
>ohshit.jpg
>scroll away from that shit because I'm trying to overcome my basement dweller ways and escape before it becomes permanent
>dick feels like it's fucking pulsing
>I can't see the boob on the screen, but my mind's eye is fucking glued to it
>"your dick is feeling so big and thick for me, isn't it? don't you want to stroke for me?"
>I tell myself that if I give in like a faggot now, I'll be a faggot forever
>I decide that I'll take one look, then leave the thread
>I scroll up
>I absorb details that I hadn't noticed before, like her tongue or smooth skin
>ohfuck.jpg
>dick is readier than a rabbit's
>"just one night won't hurt, will it? just let me take over..."
>realize that being sexually starved makes people delusional
>wonder how the fuck the hermits did it
>wonder how I get out of this without going to the bathroom
>"Wait... I can just write about how dumb this is."
>download the pic, come here
>upload pic, delete pic
>I finish typing my story here
>"See, I'm not a faggot," I tell myself proudly
>I realize that saying that probably still makes me a faggot
>hit "post"
I think that I done it, /r9k/, but give me strength
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>>34031489
2 months no fap here.
I am growing stronger.
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>>34031883
OP here. Damn, I'm impressed. My best record is thirty-four days.
Stay strong.
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>>34031489
I cannot wait until August when we're really hurting
But come December you will be very happy
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So which one is worse? Which one do you choose bots?
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>>34031478
Single mother is worse. Not even a contest. It fucks you up for life.
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>>34031515
God dammit m8s bump
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I would rather have the single mother. Long story short, my dad has always been a shit person. My mom taught me mostly what I needed to know and she is the reason why I am in med school. So yeah I would rather have a single mother than die a painful death.
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Moving to California was a mistake. Too many Mexicans that lower wages, too many people, too high COL
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>>34031462
Get a CDL
Problem solved
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>>34031462
>he cant compete with a bunch of taco-benders for a job
top kek, how much of a loser are you
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>>34031462
what job can I do that aren't minimum wage walking around a warehouse for 10 hours a day? Please. Fuck.
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Does St. John's wort do anything for depression or is it a herbal scam, has anyone tried it does it have any effect whatsoever
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>>34031395
I take ot for about 40 days now.
Didn't really help my at all, i even take the good parhma stuff from BAYER. 900mg a day.
Maybe it puts the mood up a LITTLE, not so many paranoid thoughts, but beyond that it isn't worth the money i think.
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>>34031395
No, but looking at pic related of me might help
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There is no medical treatment for depression. SSRI is the current approach and you can ask any patient on those pills how they feel about it. This shit that you suggest is more like snake oil, there is no real evidence of ANY effect whatsoever on the human brain. Depression is a hard thing to treat medically as the chemical balance of ones brain is FAR from static and also changes from person to person. Until there are developments in brain monitoring from home there will be no advancement in this field.